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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦

@danbratton2022.bsky.social
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Dad, scientist, cyclist, works in biotech. Fan of anything that flies. Cambridge UK

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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 11h
In my local Co-op since August.
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 16h
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My personal favourite: No. 10 under the watchful eye of Dominic Cummings.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the Scottish parliament does macaroni cheese, chips and garlic bread occasionally.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AI innit.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Totally normal. As is eating it with chips.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sure these voters will lap up the whole ‘Net Zero is a scam’ shtick.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘Bogs outside were there for your…’
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wondered where the rhyme was going after ‘three penny bits’.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tough to manufacture a personality cult if you don’t actually have a personality.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😬
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great article! Good to share with kids if they’re interested in science.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is he dressed like Inspector Gadget?
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve built a time machine which needs a little tweaking because so far only Minchin, Burton and Robbins have come out of it.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This dude only has one setting.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JFC
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bollocks to 2030, scrap it now.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, who to believe?
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, I don’t think I will thanks.
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Posh families used to send their useless younger sons into the army, or failing that, the church. Now they end up as simpleton columnists with the self awareness of a water flea.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just seen my first Fieldfare on my walk.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4. Printed and mailed in job applications.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The lack of accountability here is staggering.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely an Onion headline?
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nope!
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No carbon, no alcohol.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder if Kemi’s still admires him?
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’ll get it wrong.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Copper’s don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hopefully there’s some obscure nautical sentence they can dish out, like keel-hauling or some such.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I believe we should be making more of a fuss about this, guys. Our objections only gets traction if we make politicians very visibly aware of them. Email your MP! Write a letter!
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m a constituent by the way.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@pippaheylings.bsky.social Hi, I’m concerned about the rise of far right activists blocking infrastructure and threatening RNLI volunteers at sea with apparent impunity. Is they any pressure you can put on the government to ensure these actions are appropriately responded to by the police?
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve written to my MP, the Home Secretary and the PM this morning demanding that the government take action to defend the RNLI and clamp down on these far-right “activists”, who need to be arrested and charged for the criminal offences in this thread alone, as well as others in recent weeks.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let them?
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, that’s them. Three top 20 hits in 1120.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This serving of AI slop history on Facebook has had a nightmare with its picture selection.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Always the best form of fuck up.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thread.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No idea what I’ve done to deserve this in my Facebook algorithm.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To fix the plane. They keep it next to the WD 40. Probably holds the wings on.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Might rejoin Twitter to read Lilico and Hannan’s reaction to this.
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They walk among us.
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