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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙

@danbxfish.bsky.social

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🩷💜💙 Bi/Queer. He/Him. In every city, in every nation/From Lake Geneva to the Finland Station.

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Dunkin’ Donuts Dunkaccino ad from “Jack and Jill”, but text now reads:

“SOMETHING’S BREWING AT…..
NFC East”

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That’s cool, but I’m holding out for the Beer Dong when watching the Bulldongs:

ESPN bottom line identifying the Fresno State football team as the “Bulldongs”

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ah, a “clear” extrapolation from Sebastian Gorka’s work:

Ridiculous incomprehensible diagram from the “work” of right-wing ultra crank Sebastian Gorka.

Diagram shows a black arrow from left to right with “Peacekeeping” on the left and “Thermonuclear war” on the right. Under the arrow is an oval with “Terrorism” inside and two horizontal arrows on left and right of the oval with both pointing to question marks.

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Synthesizer….Italian…… I got it!

Album cover for Giorgio Moroder’s album “From Here to Eternity”

The iconic image of Giorgio Moroder with dark glasses and a near-handlebar mustache, surrounded by out of focus light streams.

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Noid from Domino’s ads with the slogan edited to read “Avoid the Discourse”

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Contemplative Jelly Roll with a speech bubble indicating he’s saying the text below

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

NIL is already set up!

Fat Boy ice cream sandwiches

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Digital Spy UK • 10h
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location

The mall in Barbra Streisand’s house

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom title edited to read: National of Islam’s Wild Kingdom

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Bring it back

A can of Mtn Dew Energy Baja Blast flavor. In the words of a separate but related energy drink, “I’m on the ceiling brother!”

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Michael Stipe, unamused

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Roberto Baggio, a soccer player who famously shot over the crossbar in the 94 World Cup Final

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The ducks are happy our building pool has reopened.

3 green headed ducks in the swimming pool

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The extremely janky 1995 CGI monsters from “The Langoliers” (1995) menace a man in the foreground with a plane in the background.

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

"In five years, the penis will be obsolete," said the salesman.
He paused to let this planet-shattering information sink into our amazed brains. Personally, I didn't know how many more wonders I could absorb before lunch.
"With the right promotional campaign," he went on, breath-lessly, "it might take as little as two years."

The opening paragraphs of Steel Beach by John Varley

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Scooby-Doo with a speech bubble indicating he’s saying the text in the quoted post: “Romrade”

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The Mask of Zorro (1998) poster with Zorro in silhouette; the title now reads “The Mask of Horse”

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Some very good movies in here, and also a throwaway blockbuster. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

MY UNDESIRABLE FRIENDS
PART 1 - LAST AIR IN MOSCOW *****

POLICE STORY ****

SINNERS ****1/2

THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE **1/2

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

JACOBS
BY
MARC JACOBS

FOR

MARC BY MARC JACOBS

IN COLLABORATION WITH
MARC JACOBS FOR MARC BY MARC JACOBS

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Classic example of the Ro Khanna Cycle

Picture of Ro Khanna with the following overlay:

The Ro Khanna Cycle
A two item circular cycle between ???? and ????

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

New holiday breakfast meal came off pretty well

Plate on right: huevos encobijados, a dish with over easy eggs in between two tortillas with refried beans, covered in a fried tomato/jalapeño/chile amarillo salsa and crumbled queso fresco. Avocado on the side.

Plate on left: fried halved sausages and halved concha.

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Alfred Molina from the drug dealer/Sister Christian scene in “Boogie Nights”, his gun is replaced by the eye of Sauron

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Movie poster for “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You”; A closeup image of Rose Byrne looking up.

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

The Dune movie poster, but it reads:

Free Beef
At the Les Schwab sign

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Everything’s coming up

Millhaus

The name of an apartment building

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Very “America is a Gun”

America is a Gun

England is a cup of tea.
France, a wheel of ripened brie.
Greece, a short, squat olive tree.
America is a gun.
Brazil is football on the sand.
Argentina, Maradona's hand.
Germany, an oompah band.
America is a gun.
Holland is a wooden shoe.
Hungary, a goulash stew.
Australia, a kangaroo.
America is a gun.
Japan is a thermal spring.
Scotland is a highland fling.
Oh, better to be anything than America as a gun.

Brian Bilston

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Cover to the Target novelization of Doctor Who: Kinda, by Terrance Dicks.

Peter Davison (Fifth Doctor) looks at a strange machine in an inset image.

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Garfield smoking a pipe

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Movie poster for “Todo Sobre mi Madre” (All About my Mother). Directed by Pedro Almodóvar.

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Al Pacino in Heat: “Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!”

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Daily Mail - BEWARE THE GREEN MENACE

Smockin

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Horrible Trump man’s hairline

Map of classical Anatolia

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Smockin

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

The power of the sun, you say?

Cillian Murphy contemplates the power of the sun in Sunshine

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Killer7-ass president

Menu from Suda51’s inscrutable game Killer7:

BLOOD ROOM
Thick Blood
Serum
Unable to create any more serum

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

A bottle of Porter’s Fire. Cinnamon-Vanilla Flavored Whiskey.

The label has Porter Rockwell staring eyes into your soul.

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Sometimes they fight back!

Noble warrior Frog from Chrono Trigger

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Roger Daltrey of The Who enjoying a tub of beans, a mock-up of what the bowl game should aspire to

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Christmas snacking season has begun

Trader Joe’s snacks:

1. Dark Chocolate Covered Peppermint Joe-Joe’s

2. Unexpected Cheddar Cheese Spread - Holiday Cheer - Made with Trader Joes Unexpected Cheddar Cheese, Cranberries , Riesling Wine and Cinnamon

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Album cover for King Crimson - Red, with half-shadowed headshots of guitarist and keyboardist Robert Fripp, bassist and vocalist John Wetton and drummer Bill Bruford.

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Al Pacino in the famous/infamous “she’s got a GREAT ASS!” scene in Heat

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

It’s true, I read it here:

Mosaic of ERE Emperor Justinian as the cover of Procopius’ book “The Secret History”

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

TURBO FLOYD
THE OUTRUNNERS

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS
OF AFGHANISTAN

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Wash it down with this and you’ll be levitating:

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Energy Drink

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

An edited cover of "Is the Rectum a Grave?" by Leo Bersanti which now reads: “Is Amazon a Grave?” by Some PR Person

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

The infamous Trey Wingo steak

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

The mural “Tragic Prelude” by John Steuart Curry, north wall of the Kansas State Capitol building.

John Brown in front of and between fighting Union and Confederate soldiers, holding a rifle in one hand and a bible in the other.

He has the most wild-ass look on his face, daring the slavers to come for him.

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There is no Dan, only Zuul 🩷💜💙 @danbxfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

A still from MST3k’s episode on ‘Time Chasers’: Our hero wearing a Castleton shirt with the comment from Mike and the bots: "Who am I trying to kid? I never went to Castleton."

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