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Daniel Knobloch

@dankbreadmpls.com
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Full-time dad in Minneapolis Home baker - dankbreadmpls.com Lapsed tech worker Believer in the open web

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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 22/09/2026
Good garden year still going strong. Another batch of cherry tomatoes to slow-roast, and greens to go with Philly-esque pork loin sandwiches ❤️
A bunch of chard and kale on top of a big colander that is full of ripe cherry and salad tomatoes
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 17/09/2026
Here's some motivation for you Derek 🤌
Detroit-style pan pizza on a rack, with a corner slice on an angle, topped with Swiss chard, thin-sliced onions, and roasted cherry tomatoes.

I dubbed it Cherry Bomb
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 11/09/2026
Migrated off GitHub to self-hosted Forgejo last night. Pretty seamless to do. So long Microslop.
Emails showing a GitHub access token created, data export available, and finally account deletion. 

One of the easier exits from Big Tech.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 09/09/2026
They used to be Patio Town and changed the name last year. The vibe back then did not exactly scream Bonerland so not sure on this rebrand.
The old Patio Town logo with a smiling friendly-yokel cartoon man wearing a hat
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 06/09/2026
I'll see you at the Judgement
Pope Leo with a baseball bat, on the lookout for blasphemers
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 03/09/2026
A nice haul today
Mix of cherry and salad tomatoes from the garden, one of the few things enjoying this high-swass weather
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 02/09/2026
Still getting used to GrapheneOS, but my favorite thing so far is using the Google Camera and Photos apps without giving them network permissions It's a comfortable middle-ground before spinning up Immich
Google photos has a message at the top - "Offline, Syncing paused".  It's always there.  So is a loading animation.

Yeah bitch, you ARE offline!
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 02/09/2026
Hat tip to whoever rode this to the fair
Unicycle locked to a fence, a few feet off the ground
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 30/08/2026
Home assistant, a blessing and a curse
Phone notification telling me tub time ended with a splash zone
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 27/08/2026
My breads didn't place but I've always got favorable judges at home
My entries in the Minnesota State fair baking competition - bagels, white sandwich bread, sesame-crusted hearty sandwich bread, pain de campagne, lemon rollsLeo, a pitbull mix, licking her lips in anticipation of a bread crust coming her way.  There's a noticeable drool slick in front of her.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 22/08/2026
Feels like a 10x increase from last year
Further along the mega line
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 22/08/2026
"No, that one's cursed" 2am thoughts while searching for a Costco box to transport my breads to the state fair baking competition. Currently in a 5000 person line there
A big, sturdy cardboard box that would've been perfect, if not from Diarrhea Lettuce Co
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 15/08/2026
Corn belongs on pizza* *unless it has red sauce then gross no
Neapolitan style pizza with a chive-garlic-lemon cream sauce, whole-milk mozz, farmers market corn + jalapeno + red onion, yard basil.

Cooked on a ooni koda, with a puffy crust.   The sauce is neon green and looks dope.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 13/08/2026
Caprese sandwich, feat. juicy farmers market tomatoes
Hoagie wrapped up in parchment paper, on a cutting board.  Cut in half, showing a cross-section with a thick tomato slice, chopped basil, and fresh mozz.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 31/07/2026
I've really embraced Competitive Freezermaxxing this year
Chest freezer in my garage, nested with cardboard boxes that stack up without smooshing anything inside.

The boxes we got doing u-pick strawberries are clutch for this.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 29/07/2026
I need to lie down now but it was worth it
Jalapeno cheddar brat on homemade bun, topped with horseradish mustard, sweet relish, and molasses onion. Next to potato salad on a plate
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 28/07/2026
Assembling forces for a very Midwest dinner
Overhead view of jalapeno cheddar brats from Everett's, bylerlys potato salad, horseradish mustard from Asa's Bakery, and homemade brat buns and molasses onions.

Meat and potatoes, it's too hot to cook
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 24/07/2026
Did an experimental pizza with this spinach, potato, and cheddar. It was solid! The vines regrow every couple weeks, and the plant shows no signs of slowing down. Love this stuff
Plate with two slices of a spinach, potato, and cheddar pizza. It's Detroit style, with crispy edges from the frico. Profile shot of the pizza cooling on a rackThe pan before the pizza was baked.  From bottom to top, it had a parbaked crust, mozz, julienned spinach, parboiled potato slices, cheddar cheese.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 18/07/2026
Chuffed with the color and crumb on this week's sandwich loaves!
Hearty sandwich bread loaf, being sliced on a cutting board.  The crumb is mostly closed but with some nice pockets, and the crust is sesame-flecked and golden brown all the way around, giving a nice contrast
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 13/07/2026
This is good weather for make-ahead sandwiches. Tomorrow you will thank you.
Homemade foot-long hoagie on parchment paper to be wrapped up.  It has sharp cheddar, pepper turkey from Everett's, Roma tomato, a sweet pickles, bottom to top.

A salivating dog is watching from the distance. Other side of the homemade hoagie roll, as facing the person wrapping it up in parchment paper
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 10/07/2026
I'm pumped for the state fair baking competiton. I didn't win anything last year but got good notes back from the judges. My bagels are one of this year's entries. Need to dial back the yeast and use colder water with these hot temps, since they easily overproof otherwise. Getting there...
24 plain bagels cooling on two racks.  They have a deep golden brown color and were slightly overproofeed so some have some darker spots from air bubblesCollage of 4 images - the overnight cold-proofed bagels on parchment covered with plastic wrap, bagels after their boiling molasses wwtr bath, closeup of the best of the batch, and a crumb shot of a sliced bagel
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 10/07/2026
This vine spinach is out of control in the best way
I lost tabs on it in the garden for a week and it had spread through the neighbors fence and around nearby tomato plants.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 26/06/2026
The most satisfying part of baking bread is the post-bake butter patdown
4 hearty sandwich loaves on a cooling rack, glistening pornographically with butter
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 21/06/2026
First ride with the new cockpit setup on my bridgestone - velo orange tourist bars + brake levers, ESI grips It's sooo nice. Less cramped and more upright than before.
The previous cockpit was stock 1970s Raleigh Sprite parts, with brake levers that were a total deathtrap.  Managed to use them 15 years without dying.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 19/06/2026
If you've got an ooni you can make s'mores
Ooni with temp most of the way down and some futzing and angling to get it just so
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 19/06/2026
Pedal-assist is cool, but don't sleep on wagon-assist Strong dog required
Big babies channeling her spastic daytime walk energies into pulling the wagon
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 18/06/2026
Split-top hot dog buns are the superior hot dog buns
Aka New England style hot dog buns
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 18/06/2026
Meanwhile in St. Paul
The guy said his name was Skelly
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 13/06/2026
Nice day for new swag
Rebel turkey shirt from a fundraiser put on by Corcoran Neighborhood Organization
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 08/06/2026
Pretty intense photo I took last night walking the dog. Did not proceed...
Bike trail under a bridge with a light that attracted every bug in the metro area
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 06/06/2026
mmm south shore style bar pizzas
Two 10" bar pizzas, pepperoni for the left 2 and spinach/artichoke/goat cheese for the other 2
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 01/06/2026
Pulled off a double-batch of bagels, 48 in total. Most are gifts for teacher retirements and graduations.
48 bagels cooling on racks on a countertop, a mix of sesame, poppy, and plain48 bagels cooling on racks on a countertop, a mix of sesame, poppy, and plain
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 30/05/2026
Damn nice night for pizza
Neopolitian style pepperoni pizza, baked at 850F in an Ooni pizza oven
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 29/05/2026
mmm lemon rolls
40 lemon rolls resting on a tower of 4 cooling racks
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 28/05/2026
Parked my Bridgestone xo-4 next to a fine-looking xo-5 90s Bridgestone gang 4 life
Two 90s Bridgestones, locked up and shining in the sun
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 16/05/2026
Bake sale is underway! www.facebook.com/events/13122...
Bake sale table with my breads
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 16/05/2026
They were a tie on taste. We couldn't tell the difference. Declaring Ritz cracker the winner on a "we tend to have the bigass Costco box on-hand" technicality.
Fried cutlet with ritz cracker crustFried cutlet with saltine crust Sliced cutlets on a board, Ritz on bottom and saltine on top Cutting board with two cutlets and two toasted burger buns, with mayo on one side and Italian salsa verde on the other side
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 15/05/2026
Chicken cutlet shootout tonight - ritz cracker (L) versus saltine cracker (R) Winner faces panko in a future round
Two plates with frozen chicken cutlets separated by layers of wax paper
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 15/05/2026
There's a bake sale and community garage sale this Saturday in St. Paul's Como Park neighborhood. I'll be there with homemade breads. 100% of my proceeds go to North End Community Care, to support neighbors in St Paul's North End. Cake raffle! Garage sale! Good cause!
Como Community Bake Sale Fundraiser

Sat May 16 | 9:00 - 12:30 PM

Cake Raffle at 10 and 11 AM

St. Timothy's Lutheran Church, 1465 N Victoria St. in St. Paul
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 05/05/2026
ball husk > ball
Pitbull mix holding onto the husk of a tennis ball with the jaw force of a thousand suns
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 04/05/2026
Bruh Let me at it bruh
Big dumb dog itching to chase a big dumb turkey and likely die in the process
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 27/04/2026
Some impressive 3D printed whistles the kids got at the train museum today
3d printed train whistles, choo choo
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 25/04/2026
There's a raffle and bake sale fundraiser today at Music Lab (52nd + Bloomington)! I'm donating lots of yummy breads. Hope to see you there!
West nokomis mutual aid raffle and bake sale, today at Music Lab from 1-4
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 15/04/2026
Daaaa bulls
Bulls won NBA championships 6 out of 8 years in the 90s.  It was a good time to grow up in Chicagoland.
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 14/04/2026
My new years resolution was to tap more signs instead of repeating myself Sign #1 is for disagreements over when dinner is served
Big babies barking about eatin but it's not 5Big babies contesting that it's not 5
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 11/04/2026
Perfect weather for the big Sicilian
14" x 14" double-sauce pepperoni pizza, 72 hr sourdough slab focaccia base
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 11/04/2026
Bread delivery instructions from my sister-in-law were to put it in the oven, because of this dick
Cat, master of getting into everything that could be food, including the green waste bin already in the oven
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 09/04/2026
The Rise Dispensary in Highland Park should've merged with the Bakers Square for max business edge $60 for an eighth, you get the French silk pie
RIP baker's square...what could have been
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 09/04/2026
Microcenter has a free ASMR experience aisle
Mechanical keyboards as far as the eye can see
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Daniel Knobloch @dankbreadmpls.com · 08/04/2026
The Colonial Market where the Aldi used to be, at Lake and 21st in Midtown, is clutch. There's taqueria and ice cream shops inside, and solid produce and deli. Small shop but packed with good stuff.
Peppers, limes, and other produceTaqueria menu on a couple tvsButcher shop case with seasoned asada, chicken, and al pastor
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