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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 2h
Many thoughts about the 'I used to work somewhere evil while knowing it was evil until a Bridge Too Far' guilt memoirs. (Nice to leave a six-figure job for a six-figure book deal about your six-figure job.)
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“I Quit Big Tech.” So What? — The Dial
Two splashy memoirs turn ethical questions into office drama.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 2h
Over the past two weeks, I’ve been following the attempts to smear the Jane Doe in the Cornell University gang rape case and redirect blame from the seven fraternity men onto her. As usual, this campaign is built on a mountain of lies and misogyny. spitfirenews.com/p/cornell-ja...
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Debunking the smear campaign against the Cornell Jane Doe
Authorities, media outlets, and pundits are lying about this woman. But only her credibility is getting judged.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
maybe they should have made better art. could have saved everyone a whole mess of trouble
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 06/10/2026
This video really highlights that the nonsense that's going on in the United States is never just going on in the United States. . . This bullshit is global.
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay I've seen at least 2 posts today that describe Jim Bakker as "having an affair with his secretary" or "getting caught banging his secretary" and just...no. He got caught paying her off because he and another preacher *violently raped her*. That isn't an affair, or a simple "sex scandal".
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The Erinaceous Ghoul 👻 @erinaceousphd.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
As someone who started seeing this (the Clay one, not OP) popping up in people’s replies? Yeah. Confirmed. Now anyone can spin up their own “paper” that just scrapes and rewrites. And then with all the time they supposedly save, they still can’t write their own replies. 🫩 2026, man.
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Accessibility Awareness @a11yawareness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hyperlink text should make sense when read out of context. Screen reader users can navigate from link to link, and can listen to links in a list. When navigating this way, only the link is read. So "click here" or "read more" won't make sense.
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On October 1, 1978, TV show 'The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries' aired episode "The Last Kiss of Summer: Part 1"
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is not at ALL in argument with op btw, just a yes and: the reason it works is bc we've decided that - mentally ill people are write-off-able as deserving of care or respect - mental illness means EVERYTHING you say is a lie/false we can and should change the narrative across the board!!
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Mara @thecatfreaky.eurosky.social · 26/11/2024
GUYS I FOUND MY FAVOURITE THING I DID!! It's a hobbit hole book nook! I made this as a wedding present. Here it is next to lord of the rings books. I'm still so proud. I might have done it with a tutorial or not, I'm not sure. But I did buy the (unpainted) front off etsy. #lotr #hobbit #diy
A hobbit hole book nook (mini diorama) in a bookshelf next to LOTR books. The diorama shows a typical hobbit hole with a big round door in a hill. It has a painted landscape as a background and in front of the hobbit house there is a small stone stairs and a few fake grass hills. The opening behind a black frame is framed a bit by a tree trunk and a branch with greenery. Inside the book nook is passive lighting. Same as first picture but another angle where you can see a tree on top of the hill roof and a few bushes in front. You can also have a better look on the a bit overgrown front with brick details on windows and door frame. There is a small flower pot with lavender inside on the doorstep. Same picture, slightly different angleHere you can see the not quite finished book nook from the other photos. It has not top on it yet and the lighting is different because of it. There is also more detail visible since the photo is much closer.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if she's your frog gf why is she ferrying random scorpions across the river???
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@primawesome

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets anew cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Gracu ✨🌈 @prismagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fruit Outfit 02 is now available on Ko-Fi & VGEN ! ✨🏬 #art #adoptable
A pay to use outfit. The outfit is a sweater with an overall skirt over it and a neck scarf. The pockets are designed like little apples. It comes in three colour palettes; Honeycrisp which is red and orange, Golden which is yellow, and Smith which is green and yellow.
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Gracu ✨🌈 @prismagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fruit Outfit 01 is now available on Ko-Fi & VGEN ! ✨🏬 #art #adoptable
A pay to use outfit. The outfit is an off the shoulder blouse with a laced up bodice and a skirt with a pie crust pattern on it. It comes in three colour palettes; Honeycrisp in red and orange, Golden in yellow, and Smith in green and yellow.
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deck.blue @deck.blue · 29/09/2026
last time the US did this, we had 700k covid deaths because bolsonaro refused to get vaccines in time and before that, we spent 24 years in a dictatorship; our latest democracy is only 38 years old and it's being threatened once again we cannot let another bolsonaro be the president again
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Oliver 💙 @oliverniko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm glad to see so many getting their COVID boosters! Just as a reminder though, they're a layer of protection but not wholly protective in themselves. You can get the virus, pass it on and get long COVID. Wearing a respirator mask, and cleaning the air, are vital for protection too.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
amazing how the simple act of spilling something can fuck up your whole day (and life)
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Tabitha @omgtabby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most perfect art director
A black cat laying in the space made by a drawing monitor on a kickstand
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 29/09/2026
OpenAI has apologized for several security incidents and canceled the public launch of its latest advanced model. That’s not enough.
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OpenAI cancels its advanced model launch, then heads to lunch with Trump
The startup has apologized for several security incidents and canceled the public launch of its latest advanced model. That's not enough.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT'S COZY SEASON
a drawing of a cat asleep in front of a fireplace in a cozy room
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JennyOooooOoo @sleepypeep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They designed those boards with the meaningless text screenshots & big pictures of the Georgian prosecutor & her assistant, who have nothing to do with Jack Smith or his work. Excellent attempt at propaganda. In fact, teachers could use this as an example of a meaningless misinformation graphic.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't recall ever seeing anything quite like this during a Congressional hearing. And I've been in and around politics for 50 years.
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october "pre-order The Struggle Is Always Worth It now!" krausch @octoberk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
abolish DFCS and all forms of policing. this is not the answer to any social problems (and it doesn't prevent child abuse)
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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Common Dreams @commondreams.org · 29/09/2026
"No, Mr. Johnson. The 75% of Americans who oppose data centers, including a majority of Republicans, have not fallen victim to a 'Chinese psyop.'"
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Mike Johnson Blasted for Dismissing Widespread Outrage Over AI Data Centers as 'Chinese Psyop'
House Speaker Mike Johnson's claim that opposition to AI data centers is a "Chinese psyop" is a dangerous attempt to dismiss legitimate concerns about the impact of these centers on our communities and our future. Are we willing to sacrifice our environment, jobs, and humanity for the sake of unchecked technological advancement? #StopAIdatacenters #ProtectOurFuture
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deeply cruel.
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tonnerre comics @tonnerrecomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a way to make the house-work fun 🧹
digital drawing of a nude man hoovering while his gf sits on the sofa, watching as she reads a magazine.
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 29/09/2026
I’m including myself in this too. Every month is a new financial woe. I am so exhausted. Working 3 times harder to scrape by making half of what I did 3 years ago. If MAGA doesn’t completely eat shit in the midterms I’m ready to … nvm I shouldn’t say it online bc it will get me put on a watchlist.
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 29/09/2026
Wild that no officials will admit we’re in an economic DEPRESSION, not even a recession - because “THE DOW JONES!” I’ve never seen so many people go from living somewhat comfortably to barely scraping by in such a short period of time, all because NOTHING in this fuckass country is affordable.
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 29/09/2026
when i hear AI proponents talk about how AI is improving so fast (or whatever marketing), i have to ask: why are all of the AI writing tells still exactly the same, then?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the whole 'i dont like AI but THIS i can get behind' when its a story about someone pounding a trex or a minotaur is such a bad take. camp is art. real legitimate art. honestly kind of astonished to see anti-AI folks just ignoring their stated values because someones AI erotica cover made them laugh
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new: federal authorities tapped into a network of flock license plate readers and surveillance cameras owned by chicagoland police during their failed attempts to prosecute marimar martinez and anthony ruiz for following immigration agents last october.
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Feds tapped local surveillance networks in botched Chicago prosecutions - Chicago Reader
During their failed efforts to prosecute Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ruiz, federal authorities accessed a network of Chicagoland license plate readers and surveillance cameras.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 29/09/2026
Home Depot, McDonalds, and Disney are paying for Elon Musk's media platform to promote white supremacy, anti-Black racism, and antisemitism in the most reprehensible and explicit terms. Content warning: hate speech. Smash racism and antisemitism. Abolish billionaires. crimethinc.com/TwitterCanary
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look at this bastard. Has himself a little house he does.
A cat sits on a truck tire on a truck in the wheel hole or whatever the hell you call it
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 29/09/2026
“Don’t worry, using taxpayer dollars to run ominous campaign ads of the President has been done before and is completely legal… in banana republics." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
7 SUVs and 10 Homeland Security agents pulled up to a U.S. citizen’s home in Winter Springs, Florida. All over a tweet made months ago. The homeowner repeatedly demanded agents leave his property. Agents maintained the social media posts constituted potential threats that had to be investigated.
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Bex 🖤🏴 @thinlyveiledtruth.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
On my whistle kit bullshit. 110 kits total today. That's almost an entire bag of lanyards. Please send funds so I can keep making kits! TIA! #MutualAid #FuckICE #ChingaLaMigra
A pile of whistle kits. In front is the Spanish Form A Crowd zine and a whistle. Every other kit is obscured by the others. The kits also include the How To Report ICE zine with the LA UdB rapid response number.
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🕳️ @negativeinfinity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
preventable illness that disables is state violence. preventable illness that results in death is state murder. this is eugenics.
Continued circulation of COVID-19 means continued risk for reinfection, which can significantly impact health, including setting back the bas line of those who already have Long COVID. [highlight begins] There is little that people in prison can do to protect themselves; some can access surgical masks, but higher-quality masks that do more to prevent airborne contagion remain unavailable.
Other layers of protection, like isolating from those who may be sick, are completely out of a person's control in a prison setting. [/end highlight]While no systematic data are available, experts expect the Long COVID rate in prisons is high. In a 2024 preprint shared in medRxiv, a team of researchers estimated that 9,100 to 11,000 people in California alone developed Long COVID as a result of prison transmission, using data that went only through early 2022. [highlight] The disease's burden "is disproportionately on Black and Indigenous people in comparison to the state as a whole," they wrote. [/end highlight]
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
Dragonball style logo on a landscape background, saying "Draggin' Balls across my face"
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jar jar binks enthusiást @shrimpmeatmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theory stays winning
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Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We live at a time when the response to rational criticism is “white guy mad!”
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/09/2026
“Most LLMs (including those from OpenAI) are built on millions of scraped webpages and other large text datasets, and almost none of this content has been obtained with its owners’ knowledge or consent.” This is how tech executives talk when no one thinks they’re listening.
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AI exec: We may have pulled off “the largest theft of labor in human history.”
Documents from our lawsuit reveal how tech leaders talk when they think no one is listening.
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