Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oldie but a goodie! Thanks EcoTheo for giving a home to one of my favorite pieces. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why do all tape measures smell like that? 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Words I'd be fine with not seeing for a while: Aura Vibes Protein Chic 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Boomers are like hey can you add some milk to my booze? 000
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonMarch Xmas 2026 @marchxness.bsky.social · 03/08/2026More Lottery Tyme! 33. Sara Wainscott 34. @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social 35. Jordan Wiklund 36. Sean Lovelace 37. @djvorreyer.bsky.social 38. @jakemcintyre.bsky.social Let's GOOOO 091
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Please remind everyone preparing commencement speeches that poems do not have to rhyme, and rarely have for the past hundred years. 110
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The jet ski is the most heterosexual of vehicles. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Is there anything lamer than bragging about liking a song that isn't in your native language 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026In addition to be utter villains these guys are also total fucking losers. All this lame-ass shit they find funny. They deserve each other in hell. 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I try not to be a language elitist but for some reason the passive construction "Icy conditions exist" just sets me off. 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Serious question but why are ICE agents armed at all? The answer is obvious and unfortunate, but it should be asked nonetheless: Do undocumented immigrants (or those or are mistaken for them) typically pose a significant safety threat, and are there statistics to support this? 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I offered some dark chocolate to my partner (who is in their 30s) and they said "no thanks that's for adults." 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Fav albums of 2025: Erika de Casier–Lifetime John Glacier–Like a Ribbon james K–Friend Amber Mark–Pretty Idea Horsegirl–Phonetics On and On Karol G–Topicoqueta Jay Som–Belong Sudan Archives–The BPM Annahstasia–Tether Oklou–choke enough PinkPantheress–Fancy That Youth Lagoon–Rarely Do I Dream 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I went camping three times in 2025 which means I am legally straight now. 010
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday 62435730
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night 455279895
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025If I walk into your establishment and you are not playing christmas music, I want you to know that I respect you and I will remember you. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Any lit mags looking for nonfiction editors? Looking to get back into the game after a brief break. 010
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonRobbie Maakestad @robbiemaakestad.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Pumped that @jillchristman.bsky.social's "Spinning Webs in Space" at @therumpus.net got listed as a Notable Essay in THE BEST AMERICAN ESSAYS 2025. Shout-out to @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social for editing Jill's essay. #RumpusEssays 131
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025They are trying to unmarry us and take away our healthcare I do not give a fuck about that building. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 16/10/2025it's check-your-slippers-for-spiders weather. 000
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonDave Housley @housleydave.bsky.social · 06/10/2025The @barrelhouse.bsky.social conference is coming back to DC on April 18, 2026, and we're open for registration! It's $95, and that includes the one-day conference, 1 book, 1 meeting w an editor, and your choice of literary stuff from our partner presses. www.barrelhousemag.com/conference 02110
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 06/10/2025D&D quote 10/5: "You overstep yourself, Moo Deng!" 020
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025When I worked for Buttigieg he could scarcely look to the left without Hatch Act lawyers getting on his case. How tf am I getting emails like this on the taxpayer's dime. 0125
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"It's shorthand." -- Me lying anytime I'm called out on my garbage handwriting. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Teaching my type-A partner how to embrace chaos (use Microsoft OneNote). 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Whenever contestants on timed cooking shows bust out the ice cream machine you just know it's over for them. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Now that corporations are cashing in on it can we please please please be done with the Coldplay meme 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Beating Alcaraz while 2 sets down is only slightly harder than beating Alcaraz 2 sets up. 000
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonX-R-A-Y @xraylitmag.bsky.social · 23/06/2025we have an incredible non-fiction photo essay by Robbie Maakestad @robbiemaakestad.bsky.social !! ‘The View from Bethlehem’ is set in 2011, when Maakestad toured the West Bank wall to see the graffiti art that Banksy left there. read this amazing essay today xraylitmag.com/the-view-fro...xraylitmag.comTHE VIEW FROM BETHLEHEM by Robbie MaakestadIsrael Defense Force (IDF) Soldier: “What the fuck are you doing?” Banksy: “You’ll have to wait until it’s finished.” IDF Soldier (to subordinates): “Safeties off!” —Banksy’s account of painting the ... 153
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Coco Gauff is so real for saying "y'all would be cheering for me if she weren't here" after beating the underdog in her own country. 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 05/06/2025A 6-love set against Swiatek on clay is scary. I'm worried for my girl Coco. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Looking for some freelance editing/teaching gigs, hit me up! 020
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Last day for y'all to be straight. Sorry I don't make the laws! 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Cantaloupe is either the best fruit ever or the worst there is no in between. 000
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Sneaking White Chicks (2004) into the Criterion closet. 020
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025My fiance said diet coke tastes "hollow." Duh that's because they make it with ghosts. 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Nbd just Jon Stewart showing up unannounced to my local gay bar. 030
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I like living near train tracks because every song becomes the blues. 010
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonButt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/04/2025I desperately need to see a "making of" documentary about the 30 min stop motion movie about the 80s American Girl Doll doll watching the challenger explode The Hitchcock zoom is an incredible touchyoutu.beCourtney watches the challengerYouTube video by Rae Pendergrass 2212
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Yeah I love cacio e pepe (spaghetti with hot mayonnaise) 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Would love to go one day without seeing the acronym "AI." 010
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonThe Rumpus @therumpus.net · 16/04/2025“It is all in the Cloud, disembodied, so pure that engaging with it feels like religion.” From "Pigs Rooting for Truffles," a new original essay by Jenny Li. ➡️ buff.ly/5kIa2Wn 062
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Every time I read this essay I find something new to love. 000
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonThe Rumpus @therumpus.net · 01/04/2025“The deer come out at dusk. The sky is purple. It’s hard to see quite right. People call it the magic hour.” From "Contra," a new original essay by Juliet Gelfman-Randazzo. ➡️ buff.ly/LUdPxEb 031
Reposted by Darcy Jay GagnonMeg Pillow @megpillow.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I’m gonna please ask you again to stop saying DEI when what you mean is DEIA. The accessibility has been part of it all along, and watching ppl find another way to erase disabled ppl is gross actually 39121
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I think the English language got it wrong with "bark." It really sounds nothing like that. 140
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Lol got my 5-things-you-did-last-week email kicked back to me because their inbox is full. 010
Darcy Jay Gagnon @darcyjaygagnon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Loved working with @moashort.bsky.social on this flash and can't wait to read more from her 010
