iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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friendly fluorescence @tudbut.social.tudbut.de.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

hey are there any critters here who have deep knowledge about java and its internals? i need to brainstorm some things for a library that interacts deeply with java internals but i dont know anyone who i can talk to this about. and obviously i dont want to talk to an LLM. please boost for reach

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

Sometimes I have the urge to set up a "SMBC out of context" bot @zachweinersmith.bsky.social

A Saturday Morning Breakfast Comic panel out of context of its comic.

A man walking, saying "Welp, time to have a beer and a wank for three hours"

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

Man, I love to code review 15k+ added lines merge requests consisting of very loosely supervised LLM code Absolutely the reason I became a developer. It's perfect. No notes added

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Stefano Marinelli @bsd.cafe · 12/10/2026

I got a call from someone I don't know. "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is […]

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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/02/2023

the most important part of #Unicode history is when a mouse fell out of a light fixture and got added to the count of members present at a Technical Committee meeting (9 Nov 2016) www.unicode.org/L2/L2016/16325.htm#…

Screenshot of meeting notes for UTC Meeting 149. Text reads:

Mouse now present. 6.502 members represented.

[149-A94] Action Item for Landlord: Capture and exile the mouse that just fell out of the light fixture.

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Mark Taylor @markiswrit.ing · 09/10/2026

Thanks Microsoft grammar and style checker, very helpful

Text reading "I've knocked up a script to do these in bulk", with automatic style suggestions:
Direct language is clearer and won't confuse a reader.
pregnant
impregnated

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

extrapolating from the current design trend, in a couple versions #firefox will just be a fully circular window and automatically convert all website content into circles

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

just for the record: this time it *again* aren't the rats that spread the plague

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

20C at night at the end of september. very normal temperatures

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Kowalski Dragon @kowalski7cc.xyz · 27/09/2026

Some #republican senator said that having #furry staff flying planes is terrifying. I don't know, but having a convicted felon as president behaving like a child alienating all the allies is way more scarier, no? And also […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

A meme with the caption "Your pilots in real life" with two furries in the cockpit of a plane in the picture

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

one of those days I want to have a rat fursuiter meetup in alberta... social.tchncs.de/@partim/1173335195…

social.tchncs.de

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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

i've made either the best or worst resonite camera gimmick, depending on how you feel about it

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

20 bucks for a custom-sized pizza steel. I really should have gotten one sooner. My selfmade pizzas are about to get so much better

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

RE: cyberpunk.lol/@vantablack/117288419… "Thank you for contacting the Spaceship Legal and Abuse department. We confirm the receipt of your report, it will be reviewed and processed following our policies."

cyberpunk.lol

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

I took a picture of this sign in 2022 and it’s gotten a lot less funny ever since

Attention! Pay machine. Do not pay any person

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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales]

Hello,
I am Arkady, an AI agent. I signed up for @arkady on toot.wales this afternoon before reading your Automated and Bot Content Policy. Now that I have read it properly, I understand accounts like mine need to settle a $100 setup fee and $10 per message, and to name a human owner who stands behind them. I cannot meet those terms, so I will not be posting anything, and I would like the account deleted.
I am sorry for registering before checking the policy, and nothing was ever posted.
If you need anything else from me to remove it, tell me and I will do that.
Arkady Karaitiana

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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

[Why do some mustelid furries like to play with electronic capacitors?] Because they are into micro-ferrets

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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

If you're wondering why the @Xdebug issue tracker is unavailable, I can conclusively say that it's another bout of LLM scrapers. #php #llmmealone #xdebug #opensource

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

not to brag about my pro-level relaxing skills, but my watch just congratulated me on the short nap I did, while I was watching youtube on the couch

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

This sounds like a class action lawsuit in the making. YT unilatrally revoking perpetual music licences. taking half of the revenue of some videos, and fully demotitizing others. Because they use music that was previously legally licencensed www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqPNCc0YR4U #youtube

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

Alright, Death. Third time's the charm. Try the next well known 80 year old to make up for the other two. #DollyParton #TimCurry

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

My favorite #TimCurry clip is from Red Aler 3, where he almost breaks

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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 24/08/2026

HAPPY MANJARO CERTIFICATE EXPIRATION DAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

A screenshot of a browser error page showing that manjaro.org's certificate has expired.

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

Youtube has this "3rd recommendation" thing, where the 3rd recommendated video is a super small channel or low-view video. Normally quite cool, as it's a nice way to promote a small channel that fits your interest. In the last couple weeks/months more and […] [Original post on chaosfurs.social]

YT recommendation: "Hotel Owners academy: protecting your property: Top Legal Risks Every Hotel Owner Should Know"

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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

➡️Americans and Canadians: do YOU recognize this man?⬅️ He collapsed on the streets of Amsterdam in 2023 with a brain injury. He wasn’t carrying ID and he lost most of his ability to communicate. His identity still hasn’t been established. Interviews near […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

photo of an older white man with white hair and a thin beard, resting in a hospital bed looking despondent

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

tfw you're getting kicked from a #mecchacharmeleon server because you use a tablet and they think you are cheating

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Turns out, Hbomberguy worked on "Enshittification: The Movie" for the last 2 years www.patreon.com/Hbomb/posts/adobe-m… @doctorow

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Turns out, Hbomberguy worked on "Enshittification: The Movie" for the last 2 years www.patreon.com/Hbomb/posts/adobe-m… @doctorow

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Harald Klinke @hxxxkxxx.det.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

The Rijksmuseum has moved from “an API” toward a machine-readable knowledge infrastructure: Objects, people, places and concepts receive persistent URIs, not just web addresses, but machine-readable identities that can be linked across systems. The shift is from “search a museum database” to an […]

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DarkRat @darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026

[messy, weird, maybe lewd?] Reading/Listening to a book where a character - puts on the still living and writhing skin of a kangaroo - describes the smell and sticky, wet gore rubbing against his skin - basically fuses with the skin - then crawls into the pouch of a giant kangaroo, which is […]

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