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David J

@damjef.bsky.social
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The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 13h
“Not that fucking bear again!”
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 23h
What’s the opposite of The Climb?
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got to love a dropped cake. #bakeoff
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Nicholas Pegg @nicholaspegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flashback to that Sky News classic in February 2020, when the then Home Secretary Priti Patel demonstrated, over and over again, that she thought ‘counter-terrorism’ meant the same as ‘terrorism’. It wasn’t just a momentary slip of the tongue. She said it nine times. Here’s how Michael Spicer coped.
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The Room Next Door - Priti Patel
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well there was Fredo, Dildo, and Pugh, another Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and erm ... Grubb. Then Jar Jar Binks, Zippy... erm... Gary?
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Primavera, yet again, with the line up of the summer.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#My9Albums
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* ignore previous post *
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks J. I instinctively didn’t buy it cos of how it was written but it’s now reached the stage where people are announcing it all over the place.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has anyone confirmed anything official about Annie Hardy? There was an RIP post on her IG last night but some people in the comments were saying it was a joke (which in all honesty would be a very AH thing to do). Seeing other people announcing it but it all seems based on the same post.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferrari ruining everybody’s Sunday again.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sure, what Man City have done is bad but it’s still nowhere near as bad as a three week international break.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah we did that as well. Bus over from Menaggio or something like that. Have fun.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice. We stayed directly across from Bellagio in Cadenabbia (admittedly about 18 years ago). If you get a chance try and get to Lenno to go to the Villa Balbianello. Especially if you're a Star Wars fan.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's incredible. Whereabouts are you?
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I sold my first record on Discogs the other week. I am officially downsizing!
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best wishes Chris. It’s incredible how any time I have found myself in A&E it always seems to be a Saturday.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is unsettling, incendiary, vital, and a work of genius. Might be a bit much for anyone having a fun Friday night tho. PISS - blocking a scene you can't remember youtu.be/ShDocSCuiIU?...
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PISS - blocking a scene you can't remember (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PISS
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors
Joe Lycett carrying a prop gravestone
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe she’ll be kept just cos she has slightly more heat on her than Jerry. 50-50 tho.
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Jack King-Offerman @gorgeouswoman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
amol rajan looks like if there was a batman villain called “the rapist”
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taking out Richard E Grant and Hannah Fry is just God balancing up the books for giving us Major Anal
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh Hannah you’re totally dead now
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This two person shortlist is one of the dumbest things they’ve done. What if one of them gets banished?!?
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I swear if Hannah Fry gets murdered tonight I will find you and fuck up your shit Jerry Hall.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Miranda Hart coming out the grave looking like Zombie Hitler 💀 #CelebrityTraitors
Miranda Hart with dirt smudges on her top lip
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I swear to God if they get rid of Ross Kemp second I may never come back down.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hankies and hand cream at the ready.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Saved by the coyote.
The A.I. Doc - 2.5 stars
Coyote vs Acme - 4.5 stars
Unabomber - 2 stars
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma - 2 stars
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good thinking of Suella Braverman to get everyone to stop posting that video of her making an arse of herself on TV last night by making an arse of herself on TV this morning.
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Luke Turner @luketurner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The hedonism of Elastica feels especially relevant in a pop world whose biggest star is Charli xcx. Like brat, Elastica exudes a sleazy smokers’ area glamour" lovely writing by @msclairebiddles.bsky.social on one of the best albums of the mid-90s thequietus.com/quietus-revi...
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Reissue of the Week: Elastica's Debut Album is "Untouchable Louche Perfection" | The Quietus
Claire Biddles returns to Elastica's debut album and finds it short and perfectly formed; even with some extra tracks thrown in.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only getting around to the full album now but my gods this is definitely going to be in my end of year lists... open.spotify.com/album/06CjF8...
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Popstar - Album by Tinashe | Spotify
Tinashe · album · 2026 · 16 songs
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Keep the faith. There is no way on earth they get this wrong.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol Rajan is an anagram of Major Anal. That is all you need to know.
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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp is going to lose his shit by Day 2. Going on the rampage smashing the place up DID YOU JUST BOIL THE KETTLE NEAR ME
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Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I’ve accidentally outed myself as a Traitor” #CelebrityTraitors
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is going to be a long 23 hrs.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I AM FULLY ERECT!!!!
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp. What a fanny.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The sheer joy I would get from Rajan being the first to die might be impossible to contain. Please let it happen. It’s surely the only reason he’s there.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Amol Rajan’s head they renamed this show Amol Rajan’s Celebrity Traitors.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going into Celebrity Traitors with the following preconceptions: 5 that I actively dislike 5 that I plain don't know 4 that I'm a bit suspicious of 4 that I'm ok with 3 that I like More on these developments as we get them.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's right, you can only borrow up to the home report value - at least that's the case in Scotland. I can't imagine why it would be different elsewhere.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The magic wiggle room that everyone on C4 property shows seem to have.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching Location Location Location is now complete rage bait for me. A pair of cunts with bang average jobs, no property to sell, and somehow have a £750k budget. Get yerselves tae fuck.
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