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Darth Altius

@darthaltius.bsky.social
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I was a liker, not a tweeter at the old place. Perhaps I’ll spread my wings here. On Wisconsin.

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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 10h
Stallis is the perfect Wisconsin place. Big-city vibes, but dive bars only. Absolute cross-section of the state's humanity. Also nice green spaces! And a State Fair! And a dude pushing a stroller and holding a Miller Lite down the middle of 64th Street with a "Westallica" shirt.
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 10h
The images that flash through my mind on the phrase "Stallis Vintage"
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 10h
Don’t mind 154 in a vacuum Wouldn’t love best of 7 DS. Plus it’s a naked attempt to make more $ for the owners while justifying paying players less Choose your opponent is stupid. Unnecessary attempt at reality show type drama. Just reseed after each round
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 13h
The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a shame Bluesky is asleep and missing the Jake Bauers “I only kept playing because I needed health insurance” story because boy does that say a lot about Everything
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 17h
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Z-Your Enrico Palazzo @enricopalazzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going to bed angry rules actually
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This game is gonna end at like 2:30
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta swing at 3-1 down the heart
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/10/2026
best baserunning moment by a pitcher in MLB history
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heck yeah baby let’s get weird. Fly balls off of everything
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Max @vanhaverenm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the relief pitcher?
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three brewers signalling for the scoring runner to slide
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Underrated thing that is hilarious but also smart: Pinch running Jortz for Sanchez even though his run was meaningless to eliminate the chance of El Gary getting forced out at second on a play like that
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A rerun and upgrade of the Nyjer Morgan hit on the day Morgan threw out the first pitch
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Jonathan Judge @bachlaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Superstar
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JACKSON CHOURIO IS A GOLDEN GOD
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akschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sksishsusbeisg susveoshsgsbeoxhbsievsisheusb
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joe 🍺 🧀 @mkejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LET’S GOOOOOO BREWERS!!!!!!!!
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baseball… it’s good
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jackson Chourio's base hit walks off the Padres, Brewers lead the series 2-0
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Math @bigmemath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOLY SHIT
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My king, my everything
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quinn Wolcott you will not see heaven
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🫡🫡🫡
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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France vs Trevor Megill Flyout 💢 Exit velo: 105.3 mph Launch angle: 49 deg Projected distance: 325 ft This would have been a home run at Daikin Park and nowhere else SD @ MIL 🔺 9th
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Matthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Statcast has 12 balls in play hit at that EV/launch angle the last three years, ranging from 287 to 347 feet. Median was 328, and Statcast had it at a projected distance of 325.
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Matthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That ball was hit with a 49-degree launch angle. I'm not promising it was staying in play, but it wasn't going as far as the broadcast booth seems to think.
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1. Imagine not having a roof, couldn’t be me 2. How the hell did Chourio adjust and catch that? 3. I am deceased. Let’s do it again tomorrow
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WILD BILL
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tami @reflectivity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DO NOT CITE THE OLD MAGIC AT ME, CHILD
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cannot say I’ve ever had super strong feelings towards Sparty football, but I do like when Pat Fitzgerald gets stuffed in a garbage can
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s a big heck yeah from me for bringing in Teddy Higuera. Don’t think they’ve done that before?
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
watched "Buddy Ryan's Sim City" and every game he would just build one school then attack it with aliens
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes.
instagram.com
Brewers TV on Instagram: "Dream until your dream comes true."
12K likes, 171 comments - brewers.tv on September 27, 2026: "Dream until your dream comes true.".
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Pope Elwood IX @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Definitely not on Strava cause if he was they'd be making sure that's rounded up by having people hit bloops in the parking lot
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See
screenshot from boxscore.email showing the milwaukee freaking brewers atop the league with a 103-59 record
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
103-59 is a far more pleasing look in the finals standings than 102-60.
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👻MyOnlyDemonade🦇 @myonlylemonade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sal just gave andrew vaughn a nut shot, had to rewind and watch again to confirm
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jacob Misiorowski's final 2026 numbers: 174.2 IP, 1.80 ERA, 2.17 FIP, 252 K, 44 BB, 31.3 K-BB%, .802 WHIP. The third-lowest WHIP by any qualified starter (excl. 2020) in MLB history, trailing only 1913 Walter Johnson and 2000 Martínez. One of the best pitching seasons ever.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap
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21st Century Digital Boy @krause608.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisconsin won a road game against a ranked team? Next you’re going to tell me Kyle Harrison is pitching well
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Matt @confirmedshoot.latenightgrin.com · 27/09/2026
Luke Fickell
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Undertaker WWE: Buried Alive 1996
ALT: Undertaker WWE: Buried Alive 1996
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Catt Mampbell?
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Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hahahahahhahahhahahah WHAT
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