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Dandor de Laurentiis

@dantomthief.bsky.social
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Please Abraham, I'm not that man 🍢🏴‍☠️⚡️⛏️🗻

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing
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The Odyssey will open to $258M
worldwide, according to the latest projections.
The third biggest opening of the year and the biggest opening ever for Christopher
Nolan.
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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Getting mogged by your judge is crazy
Handsome chad judge vs the virgin Clavicular
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Joel Kibbles @goodposter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 22/02/2026
Nathan MacKinnon on Canada's Olympic final loss: "You be the judge of who was the better team today." MacKinnon's open-net miss was one of several opportunities the Canadians failed to convert.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 22/02/2026
Bill Guerin is a complete caveman and this was a reckless, good ol' boys roster-building strategy and also he was right and those of us who doubted him are unfortunately losers slate.com/culture/2026...
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The U.S. Had a Crazy Strategy to Beat Canada for Men’s Hockey Gold. I Can’t Believe It Worked.
Canada had the U.S. outgunned, so the Americans went to Milan with a bunch of machetes.
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Denmaxxing
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2026
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Oh lorty
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/01/2026
Trump: "A friend of mine who's a very smart guy, very very rich, very powerful man actually. But he's very fat. And he took the fat drug. I won't give you which one. It was Ozempic ... the drug doesn't work on him. I saw him recently. He's actually fatter than ever."
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 10/12/2025
Doodle by me
Old leon kennedy asking “wheres everyone going? Bingo??”
then muttering “i wanna play bingo…”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
Tate Ratledge said he got sent The Onion article about him by "so many people." Said he heard from a team employee that someone called into a local radio bitching about it as if it were real.

Good to know if 2025 people still don't understand satire.The Onion: Detroit Lions Rookie Asks for Thanksgiving Off
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
JUST IN: California has adopted Prop 50, the Democratic plan to redistrict the state, according to CNN. They called it as soon as polls closed.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Moban @mcmathketball.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i think this picture somehow retroactively hurt Bryce Young's draft stock
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
this exists it is called thinking
Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 31/08/2025
Let's see if Alabama can bounce back next wee— oh no
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David Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Mike Norvell endured a mountain of shit last year but his decision to go on 4th-and-1 from his own 36 in 4Q when everything seemed to be going Bama's way took some serious stones. FSU scored & it felt like an official turning of the page on everything that went wrong last year.
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Did NOT know Ken Jennings was goated
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh, is mayorball on?
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Companies need to be liable for this shit
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 19/06/2025
BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
omg thank you Fox News 😭
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Yooooo I just won a James Beard Award for my profile of Padma Lakshmi from last year! www.newyorker.com/culture/prof...
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Padma Lakshmi Walks Into a Bar
Since leaving “Top Chef,” Lakshmi has found herself in a period of professional uncertainty. What better time to try standup comedy?
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Helen McCarthy @glider.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Shigeru Mizuki thought #yokai couldn't stand the glare of electric light, but 21st century #Japan is conjuring new yokai out of contemporary fears and problems. www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2025/06...
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'Rice swindler,' 'Face thief': Worried citizens invent new monsters
A decade-old contest for original 'yōkai' art reflects what keeps people up at night in Japan.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
here's the thread that might be getting him sent to CECOT btw xcancel.com/dieworkwear/...
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derek guy (@dieworkwear)
I debated whether to share my story on here, but I guess I will. I think there's an idea out there that millions of violent criminals are pouring across the border, carrying machetes and drugs, looki...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
What number of dead children would you be okay with?
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I don’t disagree with the premise that okc is primed to compete for years. But the phrasing of that quote implies that okc did not in fact stay lol
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 26/05/2025
Any outcome is good! NFL team blowout: Great, Pros vs. Joes was a lot of fun NFL team narrow win: Classic, the underdogs pushed them to their limit Non-NFL narrow win: Do you believe in miracles 2.0 Non-NFL blowout: This ends with the NFL players fighting each other on the field
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
such a classic scene
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/05/2025
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Nuggets bitches
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
ARREST WARRANT FOR JOE MAZZULLA FOR THE CRIME OF GETTING OUTCOACHED BY TOM THIBODEAU
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Until bsky posters can match this wit twitter will still have market supremacy unfortunately
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Le Blanc de Blanc, by Georges Mathieu, 1987, 📸 by @catocataldo
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
That’s about one month of his combined child support payments
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Pat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter everybody
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
An innocent man who committed no crime but is the same race as the person who murdered your daughter should have to spend the rest of his life in a concentration camp is the argument?
@ABC
Patty Morin, whose daughter Rachel was murdered by a migrant without legal status in 2023, criticized her senator, Chris Van Hollen, for flying to El Salvador to advocate for Kilmar Abrego Garcia in an unrelated immigration case. https://abcnews.link/vxXfL69
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Cuban posts like it’s 2017. Come on man
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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Jackie Llanos @llanosjackie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
What was my woke crime
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14/04/2025
bluesky having a GOLF moment is one of the most stunning days in sports media history
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
At this point with Rory it has to be performance art
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