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Damin Toell

@damintoell.com
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a Brooklyn attorney known for his snarky social media feed

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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 01/09/2026
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 01/09/2026
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 21/06/2026
Happy Pride from DC. You are loved.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 20/06/2026
I visited the reflecting pool today to get to the bottom of the antifa algae situation
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 20/06/2026
Bluesky group chats have finally made it
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 04/01/2026
Come on
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 24/12/2025
Even if it’s automated, who has time for this???
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 24/12/2025
Live shot (but no mayo in the nog)
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 10/12/2025
lol okay
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 02/12/2025
Blocking info being public on this app is good but funny. I love when I get random blocks and look up who did it and they’re blocking tens of thousands of people that I assume, as with me, they never had any contact with. Like I barely post here? Weird stuff.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 02/11/2025
I was gonna say that I wonder if anyone has done a wood-paneled minivan look, so I did a quick google search, and
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 29/10/2025
Gonna pull a heist on the RC Cola van brb
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 29/10/2025
He lives
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 29/10/2025
Yup
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 28/10/2025
Grok is currently posting about my “dual challenges”
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 28/10/2025
The lady doth protest - weird how should could know that such a thing didn’t happen!
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 28/10/2025
Today’s News
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 28/10/2025
I am being censored for my mayonnaise-based beliefs
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 05/10/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 05/09/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 04/09/2025
I’m told that the hottest social media trend is to buy a copy of DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND by Mads Gobbo & @milesklee.bsky.social and take nude photos with it. I bet they regret signing my copy now.
A nude man sitting on a blanket with the pattern of the carpeting from THE SHINING and covering his very large penis and reasonably-sized testicles with a softcover trade paperback copy of DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND by Mads Gobbo & Miles Klee and displaying the cover.A nude man sitting on a blanket with the pattern of the carpeting from THE SHINING and covering his very large penis and reasonably-sized testicles with a softcover trade paperback copy of DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND by Mads Gobbo & Miles Klee and displaying the title page signed by both authors and inscribed “To Damin.”
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 31/05/2025
Thank you to @justinbaragona.bsky.social for this, I’ve updated my bio accordingly. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 31/05/2025
My Dem young male outreach program has also been canceled due to woke
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 31/05/2025
My Dem young male outreach program has also been canceled due to woke
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 26/05/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 10/04/2025
I blame you for ratting me out
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 02/04/2025
Live shot from the roof of the Nike factory
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 27/03/2025
Doing some shopping on Amazon
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 13/03/2025
I know people say things like “I’m wheezing” when they’re not actually having any physical reaction but this is a rare thing I saw online that made me lol irl
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 13/03/2025
Monday, March 9, 2020 was one of my final in-person court appearances before the shutdown. Thankfully, I was able to snap this nice selfie behind the now-demolished Brooklyn Detention Complex.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 05/03/2025
Damn, I never even interacted with Martin. I guess that’s what I get for retweeting @stevanzetti.bsky.social.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 02/03/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 02/03/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 01/03/2025
?????
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 01/03/2025
👍
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 28/02/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 27/02/2025
I know they’ve gotta go for a comedy angle but is there not something else going on that they can use
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 27/02/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 25/02/2025
Amy Gleason was a Champion of Change during the Obama Administration. She worked at USDS from October 2018 until December 2021 (so under both Trump 1 and Biden), went into healthcare tech venture capital, then rejoined USDS last month. Her LinkedIn currently states she is a Senior Advisor at USDS.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 18/02/2025
The meme broke containment
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 17/02/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 13/02/2025
Please drink a verification can
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 12/02/2025
When Bondi says “filed charges,” she actually means a civil suit (apparently seeking *gasp* a TRO). This hasn’t stopped the White House from also claiming on X that “charges” have been filed.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 12/02/2025
Elon posts demands for impeachment constantly like he’s a third-string MSNBC contributor circa 2018.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 11/02/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 08/02/2025
I’ll see you losers in a week and a half
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 07/02/2025
Ralph Wiggum I'm in danger dot gif
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 05/02/2025
Hundreds of replies calling for a member of Congress to be arrested for the supposed crime of posting a video advising people of their rights. It’s not a mystery - they just hate civil liberties, hate the Constitution, and, despite their claims of patriotism, really just hate America.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 05/02/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 05/02/2025
Hopefully he cared that he made it to BadLegalTakes today for this one
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