Reposted by Dandor de Laurentiis⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254876963
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing 1427299678
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisLes Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell. 182823383
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Getting mogged by your judge is crazy 613163326
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This guy looks like if manny from modern family grew up to have three divorces 0110
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisJoel Kibbles @goodposter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email 1516976913
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 22/02/2026Nathan MacKinnon on Canada's Olympic final loss: "You be the judge of who was the better team today." MacKinnon's open-net miss was one of several opportunities the Canadians failed to convert. 801517
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 22/02/2026Bill Guerin is a complete caveman and this was a reckless, good ol' boys roster-building strategy and also he was right and those of us who doubted him are unfortunately losers slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comThe U.S. Had a Crazy Strategy to Beat Canada for Men’s Hockey Gold. I Can’t Believe It Worked.Canada had the U.S. outgunned, so the Americans went to Milan with a bunch of machetes. 1217731
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship 1338414067379
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Naw. The violator form is just to suck people in. But joker as Bruce being a force for order and Bruce as an agent of chaos to upset the status quo is the neat part imo 000
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 26/01/2026He’s played this card before, otherwise I’d agree he should be given some grace. As it is, no reason to believe he isn’t just running the same play he has before 000
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 24/01/2026What’s your suggestion then? Just wait to die? 300
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2026Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people." 9615234513677
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/01/2026Trump: "A friend of mine who's a very smart guy, very very rich, very powerful man actually. But he's very fat. And he took the fat drug. I won't give you which one. It was Ozempic ... the drug doesn't work on him. I saw him recently. He's actually fatter than ever." 438867170
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase. 632076192
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025JUST IN: California has adopted Prop 50, the Democratic plan to redistrict the state, according to CNN. They called it as soon as polls closed. 51005162
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025 31118592518082
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisMoban @mcmathketball.bsky.social · 03/11/2025i think this picture somehow retroactively hurt Bryce Young's draft stock 21092
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025this exists it is called thinking 81331186084
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 31/08/2025Let's see if Alabama can bounce back next wee— oh no 930728
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisDavid Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Mike Norvell endured a mountain of shit last year but his decision to go on 4th-and-1 from his own 36 in 4Q when everything seemed to be going Bama's way took some serious stones. FSU scored & it felt like an official turning of the page on everything that went wrong last year. 45411
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Companies need to be liable for this shit 010
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 20/06/2025What’s your position on executive action to void mpj’s contract 110
Reposted by Dandor de Laurentiisghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25 902494404
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisBNO News @bnonews.com · 19/06/2025BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test 135177122011
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Yes. It was freedom fries and yellow cake baby 010
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Especially with mcdavids new contract looming 010
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025omg thank you Fox News 😭 426226151983
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Yooooo I just won a James Beard Award for my profile of Padma Lakshmi from last year! www.newyorker.com/culture/prof...newyorker.comPadma Lakshmi Walks Into a BarSince leaving “Top Chef,” Lakshmi has found herself in a period of professional uncertainty. What better time to try standup comedy? 1033172120
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisHelen McCarthy @glider.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Shigeru Mizuki thought #yokai couldn't stand the glare of electric light, but 21st century #Japan is conjuring new yokai out of contemporary fears and problems. www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2025/06...japantimes.co.jp'Rice swindler,' 'Face thief': Worried citizens invent new monstersA decade-old contest for original 'yōkai' art reflects what keeps people up at night in Japan. 08723
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/06/2025here's the thread that might be getting him sent to CECOT btw xcancel.com/dieworkwear/...xcancel.comderek guy (@dieworkwear)I debated whether to share my story on here, but I guess I will. I think there's an idea out there that millions of violent criminals are pouring across the border, carrying machetes and drugs, looki... 1359153
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Ya. I kind of like the mainline ones being first person and the remakes being third person. Keeps it varied. I also assume at this point that they’re developing both perspectives anyways, given how they’ve handled re4 remake and village 020
Reposted by Dandor de LaurentiisMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/05/2025What number of dead children would you be okay with? 844274329
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I don’t disagree with the premise that okc is primed to compete for years. But the phrasing of that quote implies that okc did not in fact stay lol 020
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Simple, the only football move I’m worried about is the football moving through them yellow bars 000
Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Jesus is real, and he took the under on Kansas City’s win total. Gotta see how it plays out 000