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Lyndzi

@lyndzi.bsky.social
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Writer of "The Pegging Book" 📚, Knitter/ Yarn Dyer 🧶, Gay Pirate Lover 🏴‍☠️, Polyam ❤️, Burlesque Dancer 💃, Geek 🤓. Yarn shop= LadyPurl.etsy.com, Book= ThePeggingBook.com

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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My co-author @coopersbeckett.com of "The Pegging Book" and I will be doing a virtual class on the in and outs (lolz) of pegging in a couple weeks. If you'd like to learn and laugh about butt stuff, please join us on Zoom (Mon. 10/5, 7pm CDT). 🍑🍑🍑 forbiddentickets.com/events/the-t...
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Forbidden Tickets | The Art of Pegging
Learn the ins and outs of strap-on play with authors of
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*Mary side eye* 😂
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I went to a discussion group today about Neurodiversity and Polyamory, and it was 5 AuDHD guys and me (a neurotypical gal who seems to only date ND guys), and tho it was a great discussion overall, for about 20 minutes of the hour they talked about synthesizers... 😐
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What Can You Do Shrug
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The first wing of my experimental Rosy Maple Moth cardigan is knit! Going to make a second one (but mirrored) for the other wing. If I'm completely sick of it, I'll knit up a body, seam them, and make it into an awesome shawl. If not, I'll make 2 more and seam the tops to make a cardigan. 🩷🦋💛
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Was talking about how hot dads from the 90s were (Bob Saget, Bill Pullman, Steve Guttenberg, etc), and my partner asked, "What makes a DILF?" I said, "They all had daughters and respected women. They treated their daughters and partners like human beings." Him: That is the most demisexual response.
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you were to create a knitting pattern for a LGBTQ fundraiser (think Melt the ICE hats) does the pattern have to be super simple? This is strictly for hypothetical/ fictional purposes, but I'm going to design the actual pattern either way. I wanted to make this, but it's a sweater, too complex? 🤔
A sketch of a knitted sweater that resembles a progressive pride flag.
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I made a flag at Pirate Camp ☠️🍊🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛🪡🧵
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Packing for the Midwest Retreat for Wayward Pirates be like: 🥰🏴‍☠️🍊☠️
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A short guide on writing fanfic. This is from what I've learned over the past few years, and what would have helped me a ton when I started out 🥰 substack.com/@lyndzi/note...
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Anatomy of a Fan-Fiction
A fan's guide to writing fic
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I keep seeing a viral Monarch butterfly cardigan and thinking 🤔 but what if... Stay tuned, I think I have the right math and I'm going to test a few things out this week to see how it knits up. 🦋
A drawing of a plan for a knitted cardigan that looks like a Rosy Maple Moth, with pink and yellow blocks of color to resemble the bright moth wings.
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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 16/07/2026
Just had a sexy friend let me know that The Pegging Book is at the chicago landmark Women & Children First Bookstore in Andersonville!
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New chapter of "For A Good Time: Call" with the final piece of art by @ndkiwi.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/877444... Thanks for all the kudos and comments! I haven't written fic in a while because I've been busy with other projects, and it is so lovely to be back! ❤️😘
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Stray calico kitten in my backyard 🥹. She needs a name. She seems too timid and shy to be a Calico Jack, tho that was my first thought. 🤔
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Finished my #ProjectHailMary Grace cardigan. Just needs buttons (and for it to not be 90° out!). 🦊🌌🛰️👩🏻‍🚀🪨❤️
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
New chapter of my @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social "For a Good Time: Call" with more art by @ndkiwi.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/877444...
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Family Photo ☺️🦊🪨👩🏻‍🚀🛰️🌌❤️ #ProjectHailMary #PHM #Rocky
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NDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It’s officially #OFMDReverseBang time once again! My first art piece was chosen by the amazing @lyndzi.bsky.social and they have created the masterpiece that is ‘For A Good Time: Call’. (3 pieces total were created for it). 1st chapter up now! archiveofourown.org/works/877444...
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wanna see the face of a girl who just signed a publishing contract for her debut novel?! 🥳🥂🎉 👇🏻
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My husband made me a lil Rocky 🥹🪨
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No parent-child drop off this morning, so I finally get to wear my only-safe-for-work* shirt 😅 *I work at a sex toy store
A woman with long dark hair standing in an adult store wears a black shirt with white text and an image. The text says "pegging 0% pregnancy risk" with an image of a woman pegging a man. Under, a flag reads "June 24th, 2022" (The day Roe v. Wade was overturned). And "We are coming for your butt! The safer way to have sex with men"
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A beta reader suggested I use "cock" too many times in my novel. I just checked, and I clocked in at 79 instances in a 64K novel. That's like a normal amount of cocks, right? 🤷🏻‍♀️🍆
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just have the sleeves and collar left of my Grace Fox cardigan ❤️🦊🌌👩🏻‍🚀🚀 #ProjectHailMary
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Super fun development: I've been working on a novel (queer romcom, ofc) for about 3 years, and decided (for many reasons) that I am going to self publish. So, I'm investing in this project left and right. Professional copy editors, multiple beta readers, and I get to the cover art phase, and... 1/2
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Only slightly waterlogged from the downpour that just hit Pridefest 😅 I found cover in the Queraoke tent. Can't see rainbows without a little rain! 🌧️💦🌈🏳️‍🌈
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good!
a pencil
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Dwight Schrute: It's True
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finishing the audiobook for Project Hail Mary got me like:
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Stephen Colbert: Cry Happy
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Republic of Pirates - OFMD Gateway Server @thegatewayserver.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Registration for Midwest Pirate Camp in Burlington, Wisconsin, US is open through June 26, 2026. go to midwestpiratecamp.com to learn more and sign up!
flyer with a blue-purple gradient background with images of a campfire, map, s'mores with fire, balloons, and a piñata. Text reads: "Midwest Pirate Camp / A Retreat for Wayward Pirates / Form More Info & Sign Up go to: midwestpiratecamp.com / WHERE: Camp Dewan in Burlington, WI (near Lake Geneva) / WHEN: August 13 (Thursday) to August 16 (Sunday) / WHO: Fans of the Hit Show Our Flag Means Death / ACTIVITIES: Crafts, Group Activities, Nature Walks, Campfires, Calypso's Birthday Party, Excursion for Lake Geneva Boat Tour / Down Payment: $150 Per Person, Due At Registration / Final Payment: TBD (<$100 + optional excursion) Per Person, Due by August 12, 2026 / Final Day to Register: June 26, 2026"
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There's a new pirate themed knitting pattern kit coming from Pacific Knit Co this June! I can't help but think 1) they chose Pride month for a reason and 2) all of these patterns can be altered into OFMD designs. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈😍
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This new Peach toy is SO CUTE I want to bite it! 😍🍑
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh, no. They're so cute but soooo complicated 😍🐍🧦🐍🫠 ravel.me/serpent-socks
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Serpent Socks pattern by Heinikki design
Serpent Socks
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I was trying to take a picture of the back of my Grace Fox cardigan and my cat apparently needed attention *so much* that he tried to EAT GRACE! 😱 Thankfully, I saved him ❤️👩🏻‍🚀🌠🦊
Gray and white cat laying next to a knit fox cardigan.Gray cat sniffing a 3D printed Grace from Project Hail Mary.
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I see them everywhere 🥰
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's all coming together! ☺️🦊🙌🏻👩🏻‍🚀🌠🚀
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Apparently, if you switch from a SoundCloud Pro account ($144) to a Basic one ($39), all but 100 mins of your tracks become hidden. Which, for me, means dozens of tracks and over 1,000 mins just disappeared over night 😫. Where are we uploading podfics if not SoundCloud, folks? Trying to save $🥲
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
April/May in Wisconsin: it's going to SNOW tomorrow and be 75°F on Monday. 💩
A weather app display showing currently 47°F with expected snow and low of 32°F tomorrow and then a wild shift of 75°F in just 4 days.
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Rewatching Good Omens to prepare for the S3 Finale, and it's my partner's first watch. We get to the scene in EP 3 where Aziraphale says, "You go too fast for me, Crowley." Partner: "Is this... Are they gay?” Me: "Do you know how many fanfictions have been built on the foundation of that 1 line?” 😂
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
*sigh* I think it's time for another full rewatch 😍
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy Rex Manning Day to all those who celebrate!
The words read, "HAPPY REX MANNING DAY!" "APRIL 8" "BACK WITH MORE" "Oh Rexy, you're so sexy!" "EMPIRE RECORDS"  There are also 3 pictures of Maxwell Caulfield as his Rex Manning character.  2 of them are in his silky purple 70's collar shirt that is very unbuttoned with his big medallion at his throat and his black velvet suit jacket thst is very well-known from the movie.  The other is the same type look, but with a white shirt and navy blue suit jacket.
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is one of my favorite photos I've ever taken. 😂 It's the perfect FML image. 🥑😑
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Midwest Retreat for Wayward Pirates @midwestpiratecamp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
No April Fools here! Midwest Pirate Camp is happening this August (13th-16th) and registration is now open! Find more info on our website: midwestpiratecamp.com Or go directly to the registration form: forms.gle/CSbcL5UBDKwx... DM or email us with any questions! See you at camp!!
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Went to see "Project Hail Mary" last night with my husband and came home from work today to find this 😍 #projecthailmary
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
For my next read, should I go: 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼 Gay 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 Lesbian Or 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 straight, but the guy is a sex worker, so like ... spicy straight? 😜
Three books on a table: Alexis Hall's "something fabulous," Mazey Eddings' "Late Bloomer," and Rose Danan's "the roommate."
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Baby's first hockey game 🏒🥅. (It's me, I'm baby)
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This took an hour and I can't even get to my car bc there's a 4 foot tall snow rift in the way 😮‍💨. Snow emergency throughout Wisconsin, schools closed, and work told me to not bother. I thought we were done with snow! 😫🥶
Over two feet of snow blanket a front yarn, reaching the height of the front porch. The sidewalk and street aren't even visible.An hour of snow shoveling just to carve out a pathetic little walkway. The wind is sure to ruin all this hard work this afternoon.
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Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Watching #HeatedRivalry for the probably 8th time and I see the 2 second clip of Hayden's wife in Episode 1 and yell, "IS THAT BONNIE MCMURRAY?!" And sure enough, can confirm, Bonnie McMurray! 😍 #Letterkenny
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