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Dandor de Laurentiis

@dantomthief.bsky.social
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Please Abraham, I'm not that man 🍢🏴‍☠️⚡️⛏️🗻

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing
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The Odyssey will open to $258M
worldwide, according to the latest projections.
The third biggest opening of the year and the biggest opening ever for Christopher
Nolan.
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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Getting mogged by your judge is crazy
Handsome chad judge vs the virgin Clavicular
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Unfortunately but absolutely true
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This guy looks like if manny from modern family grew up to have three divorces
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Joel Kibbles @goodposter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 22/02/2026
Nathan MacKinnon on Canada's Olympic final loss: "You be the judge of who was the better team today." MacKinnon's open-net miss was one of several opportunities the Canadians failed to convert.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 22/02/2026
Bill Guerin is a complete caveman and this was a reckless, good ol' boys roster-building strategy and also he was right and those of us who doubted him are unfortunately losers slate.com/culture/2026...
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The U.S. Had a Crazy Strategy to Beat Canada for Men’s Hockey Gold. I Can’t Believe It Worked.
Canada had the U.S. outgunned, so the Americans went to Milan with a bunch of machetes.
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Denmaxxing
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Naw. The violator form is just to suck people in. But joker as Bruce being a force for order and Bruce as an agent of chaos to upset the status quo is the neat part imo
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
He’s played this card before, otherwise I’d agree he should be given some grace. As it is, no reason to believe he isn’t just running the same play he has before
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What’s your suggestion then? Just wait to die?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2026
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Oh lorty
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/01/2026
Trump: "A friend of mine who's a very smart guy, very very rich, very powerful man actually. But he's very fat. And he took the fat drug. I won't give you which one. It was Ozempic ... the drug doesn't work on him. I saw him recently. He's actually fatter than ever."
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 10/12/2025
Doodle by me
Old leon kennedy asking “wheres everyone going? Bingo??”
then muttering “i wanna play bingo…”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
Tate Ratledge said he got sent The Onion article about him by "so many people." Said he heard from a team employee that someone called into a local radio bitching about it as if it were real.

Good to know if 2025 people still don't understand satire.The Onion: Detroit Lions Rookie Asks for Thanksgiving Off
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
JUST IN: California has adopted Prop 50, the Democratic plan to redistrict the state, according to CNN. They called it as soon as polls closed.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Moban @mcmathketball.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i think this picture somehow retroactively hurt Bryce Young's draft stock
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
this exists it is called thinking
Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 31/08/2025
Let's see if Alabama can bounce back next wee— oh no
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David Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Mike Norvell endured a mountain of shit last year but his decision to go on 4th-and-1 from his own 36 in 4Q when everything seemed to be going Bama's way took some serious stones. FSU scored & it felt like an official turning of the page on everything that went wrong last year.
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Phrasing
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Did NOT know Ken Jennings was goated
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh, is mayorball on?
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Companies need to be liable for this shit
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What’s your position on executive action to void mpj’s contract
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 19/06/2025
BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Yes. It was freedom fries and yellow cake baby
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Especially with mcdavids new contract looming
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
omg thank you Fox News 😭
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Yooooo I just won a James Beard Award for my profile of Padma Lakshmi from last year! www.newyorker.com/culture/prof...
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Padma Lakshmi Walks Into a Bar
Since leaving “Top Chef,” Lakshmi has found herself in a period of professional uncertainty. What better time to try standup comedy?
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Helen McCarthy @glider.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Shigeru Mizuki thought #yokai couldn't stand the glare of electric light, but 21st century #Japan is conjuring new yokai out of contemporary fears and problems. www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2025/06...
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'Rice swindler,' 'Face thief': Worried citizens invent new monsters
A decade-old contest for original 'yōkai' art reflects what keeps people up at night in Japan.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
here's the thread that might be getting him sent to CECOT btw xcancel.com/dieworkwear/...
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derek guy (@dieworkwear)
I debated whether to share my story on here, but I guess I will. I think there's an idea out there that millions of violent criminals are pouring across the border, carrying machetes and drugs, looki...
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Ya. I kind of like the mainline ones being first person and the remakes being third person. Keeps it varied. I also assume at this point that they’re developing both perspectives anyways, given how they’ve handled re4 remake and village
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Any word if it’s fps or third person?
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
He cooked with this
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
What number of dead children would you be okay with?
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I don’t disagree with the premise that okc is primed to compete for years. But the phrasing of that quote implies that okc did not in fact stay lol
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Simple, the only football move I’m worried about is the football moving through them yellow bars
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
“Burrito bowl” is a dumb name
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Intent is not an element in tha game
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Dandor de Laurentiis @dantomthief.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Jesus is real, and he took the under on Kansas City’s win total. Gotta see how it plays out
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