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Sean

@darkmane.bsky.social
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Born in Texas, Moved to Seattle. Lover of art, technology and imagination. BLM he/his

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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 2h
Most fictional private detectives aren't married to their secretaries, it eliminates the will they won't they plot.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 4h
I disagree, they're perfectly happy to scam people who are paying them lots of money for the 'good' instance. Never underestimate greed
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General Strike @ivanasstaircam.bsky.social · 15h
If you’re going to talk about the death of Dennis Hastert, at least have the courtesy to use his mugshot and talk about his REAL legacy of being a serial child molester.
Republican Dennis Hastert admitted in federal court to sexually abusing boys he coached as a high school wrestling coach. A federal judge called him a "serial child molester."
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 15h
I remember an entire comic book that had Aunt May (as a herald of Galactus) and Franklin Richards searching for an alternative food source for Galactus. Twinkies, it ended up being Twinkies. And books usually have ads for other books in the back
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🦌 The Deer Whisperer 🦌 @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social · 17h
Go to Vote.gov to register or update your registration.
vote.gov
Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 18h
Record high or record low? A millsion could be a fraction....
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 18h
Now I realize my typo... Elected not rejected
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vidi Vici Veni
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤮 The mac and cheese might be all right, if over priced, but nothing can ever make deviled eggs worth eating. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hairy cow!
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, it would be nice if we could just trust them to do the right thing, but I know most of my friends don't. So, get them rejected to reduce the bleeding, then keep pushing them on the issues that are important as soon as they are in office
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found myself in the Star Trek universe and Barkley thought I was crazy.
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 04/10/2026
Ninety years ago today, Oswald Mosley tried to march his Blackshirts through the Jewish East End. 🧵 He had thousands of uniformed fascists behind him and 6,000 police clearing the way. But the people of the East End got there first.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got to be careful, could get cold on goaltending if the ball's on the downward part of the arc...
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wishda @wishda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I checked this week, my registration was gone. Durham County, NC voter in good standing for many years, and I was no longer a registered voter.
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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First no taco trucks on every corner, now this.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And this. This is why I'm a senior engineer and you should hire me to work on your team
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A good platform engineer would create a git plug-in "git fire". The plug-in would: create a branch with username and timestamp, commit all work, push to the cloud, and then announce the fire on the team channel all in one command.
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In case of fire 1 git commit 2 git push 3 leave building
Also available in pdf here. Inspiration from here. License In case of fire 1 git commit 2 git push 3 leave building by Marco Leong is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0…
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
🧵🚨🧵 MEGATHREAD WARNING 🧵🚨🧵 Brace yourselves for a thread of some of the bigger threads I've posted on here. These are all impossibly niche and littered with an embarrassing amount of typos. You have been warned. 1. My magnum opus is certainly this thread about the fonts of Star Trek
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Link to the original column
seattletimes.com
Seattle officially joins the ranks of top cities
It is nice to see my hometown get placed right up there with New York City, London and Paris.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just going to say 1/2 the cities don't have American Football teams and only one of the top 4 has a basketball teams.
3 women in black dresses wear name tags, London, Paris and NYC. London is saying "Who let her in?" A woman in shorts, fleece and T-shirt saying Seattle. Sign in the background says World Class Cities Club
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to say that the Internet is built on a decentralized protocol, so we're really going back to the roots after 15 years of obstruction by the major players.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And this is a good use of AI in my opinion, taking prose and turning it into structured data. But you have to be responsible and not swamp the website
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It always seems that sports ball team start well at the beginning and then fall at the end...
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know one person who wants to see this...
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We should watch out for a giant gouge to scrape our planet... Unless it gets Mar-a-lago
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will not taunt the sports ball fans... I will not..
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, Newt is always smarter than he is.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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J.R. Dawson @jrdawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi, I'm open for sensitivity reads rn. I can read for queer characters, disability (focuses in CPTSD, hypermobility, Long Covid, OCD, Anxiety), and progressive/reform Judaism. Please DM me for more information if you're interested in working together.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do any of the goons getting pummeled by the heroes get names of mechanics?
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
A Curse Against Stealers Of Books
For him that
stealth a book from
this place, let it
change into a
serpent in his hand
and rend him.
Let him be struck with
palsy,
& all his members 
blasted.
Let him languish in 
pain crying aloud for
mercy, & let there be be no surcease to his 
agony till he sink to
dissolution.
Let bookworms gnaw
his entrails in token of 
the Worm that diets not,
& when at last he
goeth to his final
punishment, let the
flames of
hell consume him
forever & aye.
(Monastery Of San Pedro, Barcelona.)
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Funny, my cuddle unit does the same..
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not happy about being out of work, but I am happy about having Microsoft Teams off my phone
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody piss on it's spark plug!
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brilliant
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's what automation is for....
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If only I had any idea how to do that job....
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Vincent Price as Dr Phibes
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mystery? The UK only allows people to be held 24 hours before they are charged, and they haven't been charged yet. Now we're hearing they might have just been gasoline thieves, at a time when gas is extremely expensive
wsj.com
Mystery Deepens Over Alleged U.K. Terror Incident After Suspects Are Freed
The release of the five men has raised questions about the initial narrative and has left officials on both sides of the Atlantic scratching their heads.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Punctuation is important: Not yet working on it! vs Not yet. working on it! Very different meanings
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s somehow more depressing that our constitutional order is being dismantled by people who demonstrably cannot find their own asses with both hands.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, 'Are you afraid?' is a lousy hiring process
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DBdant @dbdant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This tidbit was in the article. 🎈💥 ? "Goldman Sachs warned Friday that AI hyperscalers, including Meta, need to generate roughly $300 billion a year in AI services revenue just to break even on their capital spending—and $1 trillion annually to earn meaningful profits—spooking investors."
finance.yahoo.com
Mark Zuckerberg Loses $9 Billion In A Day As Goldman Sachs Pours Cold Water On Meta Stock Rally
Zuckerberg’s $9 billion loss was the biggest single-day drop among any billionaire Friday.
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I say this is a huge fan of Taco Bell's Mexican pizza: that is an abomination. Without the crispy fried wheat tortilla crust too hold it together, without the lettuce and tomatoes... And it looks like there is no cheese. Pagliacci crusts are too big and soft to make a good taco
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives
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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We need 10 of these a day, we've got 3... So by the time people wake up in the morning, we'll have used all the oil in them. Does anyone think this is going to lower gas prices?
fortune.com
The U.S. may soon receive $600 million worth of Iranian oil that was seized earlier in the war, putting an ancient body of maritime law back in focus | Fortune
The legal channel the administration is using to seize the tankers is known as prize law and has its roots in the Middle Ages.
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