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Dennis Liggio

@damnedlies.bsky.social
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Author, bad at social media, weak to hostess fruit pies. Once called “the Jean Claude Van Damme of literature” and he’s never gonna let that die. dennisliggio.com

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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How to Use Words substack.com/@dennisliggi...
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How to Use Words
One of the most essential tips that separates good writing from bad writing is knowing how many pieces of information are conveyed by your sentences.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is still one of my favorite things ever said about my writing.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Cool kickstarter from a friend. Check it out!
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Dead Money: A Western Horror Comic Book
A black-and-white, classic Western limited series shrouded in cosmic dread.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Frankly I don't think America deserves a birthday party this year.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/06/2025
My #makeaterriblecomicday entry #makeaterriblecomicday2025
Comic drawing. A fat chihuahua looks perturbed in a dog bed.

DOG: Mom…someone PEED in my bed
ME: Yes. It was you
DOG: There was PEE in it
ME: Yes. Because you peed in it
DOG: Who could have DONE this…
ME: You did it and I washed it
DOG: I must solve this mystery…Alone…
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 25/06/2025
Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics
For decades, we’ve seen countless video games objectify the female form with tacky, over-the-top jiggle physics on comically large breasts. Ever since the dawn of…
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Meg Syv @megsyv.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You: I'm so sorry for talking so much about something that makes me happy and enthusiastic for lif- Me: *PUNCHES YOU* Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 23/06/2025
This Film Adaptation of a Popular Video Game Is True to the Source Material: Everyone on Set Was Just Laid Off
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This Film Adaptation of a Popular Video Game Is True to the Source Material: Everyone on Set Was Just Laid Off
LOS ANGELES — In a surprise move, Warner Brothers Discovery has laid off everyone working on its upcoming unannounced video game adaptation. David Zaslav, WBD…
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Daphne from Scooby Doo holding a smoking gun, walking through a room with dead (shot) KKK members in full white dress.
 
"Well, gosh darn it
This one isn't a real ghost either!"
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Happy Juneteenth!
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/06/2025
this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Top image:
Goku and Vegeta in a rocky climate. "Let's fight somewhere empty"

Bottom image:
Goku and Vegeta fighting at Trump's military parade with lots of empty seats
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Jem and the Holograms performing. 

Caption:
"AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN, I WILL MAKE YOU HURT"
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Froody:
Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they'd breed is such a cop out. Like, you're cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are this dumb Victor. You're a doctor.

froody:
the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
People who care about that cringy thing you did 10 years ago

Key:
Blue = Other People
Orange = You

The diagram circle is entirely orange. ENTIRELY ORANGE!!
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Cybertronic Spree @cybertronicspree.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
🚫👑
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Saw this great exchange in X of Swords highlighting the dangers of righteousness
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts If in the process of upvoting, you accidentally click on their character and start loading their Highlight, don’t worry you can cancel it by – sorry, just kidding. You can’t cancel that. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"Violence is never the solution"
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 10/06/2025
Zack Snyder Fans Worried New Superman Movie Will Show Him Rescuing Someone hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Zack Snyder Fans Worried New Superman Movie Will Show Him Rescuing Someone
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Fans of director Zack Snyder voiced their concerns that the new Superman movie from James Gunn might feature the iconic character…
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts When the rewards popups shows up at the end of a match, making it hard to click on the middle two players to upvote them, this is by design. The system has determined that those two players are jerks. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Lou Anders @louanders.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Still laughing at this. #NoNazisinValhalla
Comic. Text “Dad, I’m gay.” “Son, if you disrespect the Lord, he’ll smite you with a bolt of lightning…. Wait, I’m thinking of Thor. And I’m pretty sure Thor isn’t such a snowflake bitch about other people’s sexualities.”
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts If you don’t have Pure Chaos at home, store bought is fine. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts It’s only a Payload when it’s from the region of TeamFortressia, otherwise it’s just Sparkling Get On The Fucking Cart. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
RIP Jonathan Joss (December 22nd 1965 - June 1st 2025).
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
GREGGY
@itmegreggy

[extremely Rammstein voice]

Picture of google search, with suggestions for search. The suggestions are:
do
do hats
do hats fit

next are two reply posts:

do hats fit my frog

do hats fit my frog or do they fit my dog
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts When your team is losing and needs to rally, there are two heroes who are excellent choices to turn the tide. Neither of them are Hawkeye or Black Widow. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts If your team already has three duelists, the game actually won’t penalize you if you choose someone other than Moon Knight. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts Whenever you use the Gold Rank Emma Frost skin, she is humming “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time” the entire match. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Rainbow unicorn on a black and white background of brush. The unicorn's face is a skull and fire burns the ground in its wake.
A banner is swept in the wind from its neck. It says:
WE CALLED OFF PRIDE
NOW IT'S GAY WRATH MONTH
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts Maximum Pulse was originally the name of a line of Stark branded vibrators until a series of Extremis-related injuries took them off the market. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts: Jeff the Land Shark's full name is Jefferson Theodore Lando Sharkington III. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @infern0ant.blacksky.app · 30/05/2025
It’s day ONE and I’m already over this new Marvel Rivals meta..
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Finally back on here after my computer dying and not having the money to fix it.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Stumbled on this meme from a few years ago that was much like recent conversations.
Me watching
Horror
Left side, Sam Neil (from In the Mouth of Madness) in a movie theater with popcorn, a dumb grin on his face
Caption: WHEN PEOPLE GET KILLED

Right side
Sam Neil also from In the Mouth of Madness in a bus with a blue filter screaming in sadness and horror
Caption: WHEN A DOG GETS KILLED
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Kids these days will never know the copy protection of consulting a specific page in the game's manual or a cardboard wheel for the correct world that would allow you to play the game.
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Trans people deserve to exist! Pass it the fuck on.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Parody of Goya's Saturn Eating His Child this is a giant hot dog holding a smaller hotdog in his hands, his mouth open to take a bite.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
🆚Six arms 🆚Zero chill 🆚Fighting to the top of the arena and beyond 🆚Progression fantasy 🆚Anti authoritarian 🆚Living it up at the bottom of Vajra City 🆚Mutated arena fighters 🆚Friendship & Revenge 🆚350 pages 🆚First in a series #booksky 📚 #progresionfantasy #fantasy
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Image is a drawing from wikihow. A woman is in a hospital bed, she has tubes into her nose and arm. Next to the bed a man in a blue shirt holds a hand to his mouth.
Panel 1: Woman: Kevin, I'm dying.
Panel 2: Woman: Please stop beatboxing.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Anime girl, slightly blush and sweat pointing to a piece of paper.
She says, "THIS IS THE COLD HARD TRUTH."
The paper says, "You are loved, Your brain is just mean sometimes"
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Mia Tsai says buy her books @itsamia.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
no. people see us as servants with divinely granted powers, which makes it unfair. how could a servant have something their betters lack? when their betters are providing the paycheck? i speak as a working musician who quit gigging because i was tired of being the help.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Caption:
When you bite into the food and it's too
hot so you gotta do the reverse blow
technique

Photo:
Street and a building with the sign:
HSFCHSFCHSF
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The gamer realization.. right up there with when the game autosaves going into the room, or your companion out of nowhere says something about a tough battle or a bad feeling. Quicksave time!
Joey from friends meme
Top Panel:
Find lots of
healing things in a
game
Pictured: Joey sitting looking down with a smile

Bottom half:
Find lots of
healing things in a
game
Pictured: Joey in same position, now wide eyed in shock due to the realization
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