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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙

@danbxfish.bsky.social
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🩷💜💙 Bi/Queer. He/Him. In every city, in every nation/From Lake Geneva to the Finland Station.

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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 12h
🦇 It's 👻 the 🎃 most 🕸️ wonderful 🧟‍♀️ time 🧛 of 👽 the 🕯️ year 🖖
From "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine." A Ferengi shuttle approaches the abandoned Empok Nor station floating untethered in deep space. The station is adorned with a giant "Spirit Halloween" banner.
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Dunkin’ Donuts Dunkaccino ad from “Jack and Jill”, but text now reads:

“SOMETHING’S BREWING AT…..
NFC East”
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You must only use these powers for good (anything beneficial to the Beavs)
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s cool, but I’m holding out for the Beer Dong when watching the Bulldongs:
ESPN bottom line identifying the Fresno State football team as the “Bulldongs”
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah, a “clear” extrapolation from Sebastian Gorka’s work:
Ridiculous incomprehensible diagram from the “work” of right-wing ultra crank Sebastian Gorka.

Diagram shows a black arrow from left to right with “Peacekeeping” on the left and “Thermonuclear war” on the right. Under the arrow is an oval with “Terrorism” inside and two horizontal arrows on left and right of the oval with both pointing to question marks.
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adding Paddington to my list of psychopomps…..
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Eyeball croakies” as a phrase is now rattling around in my brain in an equally unsettling way
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Synthesizer….Italian…… I got it!
Album cover for Giorgio Moroder’s album “From Here to Eternity”

The iconic image of Giorgio Moroder with dark glasses and a near-handlebar mustache, surrounded by out of focus light streams.
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Noid from Domino’s ads with the slogan edited to read “Avoid the Discourse”
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I definitely need to see it then! It’s been on my unwatched list for years and it’s ready for me now on Tubi
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Next up, is Taylor Swift aware of 1993 Canadian HIVAIDS musical Zero Patience?
en.wikipedia.org
Zero Patience - Wikipedia
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1-100: Yacht Rock
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Yacht Rock 1 HD
YouTube video by Hunter Stair
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Michael Mcdonald Yacht Rock
Alt: Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins low fiving in the all time classic Channel 101 show Yacht Rock
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Glad to see Slings & Arrows there, one of the great shows!
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The definitive summary of this story:
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THE DUMBEST BOY ALIVE. PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE SIX.
YouTube video by Jon Bois
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jeff and Doc Meet the Sun (To Heal)
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
queen of caffeine ✨
Red mug with Garfield holding a cup of coffee and looking absolutely wired, with a purple crown and ruff collar. Text above reads "Queen of Caffeine".
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Contemplative Jelly Roll with a speech bubble indicating he’s saying the text below
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mr. Robot was a documentary
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sting's Face Paint Transformation
Alt: A masked wrestler removes a Sting mask to reveal it’s Sting with identical face paint
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Gleen @glenndiggity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bluto?!
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Popeye (2/8) Movie CLIP - I'm Mean (1980) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everyone moved on to Um Jammer Lammy
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Ra's Al Ghoul @uwes98.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NIL is already set up!
Fat Boy ice cream sandwiches
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does it have a lentucular cover?
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ocho!
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Digital Spy UK • 10h
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise locationThe mall in Barbra Streisand’s house
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dominique Stiletto
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this video went semi viral on ig, thx bsky for helping me workshop it www.instagram.com/reel/DbwQRs2...
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
college football
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I would 100 percent buy YACHT ROCK on BluRay RIGHT NOW. @yachtrockpodcast.bsky.social
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Michael Mcdonald Yacht Rock
ALT: Michael Mcdonald Yacht Rock
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Ernie Reyes Jr. as Johnny: Kwan-Tsu Dudes!
Alt: Ernie Reyes Jr. as Johnny in “Surf Ninjas”: Kwan-Tsu Dudes!
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom title edited to read: National of Islam’s Wild Kingdom
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 08/02/2026
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bring it back
A can of Mtn Dew Energy Baja Blast flavor. In the words of a separate but related energy drink, “I’m on the ceiling brother!”
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No reason to be afraid of us bisexuals, we’re mostly armless
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Et Sick Et
Alt: ET after being assaulted by hammers
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Annual Programming Note: TCM's traditional July 4th airing of 1776 will be a bit early this year. 10:45 AM CT
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 26/06/2026
ninja rap
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🪊
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Michael Stipe, unamused
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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Roberto Baggio, a soccer player who famously shot over the crossbar in the 94 World Cup Final
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