This, for me, is the all time greatest (so far): theonion.com/new-crispy-s...
theonion.com
New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life
EAST HANOVER, NJ—The dull, all-consuming ache of late 20th century life will be slightly alleviated next week when America’s supermarkets receive their first shipments of Nabisco’s new "T.C. McCrispee...