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Dana

@danatyphon.bsky.social
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Somewhat successful gardener; less than successful writer. Hill person and sometimes historian. Warden to my beloved Mathonwy 💍⚔️❤️. (They/Them/Their/Theirs)

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Mathonwy, Lady Gravenstein 🍏🎃 @mathonwy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The great IRN BRU heist of 2026! www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-n...
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Stolen Irn-Bru lorry carrying £30,000 haul tracked south of Scottish border
A lorry containing over 41,000 bottles of Irn-Bru has been stolen from a Cumbernauld depot in Scotland
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was wondering if physical memos carried the same aura of despair as an email, now I know.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One thing that fascinates me is memos. I'm just old enough to know what they are and just young enough that I never had to deal with them. I wonder what it felt like to receive a memo.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We can frolic in the woods too, like in my dream!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will take you to a tower deep in the woods, my love! We'll both be safe there! 🌳🏰🌲
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋🥰
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Superman standing over an unconscious Lex Luthor. He is saying: You could have saved the world years ago if it mattered to you, Luthor. Jeff Bezos looks like Lex Luthor, so that's the connection there. I'm not saying someone should knock out Bezos, I'm just saying he's not really going to help anyone either.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't figure out what this means at all. It's kind of brilliant though, like Simpsons dialogue at it's best.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do remember it was so good!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Agree, it would be bad but doable. I've seen food challenges where they have to eat like 4 footlongs, and it doesn't look pleasant but it doesn't look difficult either.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My toxic trait is that I think I could have finished the 10ft hoagie before it went bad.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Invite me into your place of business and don't offer hospitality? What are you planning to murder me and don't want it to be under trust? I know what you're up to.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only reason I think you shouldn't bring iced coffee to a job interview is that it's important to see if the interviewer offers you a refreshment, and if they don't then you don't want to work there!
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to write something about skeletons today, and there is always something delightful about a paragraph that uses the words "bone" and "bones" multiple times.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's OK, I'm gonna tell the kids that this is a normal part of the ageing process.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had an idea for one of those, "Gonna to tell the kids something is something else" jokes, but I forgot what it was.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only thing worse than getting software updates is not getting software updates.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like watching you play NES games!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Average queer friend group too, btw!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jedi Knight was basically the first game I owned outright, back when you could own games outright! Also back when live action cutscenes were a thing!
Three silly little Sith guys in the Star Wars game. One has a blindfold, one is doing a big smile, and one has strong mom energy.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Harry Potter at least had two important derivative works: The Methods of Rationality and My Immortal. One is a puerile power fantasy, laughably badly written, with a less than adolescent insight into the world, and a tragically transparent author insert main character. The other is My Immortal.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was starting to think I was a fan of database theory, but I now realize what I'm actually a fan of is when something is intuitively easy to understand but difficult to explain in words and someone finds a really good way to describe it.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Master of the Mint not a fan of Jonathon Archer, I guess.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This might be a bit obscure, but I made myself laugh at least
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Update your priors!
The Doci from Stargate SG-1 giving fresh instructions to senior religious followers, he's updating his Priors.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
RIP, a friend of mine used to live opposite the Louden, I always had a good chuckle about it when I went to visit him, never felt brave enough to go inside though!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Congratulations!!!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How about "The Panacea" or is that too obscure?
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm here! I will protect you from the guillotine, you're not that kind of princess anyway!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dang, I really thought I'd caught all of them
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fair enough, Mad Max films all have similar plots, but I think that's a plus. It's good for a storyteller to know their limitations, lol
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The first one is The Fellowship of the Ring, the second one is The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2)
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've used that one before so how about: People stuck at a fuel station argue about the value of gasoline.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Following an awkward birthday party, a group of friends struggle to return a gift.
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Don't worry, he gets many pets
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
😍
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You're always very sweet and cute!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have a ridiculous amount of notebooks, and coloring pencils, and regular pencils, just an abundance of stationary all around.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mine is the Dragon Age series. The games appeal to me in theory, but I've never enjoyed playing them and I can't really explain why.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Don't worry, I wouldn't really sell you to anyone!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I didn't win the lottery yesterday, I was mis-sold a lottery ticket. I want my £2.50 back!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😘💋💋💋💋
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Mathonwy, Lady Gravenstein 🍏🎃 @mathonwy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dana: *reveals camisole strap* Me: *reveals camisole strap back, grinning* Dana: ... Me: ...This is flirting, right? Dana: *blushes bashfully* Me: Ok, it is flirting.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Highland cows!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That's pretty cool, I think it's a great policy
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm not saying AO3 is a good website, far from it, but it is the only one I know of that lets you exclude Harry Potter content with a simple checkbox.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fortunately I live under Scottish broadband communism and I have full fibre despite living on a farm!
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I got an ad for Starlink today. I live in a rural area and, on consideration, if the only way for me to have fast internet was Starlink, I simply would not use the internet.
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Dana @danatyphon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You're in the green zone!
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