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@danjbailey.bsky.social
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Occasionally I make short films.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming together in a bipartisan way on bill sponsored by Ted Cruz to curtail athletes’ freedom to change schools and make money. Capitalism but only when it works for them
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahahahahaha funniest possible way for the Cowboys to lose that game
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well I’m predicting a secret third kind of coverage.
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Anarcho-Crust Demon Hunter @jamesaskew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screenshot of a Karen Bass for mayor ad, the caption at the top (supertitles?) reads “I don’t always get everything right”
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 24/09/2026
this lady on threads posted this big huge thing about how artists are just jealous that everyday people can now use AI to create better art that gets more attention so i click through to see her “art”… i wish there was an unveil feature here:
AI slop dragon in sunglasses 

BIGGER IDEAS
MESSIER CREATIVE PROCESS
MORE MAGIC
PET MORE DRAGONS
SAME SARCASM
Fueled by Coffee Chaos
BIG IDEAS
AI CHAOS
* DRAGON ENERGY
* SARCASM & SPELLS
WOMEN WHO CREATE
FANTASY OVER FEAR
PROMPTS & POSSIBILITIES
CREATE WEIRDER BRAVER
KINDER
COOLER WORLDS
FABULOUS
CHAOS
LIVES HERE
Same
Human
Different
Magic
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Madden was one of the most prolific color commentators of all time. Every football fan over the age of like 30 knows what he sounds like. But Cage just sounds like a drunk mumbling version of Nicolas Cage in the trailer.
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
David O. Russell is obviously a notorious piece of shit and that’s more than enough reason to skip the Madden movie. But what’s really bothering me is Nicolas Cage sounds nothing like John Madden.
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back in my day a limited edition of a game cost $150 and came with night vision goggles!
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HA! I knew he was a piece of crap! youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He really is just the fucking worst
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Pumpkin Spice Time @flow.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
2026 is entirely too "on the nose", but 'a big ugly barge blocking your view of the ocean with an AI view of an artificial ocean' has to be the poster child.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
emma frost: EmmaFrost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth? 

miss piggy: But of course, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir. Emma Frost reads Miss Piggy's mind, a phantasmagoria of Miss Piggy's greatest hits in the Muppet-verse.Wolverine: Forst? She legit? 

Emma: She's ...she's ...she's everything. And I would die for her.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will Mike McDaniel even make it to the bye?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t believe LeBron’s ruining his reputation with gambling. Not like my goat Michael
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Well, I want to die.
ALT: Well, I want to die.
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please just be a pulled hamstring
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did the announcers for this game only get access to the Vikings coach staff? It feels like they’ve been talking about them nonstop.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.photo · 19/09/2026
OI WOTS ALL THIS THEN
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This thread is so funny 😂😂😂
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Manchester United continue to be the biggest source of disappointment in my sad life
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There’s 15 minutes left for one award and they played off Rhea Seehorn??
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh no, Sean Peyton is having a no good very bad terrible day in front of the entire nation, get fucked forever you Bountygate pill stealing piece of shit
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has to be the first time a televised award show has come in under.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 14/09/2026
I was just watching football and now this is happening
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Possible Kyle Monangami incoming
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s gets me every time youtu.be/QTlY_HZp914?...
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The Muppet Show - 501: Gene Kelly - “Singin’ in the Rain” Melody (1980)
YouTube video by The Muppet Show Vault
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Deciding on a premise? The premise is that it’s The Muppet Show: they’re in a theater, they do some comedy bits, someone sings a song that you’ll hear again as an adult and weep to, and there’s a celebrity guest. That’s it that’s the show.
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This can’t be just a me thing
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every SUV from a sports car company just looks like a Ford Escape.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
republicans seeing the hasan piker pic on the jumbotron:
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn now I really want to see this sweater
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 09/09/2026
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus is a cannibal or something and Kirby is a GTA-like.
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finally a reason to resubscribe to The Athletic
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 07/09/2026
All Gamer Can Do for Dying PC is Make it Comfortable buff.ly/aAZnYw8
All Gamer Can Do for Dying PC is Make it Comfortable
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
51 pushups left this LSU cheer guy absolutely gassed
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 03/09/2026
Every DLSS 5 screenshot
It’s Max Payne doing the Max Payne face.
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Daniel @danjbailey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Truly a piece of shit
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy shit
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