Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026Whoever arranged for daylight savings to start the day before the new school term ... when I catch up with you, we're going to have words. 000
Reposted by Dani JayJjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Discovering a new type of guy 3148921003
Reposted by Dani JayEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Operation Dessert Shield 852448354
Reposted by Dani Jayadult human email @fuck.mom · 13/03/2026laptop was $200 cheaper without windows installed 146981
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026I've been striking these same poses for what feels like eternity. The cramps, fam. The cramps. 010
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 29/07/2026On a train, morning peak, packed carriage. I can hear a guy on his phone, talking to someone about paying for something. "Can I just read you my card now?" he asks. "Do you take American Express?" Someone says, "Anyone got a pen?" Chuckles ensue. Guy reads his card anyway. Expiry and code too? Yup 000
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 27/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. 010
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 27/06/2026Let me guess: people who back these excrementals think trans people are duplicitous folk who make women and children unsafe. Am I right? Tell me I'm not right. 010
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 21/06/2026Neil you mistyped "trying". We're _trying_ to forget you. A little less yap and whine would help, tbh. 000
Reposted by Dani JayJJW @jjw.wtf · 18/06/2026i reckon now would be a pretty good time for someone to awaken a kaiju 062
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 17/06/2026Pardon me ma'am, but it sounds to me (both my parents born overseas) like we pretty much ARE the Australian electorate ... or at least we will be very soon. But I think that maybe you've realised that. Tick tock. 110
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 17/06/2026Australians all be like ... wait, Maccas BAKE apple pies there? Ew. 010
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 16/06/2026Pumpkin soup. Pumpkin plus anything at all soup. Any soup with pumpkin in. Nope. 000
Reposted by Dani JayMicro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 15/06/2026It was the world's first interspecies conference. "First," the elf said, "let's agree we all have a right to exist." The goblin nodded. The orc looked at elves and humans and growled "Nah!" The human looked at orcs and goblins and said "No." "For fucks sake," the elf and goblin said in unison. 520663
Reposted by Dani JayPenny Spiced Latte | Mousemerised 🐭☕🌀🪙 🔜 NFC 2027 #286 @mousemerised.coffee · 09/06/2026Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍 07784
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026If your kid is passionate about *anything at all* (maybe not hurting puppies) then engage. Don't worry if you hate the thing they're passionate about: good odds it'll change. It's too easy to crush passion itself because you disapprove its temporary object. 000
Reposted by Dani JayTamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Roko’s Modern Basilisk 0449
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 24/04/2026The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state. Oh dear ... 110
Reposted by Dani JayAntennaPod @antennapod.org · 17/04/2026Because we're not in it for the money, but just love making an app that we love to use ourselves (And thanks for the compliment 😉) 171
Reposted by Dani JayPossum @pollytics.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Oil was created by dead dinosaurs that lived 3000 years ago, and our industry policy is to use AI to speed that up to 20 years, making us an oil superpower. What replacement are you going to use for dead dinosaurs? Funny you should ask. Get in the van. 1296
Reposted by Dani JayThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 21/03/2026The PM said he will also be banning the use of 'hateful slurs' including 'spineless prick' and 'class traitor'. chaser.com.au/national/alb... 27601177
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 20/03/2026You can tell I'm a Doggies fan because I have eaten half of my own scarf and am regretting all my life decisions, just now. 000
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 17/03/2026I read this and heard the voice of @jimmypardo.com 000
Reposted by Dani JayDan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 15/03/2026Do you have a Substack newsletter that you wish was NOT a Substack newsletter (for whatever reason)? I’ve just spent about six weeks learning how to overcome all the obstacles they put in the way of leaving and would love to help. Let’s talk. 24133
Reposted by Dani JayJA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 12/03/2026There is no version of “I’m just asking questions about vaccines” that ends anywhere other than where it ends. You are not Socrates. Socrates is dead. Polio nearly isn’t. 3359
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 07/03/2026@janfran.bsky.social 100% on board with the two-boots-off-a-cliff-into-cold-ocean start to Only Fran. That rocked. Rest of the pod, too. Not just the open. We Used to be Journos: ONLY FRAN: What happened to Anthony Albanese? Episode webpage: shows.acast.com/we-used-to-b...shows.acast.comONLY FRAN: What happened to Anthony Albanese? | We Used to be Journos 100
Reposted by Dani JayAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/03/2026The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty." 423136725
Reposted by Dani JayEtte Media @ettemedia.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Jan Fran and Antoinette look at the Australian media’s coverage of the U.S and Israeli attack on Iran and show how a narrative gets set in the first 24-48 hours. 36024
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 28/02/2026So, you know those dinner party conversions that ramble all over the landscape, from personal use of LLM chatbots to how English translations of Aramaic words lead to whole societal concepts of gender roles being fucked up ... 200
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 27/02/2026@nevernotfunny.com thespinoff.co.nz/society/12-0... "Across the country, an unlikely alliance has formed between pest trappers and a pop star’s limited edition Oreo flavour." Hat tip to No Such Thing as a Fish podcast.thespinoff.co.nzOur possums are a problem. Could Selena Gomez be the solution?How one pop star's limited edition Oreo flavour became a vital weapon in the war against one of Aotearoa's biggest pests. 000
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 25/02/2026@ettemedia.bsky.social @janfran.bsky.social @antoinettelattouf.bsky.social Stayed to the end. Longer episodes please. 90 minutes would be great! 😁❤️ youtu.be/UZEHdWQRZ4Q?...youtu.beBBC’s baffling BAFTA censorship | Trump’s alien files | Premier Jacinta Allan vs a journalistYouTube video by Ette Media 000
Reposted by Dani Jayshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22/02/2026he’s so close to getting it 2147503920
Reposted by Dani JayPurplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Labor: “ridiculing Nazis is a hate crime but not inciting genocide” That’s very social cohesion of you Labor well done 415840
Reposted by Dani JayJohn Picacio @johnpicacio.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com 319159355161
Reposted by Dani JayRadical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"No Pride in Genocide!" Graffiti in Naarm / Melbourne for January 26, Invasion Day 419747
Reposted by Dani JayRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/01/2026a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm. every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives. 10685891411
Dani Jay @dani-jay.myatproto.social · 25/01/2026Thanks for the reminder! BOOKED! See youse there ... 🤣 101
Reposted by Dani JayGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up. 113130944410