Reposted by Darth AltiusJR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 15hStallis is the perfect Wisconsin place. Big-city vibes, but dive bars only. Absolute cross-section of the state's humanity. Also nice green spaces! And a State Fair! And a dude pushing a stroller and holding a Miller Lite down the middle of 64th Street with a "Westallica" shirt. 241
Reposted by Darth AltiusJR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 15hThe images that flash through my mind on the phrase "Stallis Vintage" 131
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 15hDon’t mind 154 in a vacuum Wouldn’t love best of 7 DS. Plus it’s a naked attempt to make more $ for the owners while justifying paying players less Choose your opponent is stupid. Unnecessary attempt at reality show type drama. Just reseed after each round 000
Reposted by Darth AltiusArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 18hThe Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt 61032188
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 15hDo you see Murph rolling with the same lineup (Bauers over Vaughn, Ortiz over Hamilton, Frelick/Mitchell over Lara) throughout the NLCS? What would it take for him to mix it up? (Not necessarily advocating, just wondering.) 000
Reposted by Darth AltiusJaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s a shame Bluesky is asleep and missing the Jake Bauers “I only kept playing because I needed health insurance” story because boy does that say a lot about Everything 626443
Reposted by Darth AltiusNick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 21hLLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem 192342468
Reposted by Darth AltiusMilwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 725250
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m alright with them. It’s not an amazing look but their regular set is so dull so it’s an upgrade to me. 000
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can’t say why but my brain immediately set this to the tune of the “Workers are Going Home” part from My Name is Jonas 000
Reposted by Darth AltiusLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/10/2026best baserunning moment by a pitcher in MLB history 57319
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Heck yeah baby let’s get weird. Fly balls off of everything 000
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Right. And probably roll with Vaughn at 3rd? Glad it didn’t come to that. 030
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Underrated thing that is hilarious but also smart: Pinch running Jortz for Sanchez even though his run was meaningless to eliminate the chance of El Gary getting forced out at second on a play like that 1100
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You did much better later in the game, so thanks for that. But if we had lost 040
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A rerun and upgrade of the Nyjer Morgan hit on the day Morgan threw out the first pitch 020
Reposted by Darth AltiusJaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026JACKSON CHOURIO IS A GOLDEN GOD 19510
Reposted by Darth Altiusakschaaf @akschaaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sksishsusbeisg susveoshsgsbeoxhbsievsisheusb 2212
Reposted by Darth AltiusEmma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Baseball… it’s good 3884
Reposted by Darth AltiusCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jackson Chourio's base hit walks off the Padres, Brewers lead the series 2-0 1036287
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is correct no matter how that AB turned out. Why have people on the bench if not for that spot? 010
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah that was super weird. Could see him on the dugout yelling and couldn’t hear or see anything on the board. Weird vibe in here, but non-competitive ABs from the home team and missing the zone on the mound haven’t helped either. 000
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comPaul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not MeALT: Paul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not Me 020
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026feeling better about my decision to mute the tv and listen to tom petty while watching last night 030
Reposted by Darth AltiusWould it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ty France vs Trevor Megill Flyout 💢 Exit velo: 105.3 mph Launch angle: 49 deg Projected distance: 325 ft This would have been a home run at Daikin Park and nowhere else SD @ MIL 🔺 9th 57741
Reposted by Darth AltiusMatthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Statcast has 12 balls in play hit at that EV/launch angle the last three years, ranging from 287 to 347 feet. Median was 328, and Statcast had it at a projected distance of 325. 1135
Reposted by Darth AltiusMatthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That ball was hit with a 49-degree launch angle. I'm not promising it was staying in play, but it wasn't going as far as the broadcast booth seems to think. 45717
Darth Altius @darthaltius.bsky.social · 04/10/20261. Imagine not having a roof, couldn’t be me 2. How the hell did Chourio adjust and catch that? 3. I am deceased. Let’s do it again tomorrow 060
Reposted by Darth Altiustami @reflectivity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DO NOT CITE THE OLD MAGIC AT ME, CHILD 073