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Big Dragon Being Big

@danomdragon.bsky.social
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Just a tubdrgn with a wide (hrhr) taste in things, so a bit of everything will be tweeted here. He/him,🔞

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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 18h
Midnight pumping. Because why not, i guess.
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RiftProto @riftproto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For one... This kid isn't going to be able have any shared experiences from these "books". People are likely to recognise Where The Wild Things Are or The Gruffalo, but with such aggressively personalised slop, there's going to be no reaching out to people through books.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uuuuuuuugggghhhhh, swear to fuck that since the parents got the new router, my wifi has just gotten so much more inconsistent. My fucking problem for being in the wrong corner of the house, I guess.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Squish 👀
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... But you can't unfatten this ass
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is time to kick United Airlines off of United Airline- hang on wait-
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now you need to add more d8's, and exert your luck :O
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Oh no*
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yay for all the new Mega Evolutions, but sad to see Klang falling into the bottom.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was finally in a good mood, for a change. And then the staff meeting at 2pm happened, bringing major emphasis to the financial deficit in our directorate. Well fuck me for daring to be nice, I guess
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The previous google assistant did this kind of shit PERFECTLY FINE.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hams thicker than most people's waists, holy 🥴💦
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sorry, what in the polite *fuck* Some people are... Not okay.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"God fucking damnit DAVE."
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consider Two pumpsuits and both smushed against each other while filling the room 👀
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This reply makes it look like you were silenced for being a little too enthusiastic and had to tone it down *just* a bit.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Something something erotic roleplay where you are slowly TF'd into a lift car
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yum 👀💦💦
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Birb for scale, hrhr
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no Oh *no*
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
prison
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But Orona The Laundry Chair is the only place to put clothes when you can't be arsed to put them in the drawer yet
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
... Hang the fuck on, *acting* as if chugging a single beer is considered an "offensive" demonstration? Would they have skirted a fine if they actually did? Pff.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How many of you here are "compressed gas" and/or "explosive"
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Rule of Cool" and "Ya know what, I'll allow it" are absolute godsends when it comes to TTRPGs.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some people would be actively looking for the Bear Zone signs.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Peak bastard energy, in the best way.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If being a Manly Man man requires actively disliking cats, I'd rather not Man, thank you.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of all the things to bot, the funny watermelon game? :I
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pocket cat looking more FLAT than cat, right there. :3c
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Sorry to ask, I know things are busy, but am I going to be seen soon?" Or something of that ilk. Sympathise with the situation of shit being busy.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The answer of course, is that he is both.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh swoon 👀💦💦💦
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to go on holiday to somewhere with some sunshine and rotate like a rotisserie chicken. Cover all that surface area.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nah, that's "100% added fat"
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I literally just looked up orchestra conductors, and found these fantastic specimens. SO much action!
Collage of 4 photos of female orchestra conductors mid-pose, as if to be casting spells with the baton.
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Razzle @razigator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sketch com for a fren who just said (kobold absolutely BURYING that face in zard belly)
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mood to be in one of those big inflatable suits. pumped up and snuggled up in bed. I just want to be the big snugglefriend ;w;
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Marshtomp remains the ideal "no thoughts, head empty" expression, and we love them for it.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Roumbd boyo
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I can afford you fucking off and not returning. Is this an acceptable payment?"
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Year after that, it'll be closed before it even opens.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just pumped up a bit more for extra roundness 😈
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sorry, what in the polite *fuck*
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is why we need the "more added sugar" version.
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got Fat. *Sage nod*
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me with The Fat, tbh
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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Big Dragon Being Big @danomdragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The biggest of flex *swoon~*
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