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Big Dragon Being Big

@danomdragon.bsky.social
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Just a tubdrgn with a wide (hrhr) taste in things, so a bit of everything will be tweeted here. He/him,🔞

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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was finally in a good mood, for a change. And then the staff meeting at 2pm happened, bringing major emphasis to the financial deficit in our directorate. Well fuck me for daring to be nice, I guess
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How many of you here are "compressed gas" and/or "explosive"
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Razzle @razigator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sketch com for a fren who just said (kobold absolutely BURYING that face in zard belly)
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mood to be in one of those big inflatable suits. pumped up and snuggled up in bed. I just want to be the big snugglefriend ;w;
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Again, public execution for people who watch Tiktok on full volume in public where the whole damn train can hear you.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Feeling like I'm just winding up pissing off everyone around by by existing wrong. I want to cry but I am physically unable to. I'm so tired.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A man says "I drew a picture." Another man reviews it and says "hey, that's great!" He then tosses it behind him on a large pile of indistinct garbage. We zoom out to see that the gigantic pile of garbage towers above them. It has a big sign on it labelled "content."
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh, the Nintendo Direct happened? Sadly I gave up on those. Partially because they always air when I'm at work, and partially because by the time I'm *able* to watch it, people have already started tearing each other apart over it and I don't want to get involved in that fight any more.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It was overcast but fine when I went out for brekkie. It is now wet. Very wet. I am wet. Grump drgn.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Forgot just how bad the traffic could be, and thus how late the buses would be, once the kids were back at school. :I
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Uuuuuuuuggghhhh I wanted late night chicken badly but the chicken shack isn't taking any more orders tonight ;n;
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
... Okay, so apparently Dream Me has/had a rubber singlet-type thingy, but it was slightly too small and ripped down the seat of my rear. What in the polite fuck
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 26/08/2026
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Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
ALT: Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly, I am a fucking *master* at fat-fingering my keyboard, accidentally joining a voice chat, panicking, and bailing.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
angel
Pic of Dolly Parton with quote by her: “I've got transgender people I’ve got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.”
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not sure I ever shared this online but, some kind words for body shapes are always appreciated ❤️
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is there like... A charity fund for "Dads who said they'd do a massive house-renovating project, but then they took a bad turn on their health so nothing ever got done and now they've just accepted a fucking tip as The New Normal"? ... Askinf for a friend. The friend is me.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Please look out for your pool toy friends today, the thermal expansion is bound to get to them.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse, no such luck. Perfect lines of clouds blocking the whole bloody thing.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
CAN'T SEE SHIT, CAP'N
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
Immunologists Warn About Rise Of Good Time–Resistant Supernarcs theonion.com/immunologists-warn-abo…
Immunologists Warn About Rise Of Good Time–Resistant Supernarcs
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 11/08/2026
A portrait of Banook. #NossSaga #Illustration
Portrait of Banook standing on a flowery hill with snowy mountains and pine trees behind him. The enormous man is smiling as he places blue flowers in his fiery hair. His beard is braided and decorated with metallic rings. A bearskin cape drapes over his shoulders, and his open-front white tunic reveals his hairy chest and large belly. He wears purple breeches secured by leather belts, and leather boots with the toes cut open. From his belts dangle a satchel, knife, hatchet, and a traveler's bag with a bedroll.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bad mood this afternoon after nearly being ran over 3 times in less than 3 minutes. All of them from running a red light at three separate roundabout crossings. SO YEAH, I MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT BITTER.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hopefully this day can only get better. Had to run for the bus because it was super early, tripped and landed chest-first onto the hard dry dirt. Thankfully they *saw* me. Either that sets the tone for the day, or the only way is up.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is there someone available as a mattress/pillow I need a snooze
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
get equipped with smart leader
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Sloth Says 'How About No' Meme
Alt: Sloth Says 'How About No' Meme
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nah
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Current pet peeve: Landscapers shaving down grass to nothing and then acting surprised when it goes all brown and dead.
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You look like you need a Puffin. Have a Puffin. 📷️ Sue Wood
A brightly coloured Puffin stands on a rocky ledge, framed by a cheerful spray of daisies and wildflowers. With its orange feet planted firmly and beak slightly tilted, it looks like it’s posing proudly for the camera, as if it knows it’s just brightened up your scroll.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Complaint of the day: Some of these people have been here longer than I have, how can they not fucking know what they're doing
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Try to lazily demonstrate your hoarding abilities to the Gamer Polycule
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Uuuuuugh, dental work, hate. It actually hurts less getting a filling, than it does for a full scale and polish. At least you're only having one tooth messed around with.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Friend whose big business opportunity is conventions, but has been "unlucky" multiple years in a row. I appreciate their predicament, but I don't appreciate them holding grudges on ex-friends, blaming them for it.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hooooooo. Hot weather, but a hot bath to feel so *clean*.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Todaaaaaaaay seems like the kind of day to be naked with a pint of Ben and Jerry's. I am... Uncomfortably warm.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Accidentally kicked my fan over in the middle of the night, and the buttons stopped working. Had to disassemble part of it to get it to work again. FUNNY THING, whenever you're working with electricity, always give it a moment after unplugging it, the zaps like to remind you of how alive you are.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
After a day of intense sunlight... The clouds come back in, and the lightning starts up again.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ooohhhhhhh we got summer lightning this morning :O
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Any of you little weirdos want to towel me off, it is too hot and I am quite sweaty at the moment.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Uuuuuugh it's too hoooooooot.
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