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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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darkk @darkk.uk · 10/07/2026
i eat cement
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Matt G / AwesomeToyBlog @mattguzy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Transformers x Hot Wheels collab
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darkk @darkk.uk · 01/03/2025
i read this as "the largest living moon" and began questioning reality
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darkk @darkk.uk · 07/02/2025
the guards in skyrim when i trap them in a lake:
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 21/01/2025
Remember: your intake of Awful Shit should be consensual. If you need to pause or look away for your mental health that's OK. And remember our comrades who don't always have the privilege of looking away. It's for them - and us - all of us - that we keep going. <3
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trans rights forever the end.
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darkk @darkk.uk · 19/01/2025
do merch of your characters work like voodoo dolls? like, if your dog shakes the sebastian plush, you go flying across the room
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darkk @darkk.uk · 19/01/2025
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a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a door and looking down .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a door and looking down .
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darkk @darkk.uk · 15/01/2025
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darkk @darkk.uk · 13/01/2025
@haleyw.bsky.social
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darkk @darkk.uk · 12/01/2025
life advice for you all
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NoQuarter Software @noquartersoft.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Reminder to play Oblivion as much as possible.
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darkk @darkk.uk · 01/01/2025
my new year's resolution? 2715x1527, why do you ask?
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year!
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/12/2024
do water beds have to be filled with water or do you think soup would work
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I fucking hate what the Blues Brothers have done to the minds of our nation`s finest young army men.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Duke reads your peer review ty @getgianni.com
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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darkk @darkk.uk · 15/12/2024
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It’s always the same old story. I meet a woman, things are going great, then my puppet starts screaming
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Think carefully before buying a Greenland shark for the holidays. They are, after all, the world’s longest-living vertebrate.
Greenland shark with “I am not a toy, I am a 400 year commitment” text
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darkk @darkk.uk · 14/12/2024
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a person in a futuristic suit is holding a glowing circle
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darkk @darkk.uk · 14/12/2024
my inability to teleport is very inconvenient
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Guys. Stop bringing up culture war shit in my replies. Yeah I'm sure an internet nazi called the Indiana Jones game woke. I don't care. Whoever they are I'm not going to give them mental real estate and neither should you.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Reupload: Riding with Hitler
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unaspi 🌌 @unaspi.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
IT FUCKEN WIMDY
a fox being buffeted by a very windy snow storm
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 28/11/2024
My dating standards aren't difficult to meet. Just shower regularly, make sure you've got a few hobbies that you're passionate about, have decent control of 5-6 of your tentacles & know how to cook. I'm not asking for a lot.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Reupload: Bootleg troll faces
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darkk @darkk.uk · 21/11/2024
why do i have 31 followers? who are you people? i know 4 of you personally who are the other 27
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DigitalVagrant @digitalvagrant.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Genuinely, even if you have anxiety about the idea of it, block people AGGRESSIVELY if they're spouting horrible shit. They will 100% use as many bad faith arguments as possible to try to get you to engage. Don't. You owe them nothing, and any and all interaction only helps them spread like cancer.
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Amanda Hudgins @barelyconcealed.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Referring to everyone as “the flesh” to keep it gender neutral.
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I hope you're all doing okay on this election day. I hope, more than ever, you know you don't need to be plugged in and online for every piece of news. I hope you watch a movie that makes you feel something weird and cool today
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Loish @loish.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
happy belated halloween, spooky art pals!
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darkk @darkk.uk · 30/10/2024
going to make a new gameshow called "The Price is Wrong" where i’m the host and it’s just me arguing with car sellers on facebook marketplace
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darkk @darkk.uk · 30/10/2024
gorg lukes
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darkk @darkk.uk · 30/10/2024
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darkk @darkk.uk · 29/10/2024
it took less than 24 hours for someone to mod evangelion into rdr1
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darkk @darkk.uk · 24/10/2024
if you ever feel safe, just remember that i'm out there, and i'm only getting closer
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Amazing
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darkk @darkk.uk · 23/10/2024
fighting the automatons in helldivers 2 at level 10 makes me feel like i'm storming the beaches of normandy
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darkk @darkk.uk · 21/10/2024
skyrim is pretty
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darkk @darkk.uk · 20/10/2024
dangerous man @synexbb.bsky.social
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darkk @darkk.uk · 01/10/2024
no one woke me up when september ended
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darkk @darkk.uk · 14/09/2024
funny thing is that there is a Batwoman, she's just less popular and thus almost never used (which is a shame)
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darkk @darkk.uk · 14/09/2024
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darkk @darkk.uk · 11/09/2024
dangerous man
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