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Dan

@dan81275.bsky.social
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49, Cat lover, pizza connoisseur. I have never seen a Netflix show. I ignore Crypto accounts, and I'm not paying to see your OnlyFans.

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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Real love is when you can love the unlovable.
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jimmyzn.bsky.social @jimmyzn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#MusicalLiterature A Midsummer Night's Dream Lover
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a curtain with a sign that says party music on it .
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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Sure filling my neighbours gas tank with water is bad But dumping 75 bags of pancake mix into my neighbours pool is batter
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#MusicalLiterature Secluded Cabin Sleeps Six The Musical
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#MusicalLiterature (The) West Blind Side Story
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#MusicalLiterature Green Eggs and Hamilton
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MeowlMadness @meowlmadness.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
🤬😹🦉 #TheWaysIExpressMyself
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A little late in the day, but that other app (Twitter) tells me that today is @stinkythinktank.bsky.social 's birthday. Enjoy the cake! I hope you've had a great birthday.
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Formerly Oorannob @butlertouchton.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#QOTD What religious or civic organization do you donate to or volunteer for? Please comment or gif as you wish…
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Leave me alone for a while. #IJustWantToPlayWith my elf.
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#IJustWantToPlayWith is this week's #SassySundays #HashtagGame ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @SagaSays.bsky.social and @GrossMzconduct.bsky.social and Special Guests @Dan81275.bsky.social and #telliabear !
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Bringing back eradicated diseases was never a good idea. And i don’t know what the fuck is wrong with people (except everything) who inflict preventable disease on the children they claim to love.
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Formerly Oorannob @butlertouchton.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
#QOTD Who or what is your favorite saint? Please comment or gif as you wish…
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I think #ItsTimeForANew way to get to work, or maybe it's time for a new job.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
#ItsTimeForANew Bottle of sunscreen and some shorts. 56 days until Bermuda!
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
#ItIsTimeForANew is the debut of the #FeelGoodDaytime #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social and @feelgooddaytime.bsky.social ! (Please follow this new game's account ❤️)
Artist Credit: @FeelGoodOnBluesky.bsky.social for the @FeelGoodDaytime.bsky.social Hashtag Game
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
#ItsTimeForANew Refrigerator. Mine started buzzing last night, and now it seems like there is a freight train in my kitchen. I didn't need this expense right now.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I think #ItsTimeForANew car. This one doesn't look like it can be driven anymore.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#FitnessInASongOrMovie Exercise Wide Shut
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#FitnessInASongOrMovie Strength Training Day
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#FitnessInASongOrMovie Dude, Where's My Cardio?
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#FitnessInASongOrMovie Push UP
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Things I didn't learn in church.
Your religion does not prohibit me from anything. It prohibited you. Learn the difference.
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Dingo Jackson @thedingodaily.com · 30/03/2025
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
If you're #NotInTheMoodFor Your brownie, I'll take it. That looks really good!
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Traffic this morning. I don't want to be late for work!
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
If you're #NotInTheMoodFor A joke today, read this one. It's a bit long, but it's funny.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Another boring night at home, so I bought my wife some of this fruit that I found at the store. I hope it works.
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Leandra @leandraus.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
We're #NotInTheMoodFor your terrible cooking
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Being prostituted today, so I won't steal anything when I go to Target.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I was #NotInTheMoodFor pizza today, but both Chinese and Mexican food are more expensive, so I didn't have much of a choice. Thankfully, this tasted better than it looked.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor The truth. Maybe tomorrow.
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Leandra @leandraus.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I'm #NotInTheMoodFor your feelings
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying save your tears honey
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor People tweeting about baseball for the next 6 months on "X," but I'm also not in the mood for non-stop political commentary here. I have to somehow find a balance between the two.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor A potluck dinner. I still have nightmares about the Spaghetti-O and Vienna sausage gelatin mold from the last potluck I went to. 🤢
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Your verbal abuse every day. I quit!
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor another fake friend, John!🦉💢 #BlanketFortTags #HashtagGame
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor A banana in my tailpipe
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Your shenanigans and malarkey!
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Having an orange mock me. It is going right in the trash!
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
🐧✨ #NotInTheMoodFor your bullshit, penguin.🦉🖕 #BlanketFortTags #HashtagGame
Anime emperor penguin, with the subtitles "I'm in the mood today to be praised by others."Image of an Adelie penguin, with comedy descriptions of various body parts: Tiny eyes where a soul used to be, Shite mohawk, Beak used for picking at dead children, Tummy is a sled, Wings for no fucking reason, Legs that look like a old mans scrotum

Text on the right:

PENGUIN FACTS

Penguins don't pay Tax
They vomit on their children
Can't drive
Refuse to speak English
Can't work or WON'T WORK?
Bastards
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor A robot to follow me around the store. This kid loved it, though.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Smonday. It should start in about 24 hours, at 6 p.m. ET.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Anyone misspelling my name. Get your act together, Starbucks! *This was not actually mine
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Suddenly, I'm #NotInTheMoodFor lunch anyway. Hopefully, this will be fixed by the time I come back next week.
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Dan @dan81275.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#NotInTheMoodFor Parking between the lines today.
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@Bella's Blanket Fort @blanketforttags.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hello friends, thanks for joining us today! ❤️🤩🥰 Let's play: #NotInTheMoodFor with your host @HelenMaryMe.bsky.social and my special guest host @dan81275.bsky.social !
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