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Dan(imal)

@danimal88.bsky.social
1.2K followers 2.9K following 87 posts

He/him. Orlando, FL 6'4" bisexual chaos gremlin Smooth brain. Pierced 🍆 Slytherin. Casual gamer. Horror movie lover. Dick/ass enthusiast ( ˘ ³˘)

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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching a movie with human-like emotions….
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Save America Movement @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive. America deserves serious leaders.
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Goonathan and 99 green tiles @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: DJ Rotom will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
DJ Rotom from Pokopia
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is sucking dick more exfoliating than my $40 lip scrub?! The drawbacks of being a certified eater™ 🥴🫦😅
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hope he’s doing ok
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pt. 2 #fcf / #scs 🫦🤪
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Only 2 mins to spare. Happy #FCF! 😏
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New favorite movie. Dogman (2023). Not sure how this one went under my radar for so long but it's so so soooo good
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dog sitting an absolute sweetheart: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic (or pics) you still love. Young, twinky me during sophomore year of college fancied himself a bit of an amateur model lolol
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#jimothy
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Patty_in_AZ 🌵☀️🐈‍⬛💙 @pattyinaz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I love this!! 🏆 Cartoonist: Slyngstad Cartoons
Cartoon by Slyngstad Cartoons shows Spiderman hanging upside down saying "Shut the F@#k up." He threw a spiderweb at tRump's mouth.
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/08/2026
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Peter Banck living in 🇸🇪Sweden🇸🇪 @masterbofsweden.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
RB Reich says EXACTLY what America needs.
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Need someone to sit on my face before month-end so I don't walk into traffic. Currently accepting applications
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is this anything? Sunday treat? 😅
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy... Tbh, makes sense lolol
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Tyler @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Friday mood
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Who wants to cuddle & watch the avatar aang movie with me (again)? 👀👉👈
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
idle Pokémon battle animations be like
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I sometimes regret deleting all my nudes & explicit content from here, especially on FCFs like today when I'm feeling a bit exhibitionist & wanna ho out 🙃😭
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is me
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Dan(imal) @danimal88.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I used to be a sexy, leaky faucet of a man that would precum if even the slightest breeze hit me, but my antidepressants dried me up like the Sahara desert 😭 I feel like spongebob out of water. Why must my cross to bear be choosing btwn depressive episodes or being a human gusher? 🚫💦🥺
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Goofy Goober with Patrick and Spongebob
ALT: Goofy Goober with Patrick and Spongebob
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Girls Loving @girlsloving.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hell Yeah Science☄️💥⚡️💯
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This cover so badass ~ 😭 I cannot wait for this! Apparently it’s going to be a series of one shots through the Marvel Universe starting this August with Midnight X-Men
Midnight X-men - Storm as a vampire queen and night crawler holding a sword
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Sheena @sarky-sheena.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you check your dogs phone, you’ll find over a hundred photos he’s taken of you sleeping because he thought you looked cute.
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 13/05/2026
I love that Valve’s Steam controller does the Wilhelm scream if you drop it 😂 what a fun little Easter egg
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A woman demonstrating her exceptional intelligence in contrast to a wealthy but arrogant individual.
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.
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Rollie 🤬 @architecturenerd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Dr Karen Pinder 🇨🇦 🔬 @drkarenpinder.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Here we fixed this for you, @wsj.com We see you trying to help JD pretend he doesn’t have to wear this war when he runs for president. Nope.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“We always seem to have money for war. But not to feed the poor.”
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Boyer @boyer-speaks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I have never wavered in my position that there can be no compromise with RFK Jr. He is a dangerous fraud who has caused incalculable damage to public health. It’s extremely disappointing that the President of the American Medical Association was doing a photo op with RFK Jr. this morning.
Post from me from December 2024 that says RFK Jr. is not trained in any area of medicine or science. He has never applied for a research grant, conducted an experiment, or published a peer-reviewed paper. We should never, EVER compromise with people who lie about vaccines and public health.
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Space Pig @realspacepig.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Can't argue with that.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Same, sis.
Squirtle on the floor with the text above that reads: un..uncut d*cks
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king of rarepairs // 🔞minors dni @xxsn4tch1ngd0llsxx.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
suck her dick eat his pussy
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Dee Chan @deechan17.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh, my goodness, this is a huge breakthrough in cancer research. This is another example of why it is crucially important to fund basic scientific research. Scientists Discover How To “Switch Off” Cancer Genes for Good share.google/WFhMJP5m3AK4...
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Scientists Discover How To “Switch Off” Cancer Genes for Good
A new study shows that targeting key epigenetic proteins may permanently switch off cancer genes. Scientists at Monash University, working with Harvard University, report they have found a way to perm...
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Jack @imnotjack.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Literally, everything #Clinton and #Harris said was going to happen if #trump was elected, have all come to pass. Many of them are far worse and in more depraved ways than they suggested when they tried to warn us in 2015 and 2024.
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
mood.
two dudes being bros. also big slut for horror movies, naturally.
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deleted @thebellahadid.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
ZOHRAN ZOHRAN ZOHRAN!!
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