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Dana

@danatyphon.bsky.social
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Somewhat successful gardener; less than successful writer. Hill person and sometimes historian. Warden to my beloved Mathonwy 💍⚔️❤️. (They/Them/Their/Theirs)

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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only reason I think you shouldn't bring iced coffee to a job interview is that it's important to see if the interviewer offers you a refreshment, and if they don't then you don't want to work there!
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to write something about skeletons today, and there is always something delightful about a paragraph that uses the words "bone" and "bones" multiple times.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had an idea for one of those, "Gonna to tell the kids something is something else" jokes, but I forgot what it was.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only thing worse than getting software updates is not getting software updates.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jedi Knight was basically the first game I owned outright, back when you could own games outright! Also back when live action cutscenes were a thing!
Three silly little Sith guys in the Star Wars game. One has a blindfold, one is doing a big smile, and one has strong mom energy.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Harry Potter at least had two important derivative works: The Methods of Rationality and My Immortal. One is a puerile power fantasy, laughably badly written, with a less than adolescent insight into the world, and a tragically transparent author insert main character. The other is My Immortal.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was starting to think I was a fan of database theory, but I now realize what I'm actually a fan of is when something is intuitively easy to understand but difficult to explain in words and someone finds a really good way to describe it.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Master of the Mint not a fan of Jonathon Archer, I guess.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Update your priors!
The Doci from Stargate SG-1 giving fresh instructions to senior religious followers, he's updating his Priors.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dang, I really thought I'd caught all of them
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Following an awkward birthday party, a group of friends struggle to return a gift.
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mine is the Dragon Age series. The games appeal to me in theory, but I've never enjoyed playing them and I can't really explain why.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I didn't win the lottery yesterday, I was mis-sold a lottery ticket. I want my £2.50 back!
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Mathonwy @mathonwy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dana: *reveals camisole strap* Me: *reveals camisole strap back, grinning* Dana: ... Me: ...This is flirting, right? Dana: *blushes bashfully* Me: Ok, it is flirting.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm not saying AO3 is a good website, far from it, but it is the only one I know of that lets you exclude Harry Potter content with a simple checkbox.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I got an ad for Starlink today. I live in a rural area and, on consideration, if the only way for me to have fast internet was Starlink, I simply would not use the internet.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My tablet froze and I shook it like an Etch A Sketch thinking that would help for some reason...
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I want you all to see these cows!
Two ruddy brown highland cows, an adult and a calf, standing in a field. They have coarse curly hair. The cow is in profile behind and has long curved horns. The calf is in front looking directly at the camera and is sticking its tongue out slightly.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cait, Ce, Cirig, Fib, Fidach, Fotla, Fortriu
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I had a dream that I shaved. Then I wake up and realize that, no, I still have to do that today :-(
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Time to get something off my chest...I kind of like nu-metal!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I heard the cuckoo today! One swallow may not make a summer, but one cuckoo absolutely does make a spring!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sometimes when @mathonwy.bsky.social goes out of the room, she starts a video playing for me so I don't get bored! It's very wholesome! 🥰
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I found some really big worms in the garden, absolute whoppers! Sometimes I'm disappointed with my garden, but it's nice to be reminded that even if I don't always get what I expected, it's still doing some good.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I literally laughed until I cried!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I honestly would never make it in Starfleet. Always in Star Trek there's some peril and it's like, "We're all going to die in 7 minutes unless..." And I would have to give up right there because there is no task that I could possibly accomplish in less than 7 minutes no matter how high the stakes.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Here are some nice mushrooms
A family of tiny white fir cone mushrooms grow from a fallen fir cone on a bed of fuzzy green moss. All photos by me
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Frank made a non binary character and didn’t even know it.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
What dissapointed me about the Dune movies is that the reason Paul Atreides can do things like use the Voice and drink the Water of Life is just that he's a special boy when it's supposed to be because he's non-binary.
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Mathonwy @mathonwy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I don't know who made this or why, but this is Dana and me.
Prince Philip and Princess Aurora reimagined as a lesbian couple.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 17/03/2026
Dune 1: Revolution Guaranteed, No Galactic War Dune 2: Oh, They Got This All Screwed Up Dune 3: Revolution Guaranteed? No! Galactic War!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
*Showing people my hometown*: I remember when this was all fields...Oh, it still is. Well I remember when this one house had a little statue in the garden but then my friend stole it.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"You got into minas tirith" asks a man 
A flaming wolf head responds "What, like it's hard?"

Bkue text, pink background, woman with grandson face. LEGALLY GRONDE
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If you work a 9-5 there's just no prospect of seeing a Sorcerer these days
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sherlock Holmes: As you can see from the scratches around the keyhole, whoever lives here is clearly an alcoholic with an unsteady hand. Me: Aha! You're wrong, I'm actually just a clumsy oaf! Holmes: So you don't drink then? Me: Uh...I don't have to answer that, you're not even a real cop!
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Baradur in charcoal from 2019
Illustration on gray paper of the tower of baradur done in charcoal with a bit of chalk. Above the tower is a crescent moon and the tower is enveloped in wispy clouds
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Do you ever read a news story and just not believe a single word?
An electrician has told the BBC how he set up an illegal meter bypass for a friend's business, only for the shop to burn down weeks later. 

He is warning families struggling to pay soaring fuel bills not to "dice with death" to save money, as a BBC investigation reveals energy theft has risen sharply in the cost-of-living crisis.

Tony, not his real name, from Manchester, said: "I've been doing sparking for the last 30 years and what I've seen over the last four or five years is horrendous.

"I do a lot of inspections and come across DIY tampering most days - often in houses where kids are running about. If they put their hands in the board, they're dead."
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I was at one of those parties today like in that song. You know, where you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry...In fairness it was a funeral.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ever have a dream that you're doing admin and computer stuff and something goes wrong and it gets really stressful? Then you wake up and realize it was just a dream and think what a relief that is because you can get up and go back to doing admin and computer stuff?
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Mathonwy @mathonwy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Dana and I are your typical New England lesbians driving a Suburu and looking around for a good all-night diner after drinking microbrews at the goth club.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Something just got dropped in the kitchen! :o
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My problem with this Ancient Geek Batman helmet is that it's not outrageous enough, authentic Greek Bronze Age armour was ridiculous in the best possible way.
The Batman armor from the coming Odyssey film. It looks like black plastic with cut out eye peices, like Batman's cowl only sporting a black crest like a Greek helmet.This reconstructed bronze age Mycenaean armor is basically a tube made of metal bands that completely enclose the hips and a kind of shapless bronze torso piece. A high bronze turtleneck covers most of the face. It comes with a conical helmet made of boar tusks.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Tha piotsa blasta!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
My mocha turned out really well, today is a good day after all!
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Atla Hrafney @atlathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Work is boring, time to drink a mocha!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I've already achieved a lot this year: Earlier I noticed the TV volume was at 31, but it sounded fine so I just left it.
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Mathonwy @mathonwy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Cocksure implies the existence of henambivalent.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Doing a great job of getting through the day without coffee, only to realize I actually drank two cups of coffee without even noticing!
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