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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 2h

i don't do boycotting only girlcotting

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 4h

what the fuck is "happy meal ethernet"

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 5h

[caps] WHO IS AL AND WHY IS HE GENERATING SO MUCH STUFF

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 15h

i was playing super mario bros on the 3DS when i noticed something interesting. on one of my previous playthroughs i had beat 8-4 and unlocked hard mode, so i tried restarting the game from the virtual console menu to reset it back to normal mode. however, the […] [Original post on labyrinth.zone]

A screenshot of the electronic manual for Super Mario Bros. on the 3DS. The page is titled "Clearing World 8-4" and it explains that if you beat Bowser at the end of world 8-4, the game's difficulty will increase during the second playthrough, but if you want to go back to the normal difficulty, you need to shut down the 3DS while the game is running and start it again.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18h

[us politics, SA, dark] oh that's the president of the united states defending gang rape

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18h

oh, flatpak is finally supporting CLI apps now? does this mean a system with flatpak as its only package manager could be viable :blobfoxExplosion:

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

if your cat bites you, teach them a lesson by biting yourself as well to show you're better at it than they are

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

if your cat bites you, teach them a lesson by biting yourself as well to show you're better at it than they are

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Space Hobo @spacehobo.teh.entar.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

@mjdxp It was popular during the turn-of-the-millennium Linux advocacy movement to screw up your nose when someone mentioned Microsoft anything, as if you were trying to puzzle out what they said, and then ask "Microsoft?? You mean...the keyboard company??"

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Owlor 🦋 @owlor.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Everyone is talking about separating the art from the artist but when I separate the jewelry from the jeweler people call it"a robbery"...

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

[drugs, pokémon, silly] unfortunately, regigigas has died of lung cancer due to smoking too much neutralizing gas. slaking is also not doing too well unfortunately.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

[medical, vent] my allergies are so bad right now, my throat is like a mucus extravaganza right now and i've pretty much completely lost my voice :(

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

cat here, why does my owner spend so much time sitting in front of the computer pressing buttons and staring at the weird glowing screen?

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

[lewd, birds] people talk about how "tit" and "boobie" can describe birds, but "pecker" also works as well wood pecker

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

[politics, silly] breaking news: megatron gives his support for building AI data centers in suburban neighborhoods

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

[AI being completely unhinged again] i found a new unhinged AI response to rival whether waluigi would kill god: would count von count want to count the sins he committed in vietnam

$AI text response: Count Von Count would absolutely count them, as his passion for counting is completely absolute and unbound by morality, trauma, or the sheer scale of human tragedy. In the lore of Sesame Street, the Count does not judge the quality, morality, or emotional weight of the objects he counts—he only cares about the total quantity. Whether it is cobwebs, bats, blocks, or hypothetical wartime transgressions, his psychological compulsion remains the same. Here is exactly how that dark scenario would play out: • Emotional Detachment: He would look back at the campaign with zero remorse or existential dread. While a human soldier might be haunted by the weight of their actions, the Count would view a list of sins merely as an impressive, high-value inventory. • The Process: He would methodically tally each infraction one by one, likely categorized by type for maximum efficiency (e.g., "One! One broken convention! Ah ah ah!"). • The Climax: Upon reaching the final, staggering number, the trademark thunder and lightning would flash over his castle, and he would laugh triumphantly, entirely satisfied that the data has been neatly organized.$

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

breaking news: cookie monster found dead after playing the game "cookie clicker" for 142 hours straight with no breaks, according to count von count.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

breaking news: cookie monster found dead after playing the game "cookie clicker" for 142 hours straight with no breaks, according to count von count.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

[AI generated text, politics, lewd but very silly] oh boy, new fascist chatbot just dropped

An interaction with the america.gov chatbot where I claim to have lodged a Bluetooth speaker in my ass and gotten it stuck. I offer to attach pictures. The chatbot asks me not to and tells me to call 911.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

[weird dream ] i had a dream where i was gifted two touch screen TVs and i just burst out into tears because i thought i didn't deserve them? also because i had no use for them lol

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

okay so the fsf absolutely does read their fediverse replies, so there must be someone there who has to sift through my shitpost replies

A thread where someone asks about years of experience for a job offering, and the FSF account replies.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

@fsf i can pat my belly and jump on one foot at the same time, is that a skill you are looking for RE: hostux.social/@fsf/1173412384808713…

hostux.social

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

@shodansafari no way we're trying to run powershell commands and EXEs in the grub shell :sylveon_explode: RE: infosec.exchange/@shodansafari/1173…

infosec.exchange

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

i'm currently playing rock paper scissors with a printer, but it's too easy, i keep winning over and over

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

would you still love me if i was an invasive species of freshwater clam

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

I think wikipedia does this intentionally to taunt people with adhd. Like hold on tell me about the cat

United States Treasury security

"Treasury Bill" redirects here. For the cat, see Rufus of England.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

i'm surprised no one has acknowledged the elephant in the room here yet, so i guess i will i reinstalled internet explorer 4.0 for unix on my sun ultra 10. i think i had it before on here but the install was kinda broken and didn't launch more than once per […] [Original post on labyrinth.zone]

Internet Explorer 4.0 for UNIX showing The Old Net, running on Solaris 8.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

i figured it's been a while since i've posted my desktop environment. not much has really changed but a lot of my newer followers have probably never seen it before!

A screenshot of my xfce4 desktop. The background is a mosaic of the Pokemon Furret, and the theme is based on CDE with purple window borders. Neofetch is shown on the terminal. Nemo is the file manager.

Pay no attention to the Internet Explorer for UNIX 4.0 window in the corner.

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

at this point i feel like it'd be easier to just learn to cope with everything i enjoy switching to using AI than to find new things to like :neomouse_sad:

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

okay, random rant here, but i kinda hate how they implemented spears in minecraft. they just feel super awkward and i can't figure out how they work, plus you can't even throw them which is really lame

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

wait, so they put enterprise grade components in a fucking router shaped like motherfucking bob and kevin from the minions and sold it for $80?!

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dvdrom :thermos: :ndgt: @thermia.sk.girlthi.ng.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

clockwork doll with amnesia be like "how'd it wind up here?"

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

you clearly really fucked up when people hate your company so much that they're making art of your mascot being tortured out of anger

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

[lewd] instead of using a titty mousepad, have your big titty girlfriend lay on your desk and use her chest as a mousepad for better ergonomics or something

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

am i the only one who really doesn't like the SNES controller's D-pad that much? it just feels so loose and wobbly to me. the NES controller feels way better

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

@shodansafari i tried to follow this recipe but my oven's firmware got corrupted RE: infosec.exchange/@shodansafari/1173…

infosec.exchange

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

[lewd, silly] "yeah, you can just wear your panties and a bra as a bikini, certainly no one will be able to tell" :neomouse_googly_woozy:

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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

[lewd] instead of using a titty mousepad, have your big titty girlfriend lay on your desk and use her chest as a mousepad for better ergonomics or something

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