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Dennis Liggio

@damnedlies.bsky.social
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Author, bad at social media, weak to hostess fruit pies. Once called “the Jean Claude Van Damme of literature” and he’s never gonna let that die. dennisliggio.com

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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How to Use Words substack.com/@dennisliggi...
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How to Use Words
One of the most essential tips that separates good writing from bad writing is knowing how many pieces of information are conveyed by your sentences.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's good to see you again! Yes, I can't believe it's been so long already!
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is still one of my favorite things ever said about my writing.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Cool kickstarter from a friend. Check it out!
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Dead Money: A Western Horror Comic Book
A black-and-white, classic Western limited series shrouded in cosmic dread.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Frankly I don't think America deserves a birthday party this year.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I'm glad we're spending billions of dollars on and ruining our environment for this.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/06/2025
My #makeaterriblecomicday entry #makeaterriblecomicday2025
Comic drawing. A fat chihuahua looks perturbed in a dog bed.

DOG: Mom…someone PEED in my bed
ME: Yes. It was you
DOG: There was PEE in it
ME: Yes. Because you peed in it
DOG: Who could have DONE this…
ME: You did it and I washed it
DOG: I must solve this mystery…Alone…
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 25/06/2025
Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics
For decades, we’ve seen countless video games objectify the female form with tacky, over-the-top jiggle physics on comically large breasts. Ever since the dawn of…
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Meg Syv @megsyv.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You: I'm so sorry for talking so much about something that makes me happy and enthusiastic for lif- Me: *PUNCHES YOU* Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Whatever you do to the yeast of these, you do unto me
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It's always non-fans of a thing in an echo chamber of non fans of the thing with hot takes about something that doesn't mean anything to them. It also reveals no knowledge or insight into the topic, just grumpiness. These hot takes are as cold as an unmicrowaved Hot Pocket.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 23/06/2025
This Film Adaptation of a Popular Video Game Is True to the Source Material: Everyone on Set Was Just Laid Off
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This Film Adaptation of a Popular Video Game Is True to the Source Material: Everyone on Set Was Just Laid Off
LOS ANGELES — In a surprise move, Warner Brothers Discovery has laid off everyone working on its upcoming unannounced video game adaptation. David Zaslav, WBD…
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It's even more successful, because this meme misses that whole week of LA Ice, tackling a senator, the death of a state rep and an attack of a state senator the feds still won't call terrorism, etc... All of which happened between the elon musk feud and the current fires.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die."
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Daphne from Scooby Doo holding a smoking gun, walking through a room with dead (shot) KKK members in full white dress.
 
"Well, gosh darn it
This one isn't a real ghost either!"
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Anime girl with minigun

subtitle:
"I'll finish off the beast with my healing powers!"
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I also looked and Spirit Riding Free got 78 episodes. Gabby's Dollhouse has 76 episodes across 11 seasons and future seasons listed on netflix through season 16.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Before Netflix pulled it off the service, Voltron had 8 seasons and 78 episodes.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"You know how some people have THREE nipples? They have to come from SOMEWHERE, so..." <shrug>
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Happy Juneteenth!
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The biggest exporter of asbestos? Russia.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/06/2025
this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is the mindset behind so many evils in our society - homophobia, racism, transphobia, classism, etc. "I don't like YOUR thing that doesn't affect me, I shouldn't have to just ignore it or learn tolerance, YOU need to change it so it doesn't offend me!"
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Top image:
Goku and Vegeta in a rocky climate. "Let's fight somewhere empty"

Bottom image:
Goku and Vegeta fighting at Trump's military parade with lots of empty seats
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Jem and the Holograms performing. 

Caption:
"AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN, I WILL MAKE YOU HURT"
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Froody:
Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they'd breed is such a cop out. Like, you're cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are this dumb Victor. You're a doctor.

froody:
the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
People who care about that cringy thing you did 10 years ago

Key:
Blue = Other People
Orange = You

The diagram circle is entirely orange. ENTIRELY ORANGE!!
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Cybertronic Spree @cybertronicspree.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
🚫👑
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh it's the plot of Lawnmower Man!
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I feel like Vegeta would be a selfish lover, unless you figured out the triggers for his secret arc where he cries he realizes he's a sub.
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Saw this great exchange in X of Swords highlighting the dangers of righteousness
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts If in the process of upvoting, you accidentally click on their character and start loading their Highlight, don’t worry you can cancel it by – sorry, just kidding. You can’t cancel that. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"Violence is never the solution"
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 10/06/2025
Zack Snyder Fans Worried New Superman Movie Will Show Him Rescuing Someone hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Zack Snyder Fans Worried New Superman Movie Will Show Him Rescuing Someone
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Fans of director Zack Snyder voiced their concerns that the new Superman movie from James Gunn might feature the iconic character…
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
ALT: a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts When the rewards popups shows up at the end of a match, making it hard to click on the middle two players to upvote them, this is by design. The system has determined that those two players are jerks. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Lou Anders @louanders.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Still laughing at this. #NoNazisinValhalla
Comic. Text “Dad, I’m gay.” “Son, if you disrespect the Lord, he’ll smite you with a bolt of lightning…. Wait, I’m thinking of Thor. And I’m pretty sure Thor isn’t such a snowflake bitch about other people’s sexualities.”
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts If you don’t have Pure Chaos at home, store bought is fine. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Marvel Rivals True Facts It’s only a Payload when it’s from the region of TeamFortressia, otherwise it’s just Sparkling Get On The Fucking Cart. #marvelrivals #marvelrivalsfacts #marvelrivalstruefacts
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Every time a game developer fails to put a cave behind a waterfall, an angel loses their wings.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Oh yeah, I know that era well. And then downloading supposed nude images of Gates McFaddon at 1200 baud and getting interrupted in the middle. I do recall finding a porn stash in my dad's stuff that I think was mostly confiscated from an older brother. So I'm glad for that good experience.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
RIP Jonathan Joss (December 22nd 1965 - June 1st 2025).
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Porn, uh, finds a way.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Oh, that makes more sense then. I wasn't sure if he was being dramatic.
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sextris
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Dennis Liggio @damnedlies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
But why burn them? Would just throwing them out not be enough?
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