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Darren Bedwell

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Dad. Husband. Hoosier. Lawyer. Vigil-goer.

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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 17h
This, for me, is the all time greatest (so far): theonion.com/new-crispy-s...
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New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life
EAST HANOVER, NJ—The dull, all-consuming ache of late 20th century life will be slightly alleviated next week when America’s supermarkets receive their first shipments of Nabisco’s new "T.C. McCrispee...
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
To make matters worse (by decades), that looks like a Cavendish and not a Gros Michel.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna be up all night wondering what happened to the rooster
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like the morning shift coming in to work at Monsters, Inc. tenor.com/bgGFv.gif
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ
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Pressure Drop
YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“The serpent that did sting thy father’s life now wears his crown.” Hamlet, Act I Scene 5
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Potentially emotionally draining." Oh, my sweet summer child.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
mcsweeneys.net
How to Make Strudel Like Magda Goebbels
“There is no yeast in strudel. You’re not trying to facilitate the rise of anything. Say this on record.”
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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your screams into the void may be recorded for service quality and training purposes.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is obviously protected speech. Not a close call.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, we are NOT throwing our trans siblings under the bus for ANY reason. NO. You can kick rocks.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
You can just be fooling around making your dumb little posts and then suddenly it hits the Discover feed and an ABP goes out for guys who need to point out to you that there is actually no such character as the grink
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“The defendant could neither be included nor excluded as a contributor to the sample.”
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How about when the prosecution takes a couple dozen pages of transcript to lay out their DNA expert’s training, experience, lab accreditation, recurrent training, theory behind DNA testing, lab protocols, chain of custody, and finally gets to the substance of the results:
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For you connoisseurs of suggestive songs from over 100 years ago sung by consummate comic singers:
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Madeline Kahn - You'd Be Surprised!
YouTube video by Mr Bungee
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cel from "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" animated special. Max, the Grinch's dog, is wearing a harness and has an antler tied to his head. He is hesitant about pulling the sled, which is just out of frame. Signed by Chuck Jones.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Frame from a Looney Tunes cartoon. On a desert road, Wile E. Coyote skids to an abrupt stop, in response to the Roadrunner holding up a sign reading "Hold it."
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tl; dr: Alice and Billy both agree Dolly rocks.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
With Frank Beard and Dolly Parton both passing in the same week, I wondered if there was any connection between Dolly and ZZ Top. I found an interview where Billy Gibbons (and Alice Cooper) had some thoughts about Dolly.
news.pollstar.com
Does Dolly Rock? Alice Cooper and Billy F. Gibbons Count The Ways - Pollstar News
When Dolly Parton wasn’t so sure she was qualified for the Rock Hall, we weren’t so sure she was right. But wanting to do our proper research, experts were
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ?...
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 25/08/2026
Dems should introduce the Dolly Parton Memorial Act, making the right to do drag a federal law
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imagine how people in Gary, Indiana are coping with the aftermath. It's been almost two weeks and their electricity is still not working.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't think I've ever been in that kind of natural disaster before. Not gonna lie: I was shaken up for the rest of the week by the experience. And I was lucky to have an intact home to head back to, with the utilities still working, and enough gas in the car's tank to get there.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I found out later that overturned semi trucks had blocked the southbound lanes north of there, and the northbound lanes south of there. But the drive home was uneventful because the fast-moving storm was already several hours to the east by then.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I finally found an intersection with some open restaurants. I had lunch around 4pm at a brewpub. They were overrun with customers and apparently short-staffed as well. The food was good, and I was grouchy, but I left a decent tip. I took I-65 back to Indianapolis and home.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
All along the way, there were mature trees broken or uprooted. Lots of debris of all kinds in the road. With all the traffic lights out and the roads full of upset drivers, the streets were chaotic. There were long lines around the few gas stations still open.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The traffic lights were all out along US 30 to Merrillville. Some of them were damaged, and one was laying in the street. Street signs had been torn off of overhead wires. Buildings were damaged, some by falling trees and others just by the wind, apparently. Advertising signs had been blown over.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I didn't find any open restaurants in Valparaiso, either. The Meijer was open, on emergency power - even the cash registers - but the employees were piling the frozen and refrigerated food into carts, presumably to move it all into some colder storage area. I headed west again.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I watched a big pickup truck and an SUV that decided to drive around the stalled car and through the high water. I thought that very unwise, but they made it. I turned around and took another road.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Unfortunately that highway was blocked by high water at a railroad overpass. There was a car already stalled from trying to drive through it. It's easier than you think to drive into high water without realizing it until it's too late and your engine sucks up water and never runs again.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hadn't had lunch before my meeting, so I drove around Westville looking for an open restaurant. The electricity was off basically everywhere. So I headed toward Valparaiso, about 10 miles southwest. I saw downed trees everywhere. My map app told me to take a particular state highway.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I was in Northern Indiana on August 11, 2026 when the derecho went through. I was in Westville for a midday meeting. That's about 30 miles east of Gary. The storm uprooted a big oak tree right outside the building I was in. Fallen trees took down power lines and blocked roads all over town.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The bank called me Monday morning to apologize. The new ATM wasn’t really up and running. They’d had it set up for a demonstration and forgot to lock the kiosk door when they were done. They put the money back in my account, or maybe it never actually got taken out; I forget which.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I remember back in the 80’s when Terre Haute finally got an atm! I was home from college for the weekend and thought I’d get $20 out of checking. My card worked, but play money came out. True story. 1/2
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
cbsnews.com
Gary, Indiana residents must wait until Tuesday for power, more than a week after severe storms
Nine days after the storm that was to blame for it all, tens of thousands of people yet again woke up without power in Northwest Indiana on Thursday.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I guess the silver lining here is that a lot of people are about to know who Doris Miller is if they didn’t already en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doris_M...
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Doris Miller - Wikipedia
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also, Tres Hombres has the best inner gatefold photo of all time
Inner gatefold photo of the most epic tex-mex meal ever, Tres Hombres by ZZ Top
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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 16/08/2026
stayman winesap apples, painted by royal charles steadman, 1929
stayman winesap apples, painted by royal charles steadman, 1929
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boughtwinrar.bsky.social @boughtwinrar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bill Nye The Science Guy explains Global Warming (May 12, 2019)
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Correction : that’s the only time it’s happened in all the world championship matches ever.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Last time was in 1929. www.chessable.com/blog/checkma...
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You're right, it was Upton Sinclair.
goodreads.com
A quote from I, Candidate for Governor
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
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Josh Michtom @rsgat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the sailors that were in the ship and which you were probably saving for Ithaca Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so Greek
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Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anne Frank was arrested on this day in 1944. History rarely returns wearing the same uniform, it returns asking the same thing of ordinary people: Will you sit down and look away? Or will you stand up and fight? #Resist
A black and white photo of Anne Frank smiling
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Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am more and more aware that there is something so deep about creativity that some of us will pursue it at all costs, while entire industries will spend billions to fake it.
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Darren Bedwell @darrenbedwell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My father told me that his grandfather told him there used to be a motorcycle race from Indianapolis to Terre Haute, and crowds would gather in Reelsville (near that stretch of U.S. 40) to see the riders wipe out on the downhill grade to Big Walnut Creek.
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