Reposted by dariaBalatro @playbalatro.com · 02/12/2024Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed. Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up." But doctor… 988846931
Reposted by dariaHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them. 3238022400
Reposted by dariaRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011. 5194121011257
daria @dareiaious.bsky.social · 28/11/2024#GoodLunch pasta in vodka sauce with pork and some veggies 0130
Reposted by dariaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/11/2024A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey. 2549974942
daria @dareiaious.bsky.social · 28/11/2024seeing news of layoffs in the college i used to go to first thing in the morning because of cuts to education because the province president is an actual idiot is not fun 010
Reposted by dariapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend 39511847692
Reposted by dariaAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention 476241583036
Reposted by dariaThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024more users are joining and the hog grows longer 257152222521
Reposted by dariaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/11/2024mental health break? you bet it did 187335456112
Reposted by dariaCaitlin Gilbert @caitlingilbert.bsky.social · 13/11/2024wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs 1290225662924
Reposted by dariaMonica de Bolle, 🦋✌🏽 @mdebolle.com · 13/11/2024Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”? 1801216721259
Reposted by dariaMark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 13/11/2024After we adopted Toro we discovered that his first owner taught him to laugh like an evil villain 902400642963
Reposted by dariaAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Happy gotcha day to these two perfections of catdom. No longer mean street cats, they get annoyed if their bedtime gets disrupted or if their human moves when they’re napping. I love them so much and they have made this last year immeasurably better 59931740816
Reposted by dariadissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/11/2024oh you like music? name every frequency 1763675489
Reposted by dariaClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 09/11/2024"should toronto rip up its bike lanes? we talked to fifteen cars and a truck" 20747113
Reposted by dariaDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 10/11/2024testmedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth . 10505224012068
daria @dareiaious.bsky.social · 09/11/2024i don't understand why every post from guys like this looks so bad. Like why are there 3(4?) different font sizes. Why is there no structure in how font weight is used. Have then never written an email in their lives. Are all the designers woke. Why are these guys like this. 010
daria @dareiaious.bsky.social · 09/11/2024follow me on letterboxd btw im very funny and insightful (not really) boxd.it/3Pek5boxd.itdareiaious’s profiledareiaious uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 1,297 films watched. Favorites: American Fiction (2023), Ford v Ferrari (2019), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Martian (2015). Bio: i jus... 010
daria @dareiaious.bsky.social · 09/11/2024just stopped balatro on the big screen (laptop), went to the couch and opened balatro on the small screen (phone). i think ill start dreaming of this game soon 010