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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Went to a furniture shop because they had a sale on. Won £250 to spend in store as I walked in the door. Left having ordered a new sofa. It arrives early December. I’ll be off work for a month then. Currently cancelling all plans so I don’t have to move off of it

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You think you’ve got problems, I’ve been bitten on my forehead, I’m allergic, it’s huge and I look like a unicorn

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I woke up optimistic and excited to speak to someone today but the call never came and then I didn’t get paid as promised for a job so couldn’t do what I wanted to do tonight. It’s all the little disappointments, isn’t it. They mount up

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Went into a shop today that sells spell books and candles and tarot cards and things like that. Spent ages in there and I am so ready for my witchy era

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ever get the feeling you’re being watched and probably being judged and so you turn around and #caturday

A small grey Cornish Rex cat sat on a kitchen bar stool, staring at me

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Alright, lads? I’ve just found a pair of pristine £200+ jeans in the charity shop for £15. God bless the loaded yummy mummies of the area for their wardrobe clear outs

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This darker morning and putting lights on has reminded me that my neighbour opposite still hasn’t installed a blind in his bathroom

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Spongebob: Must Unsee Eye Brushing

ALT: Spongebob: Must Unsee Eye Brushing

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Met someone for the first time today and in the course of making small talk they asked me ‘if I’m still working’. Exfuckingcuse me but do I look like I’m retirement age

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You know sometimes you meet someone and they are just so nice, everyone quite rightly loves them and you wish to yourself that you could be so effortlessly lovely instead of this shy, awkward mess

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The first day of prolonged rain and I’m working outside. Which is bad enough but I’m setting up crazy golf for a wedding tomorrow and no-one needs that

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

OMG RIP Dolly Parton 👑🥺🙏

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I don’t know why, but every time I’m here I think about having a bath.

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"We're meeting at 9, is that OK?" Me: "AT NIGHT???"

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Morning people: yep, looks like the ONE nibble is now ghosting. Going to Kevin's apartment today to start cleanout & get the cats, then we're bringing them here. They HAVE to stay closed in our bedroom, so they're safe for now, but one room is NO way to live the rest of their life. Please. SOMEONE.

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Far from finished and still lots to be done but it’s gone from this to this. So happy with it so far. The new bbq belonged to my lovely neighbours who gave it for free when they moved out this week. I think they’ll be pleased that it has a new home

An old falling down brick bbq in a messy part of a garden

A stone bbq on paving slabs next to a water feature and two potted plants

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

After months of wearing tiny clothes, I am now in jogging bottoms and a sweatshirt. Let it be noted that I am not happy about this. Not happy at all

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Windy Day Art: Tell Summer Not To Go!

ALT: Windy Day Art: Tell Summer Not To Go!

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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This must be the third video of wonderful voices singing global scales I have seen, and each is mesmerising and has taught me things I didn't know. Such as: That these scales exist and how they, the bare backbone of tunes, reflect and unlock whole world regions' music. This is amazing.

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

A week off and am I beside a pool, sipping drinks and reading my books? No I am fucking not. I’m demolishing the old brick bbq and taking a chainsaw to a problematic shrub

Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A friend is at London Victoria. The departures board is blank and all trains delayed/cancelled. Nothing Southbound for approx two hours apparently

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I have a guest staying from Wednesday so of course I’ve bought a new mattress topper and two full duvet sets and fitted sheets. Had to stop myself repainting the spare room. He’s only here for a few days #perfectionist

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Jackie Redmond: Why Am I Like This?

ALT: Jackie Redmond: Why Am I Like This?

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I would like some stuff doing in the house. I’ve done my sums and it looks like I need around £3k. Anyway, one lovely kidney for sale, one lady owner from new, a fair few miles on the clock but no major faults, serious offers only

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’ve been using a new retinal serum and my hands are slightly peeling. Is there anything more satisfying than peeling off a light layer of skin. No there is not, don’t pretend that you don’t enjoy it

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m in Brighton. It’s eleventy bajillion degrees and there’s a girl in a FLEECE

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Only the UK could have a PM called Burnham in a summer of heatwaves and wildfires.

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Can’t even start fires anymore

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That alert scared the shit out of me

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

See, Alanis? Now *that’s* irony.

3FM Isle of Man
/ 3FM Isle of Man- Originals

BREAKING NEWS: Castletown Fire Station is on fire, near the Isle of Man Airport.

Emergency crews are working at the scene.

The road past the airport is currently closed with police blocking access.

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I bought these to display on a cake stand that I have. When I bought them I pictured them on it. I have turned the place upside down looking for it. Where is it? It is not in this house. DID I DREAM THAT I OWN A CUT GLASS CAKE STAND

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This hand block printed paper I bought to wrap gifts in is absolutely gorgeous

White paper printed with blue flowers with green stems and leaves and an ornate gold pattern between them

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My cousin, who I haven’t seen or spoken to in a hundred years has been for one of those naff makeover photo shoots and for some bizarre reason has recommended me and the studio just called me and were quite pushy. How rude to just give out my number

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just saw an advert for a nice jacket. Clicked on it to see the price and it’s sold out. Who tf is buying jackets in this weather

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just in from work. What’s the world record for the longest shower because I’m about to beat it by a mile

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I bet all the sieves were fuming last night at the colanders getting all the attention

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Fraser Lovatt @lovatt.com · 12/08/2026

We were quite lucky with the eclipse, going down the allotment.

The sun is 90% eclipsed over some houses.

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Martin SFP Bryant @martinsfp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thought my dad’s old phone had got just a nice shot of the eclipse vibe…. But zoom in and look at that bright bit on the ground 😮

What appears to be a tiny image of the eclipse on the ground in a photo of a shadowy street in Stockport, England.

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

*eats Jaffa Cakes* ##totaleclipse

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This was about as much as it got here. Didn’t even go very dark

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

And I don’t have any glasses for the eclipse and for some reason I feel really shitty about that. All the coverage of it has made me feel this ridiculous pressure

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Really feeling so so down, tired and close to crying but let’s go and make some floral arrangements for someone’s best day of their lives. If only they knew

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This turned up in my Facebook Memories from 7 years ago:

A bottle of Flash Bathroom spray, with a price label strategically placed, meaning the slogan actually reads:

REMOVES
OAP
CUM

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Window Dolls @windowdolls.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Six foot ropes. No, thank you. We are all far too hot, tired and fed up for that kind of nonsense

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