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Daniel Knobloch

@dankbreadmpls.com
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Full-time dad in Minneapolis Home baker - dankbreadmpls.com Lapsed tech worker Believer in the open web

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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 1h
Home bakery. Bread > enterprise software
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 12h
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 25/09/2026
Cheaters with Joey Greco was my go-to back in the day. Top-shelf trash
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 22/09/2026
Good garden year still going strong. Another batch of cherry tomatoes to slow-roast, and greens to go with Philly-esque pork loin sandwiches ❤️
A bunch of chard and kale on top of a big colander that is full of ripe cherry and salad tomatoes
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 21/09/2026
This is happening to my clients. Makes it impossible for me to know if they're still in Minnesota or even in America. ICE can shuttle them around without my knowledge and, unless they get word to me, I have no way to access them as counsel
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Adam @mnorthstar82.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m a 44 year old midwestern cisgender white guy dad and business owner and supporting my trans friends, neighbors, and colleagues is not at all controversial. In any way. Period. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. Pick a motherfucking side @democrats.org It ain’t that hard.
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MarniOpe! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Beverly Hills, 90210: Minneapolis Scene
Alt: Beverly Hills, 90210: Minneapolis Scene
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Alex Russell @infrequently.org · 19/09/2026
Ah yes, the long-prophesied Script Kiddy Stage.
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danielroe @danielroe.dev · 19/09/2026
don't be nice.
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Don't be nice
Sometimes, it's more important to be good than it is to be nice.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 18/09/2026
A Chevy bolt, but it has to be raised enough that it scrapes the top of the garage door
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Mia [data-css=poetic] @miriam.codes · 18/09/2026
"LLMs are a product that destroys its supply chain." –Microsoft And the theft is ongoing, because LLMs become irrelevant without it. It's not a past failing, it's the entire business model. www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...
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‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 18/09/2026
"Hey Schlop" Now that's a wake-word
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Remember folks, take notes here: ✅ When your company hacking another one helps with marketing, its "OMG rogue models gone wild hacking other companies." 😱 ❌ When a hacking incident doesn't raise your valuation but shows you to be massive thieves, it's an internal "ah nice"


Matt Stoller
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OpenAI's President Greg Brockman, when told his company had hacked the NYT paywall to scrape the site, responded with "ah nice."

That's a straightforward criminal violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. OpenAI executives in jail.

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Jason Kint
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woah. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. 
Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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Straight from OpenAI's Brockman and Microsoft's Nadella - 'doom loop' for the entire web [as they vacuum up and substitute the work of journalism and threaten their economic foundations]. /2
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Not good, OpenAI. "Read this NYTimes" article.. "Summarize" this NYTimes article... (NYT content in red). /3
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Blood boiling. Not a good look for OpenAI or Greg Brockman here:
 "ah nice" in response to "a hack to get around nytimes paywall" in his efforts "to scrape" The Times website. After many points on his bragging about OpenAI's substitution for news. /4

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The character of Defendants' conduct weighs further against fair use.
The transgressive and deceptive nature of Defendants' efforts to acquire Plaintiffs' content confirms that their purpose in doing so was fundamentally to avoid the cost of acquiring lawful
copies. OpenAI employees devised and implemented strategies to circumvent paywalls without
detection when scraping websites. For example, when Nick Ryder informed Mr. Brockman about
, hack to get around nytimes paywall" to help with Mr. Brockman's efforts to "scrape[]" The
Times's site, Mr. Brockman responded "ah nice." SF791. OpenAI's corporate representative on
the subject was unaware of any "method for detecting paywalled content" in its da…
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 17/09/2026
I also downloaded the free Metro transit pass! 4 question survey then a PDF download of the pass 🙌 The promise of paletas has curried good favor with the children.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 17/09/2026
Klobuchar apologists need to reconcile for me why, if she's actually a consummate DFLer and super special political genius with a completely unique ability to win statewide, she has refused to lend her alleged strength to Keith Ellison. Good luck doing shit with a Republican AG!
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Jhey ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ @jhey.dev · 17/09/2026
one does not simply reveal a password 👁️
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Mark Hurst @markhurst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The oligarchs' warnings about AI are self-serving nonsense. But there are real harms from AI, as explored in the documentary "Ghost in the Machine." New from me: buttondown.com/creativegood...
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Ghost in the Machine shows what we're fighting against
If you want a good summary of what I’ve written and spoken about, here and on Techtonic, over the past decade-or-so, the new documentary Ghost in the Machine...
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I cannot stress to you enough how these people are in a death cult.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 17/09/2026
Here's some motivation for you Derek 🤌
Detroit-style pan pizza on a rack, with a corner slice on an angle, topped with Swiss chard, thin-sliced onions, and roasted cherry tomatoes.

I dubbed it Cherry Bomb
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Well we're not really a part of the core EA community, we're more like EA-adjacent, maybe about 30th percentile? we have some disagreements about how precisely “effectiveness” is measured and quantified when -

Yeah, this is it
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 14/09/2026
I did a white pizza with chopped spinach mixed with the cheese, and topped with thin sliced onions and the roasted cherry tomatoes. It was a keeper.
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This conversation with @naomiaklein.bsky.social and @astra.bsky.social couldn't be more timely. With the AI industry talking about *its own products' potential to cause human extinction* we drill into who might still want to build such technology, and why. Hint: it's in the title of their new book.
bloodinthemachine.com
The End Times Fascists of AI, ft. Naomi Klein + Astra Taylor
Listen now (64 mins) | A conversation with Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor about “end times fascism” in the tech industry.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 14/09/2026
He made thrift stores too popular, so I'm holding an unrelated grudge
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 14/09/2026
They're insanely packed with flavor, and awesome on pizzas
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 14/09/2026
Looks very dope!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"City leaders have estimated the operation delivered a $700 million blow to the local economy. Some businesses already have shuttered and cultural corridors are quieter now that Latino immigrants have left the Twin Cities in droves." www.bizjournals.com/twincities/n...
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Latino exodus reshapes Twin Cities business landscape months after federal operation ends - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
Operation Metro Surge emptied out some of the Twin Cities' most vibrant cultural corridors. Businesses are wondering if they'll ever recover.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 11/09/2026
Migrated off GitHub to self-hosted Forgejo last night. Pretty seamless to do. So long Microslop.
Emails showing a GitHub access token created, data export available, and finally account deletion. 

One of the easier exits from Big Tech.
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Historians, help me out: Do we have precedent for what to do when the media interviews members of cults and just platforms them, with zero acknowledgment that they are living inside their own delusions? www.marketplace.org/episode/2026...
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The Hugging Face hack shows what happens when AI agents work together
Nate Soares, president of the Machine Intelligence Research Institute, says the attack presents a narrow window for humans to act.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 09/09/2026
They used to be Patio Town and changed the name last year. The vibe back then did not exactly scream Bonerland so not sure on this rebrand.
The old Patio Town logo with a smiling friendly-yokel cartoon man wearing a hat
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
It's incredible how accurately Shel Silverstein predicted AI decades ago
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 07/09/2026
Every time I’ve gone overseas this year, I didn’t really know how people would react to me as an American. And every time people found out I was from Minnesota, people thanked me for being a good American and said they wished more Americans were like us. Every time.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 07/09/2026
It was a hit on the school bus ride home haha
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 07/09/2026
Triggered a flashback to watching Jerry Springer on one just like that. Heavy little fucker that gobbled D batteries.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 06/09/2026
Silicon Valley's effort to destroy democracy is the biggest story of our political moment. Beware of those who have nothing to say about it.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 07/09/2026
Sad
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 07/09/2026
You'd think or hope his staffers would flag the doomer kool-aid positions he's been trotting out, for a while now...
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Guys, this is Bernie Sanders' guy for all things AI. Max Tegmark of the Future of Life Institute, funded to the tune of $665m by crypto billionaires, that's of course, after all the Muskrat + friends' money. Their "seed funding" was from Musk. 🧵 www.politico.com/news/2024/03...
politico.com
The little-known AI group that got $660 million
Powered by a massive cash infusion from a cryptocurrency mogul, the Future of Life Institute is building a network to fixate governments on the AI apocalypse.
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Friendly Neighborhood Mouse @missmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help. For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes. ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
ICE vehicle - black Nissan Maxima with plate cover - posted up in a spot that also serves as an elementary school bus stop. Another ICE vehicle, black Dodge Durango, lurking around the community. Two more ICE vehicles - black Dodge Durango and a white SUV, unclear on make, model - on a quiet residential street, being quietly creepy. Note that the white SUV has its plate covered. Yet another ICE vehicle. Black Nissan Pathfinder. They were all over the neighborhood.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 06/09/2026
I'll see you at the Judgement
Pope Leo with a baseball bat, on the lookout for blasphemers
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 06/09/2026
"Upon reflection, I've come to believe that quality software is not about how many features something has or how quickly it is built but rather how cared for it is by the designers, developers, and product people who work on it" 🎯
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 06/09/2026
On any forms asking for religious affiliation, it's OK to put Costco
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 06/09/2026
I find their produce is hit or miss, and the dividing line is weird. Lemons good, limes bad. Berries good, apples bad. 🤷‍♂️ Biz center rules. If we need hot dog, we prefer Eagan ("the shining Costco on the hill") over St Louis Park (terrifying parking lot).
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Created this for a reply on LinkedIn, but it applies pretty generally, so posting it here, too:
Simpsons "Don't make me tap the sign" meme with the text "Just because you've identified a problem doesn't mean an LLM is the solution" on the sign.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 04/09/2026
Congrats!
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 04/09/2026
Thanks man! It's been our family bread here 10 years running, one of my favorites.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 04/09/2026
Pretty sure Bosch dishwashers are that equivalent Neither should get internet access 🫠
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 04/09/2026
Which way out of uncanny valley?
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