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DaMattHook

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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 1h
I'm too tired tonight for this one.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 10h
Leonardo is a cop
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11h
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 16h
Ohio Mentioned: The Musical
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16h
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨GOALIE GOAL ALERT! 🚨 Igor Shesterkin with an empty net goal (via NHL)
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buy the Reds, Joey.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is great. But I needs raccoon heads on the shoulder yoke.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes to The Legend of the Mystical Ninja. I'd love that.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It must be nice to root for a fun team.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They don't miss
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 29/09/2026
Conman’s team is openly stealing from their principal at this point.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can think of a better place he should go
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Herculinds @herculinds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you suddenly become important at work
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You simply cannot give Case Keenum a short field like that.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 28/09/2026
As I have written: He’s not a very bright guy.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a bum.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Ohio Democratic Party has been a loser organization for as long as I can remember, and even if it wins a couple of big races in the best Dem environment in ages -- and it may not! -- it's still a loser organization. It deserves a MASSIVE amount of the blame for Ohio turning into a deep red state
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still think there are no Democrats in Ohio.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Raiders are 3-0. I'm frightened.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's an absolute garbage call against the Ravens
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too quick.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lions shouldn't score too quickly.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 27/09/2026
The Patriots now that they aren't facing the easiest schedule of the century
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best part about RedZone is not having to see political commercials.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burn these unis
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally the Lions are wearing their silver pants. They should ditch the blueberry look and dress like this instead.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Minutemen to the CFP.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KALAMAZOO SENDS ITS REGARDS
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michigan drops to 2-2.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wow! michigan falls to 2-2 with both losses coming in the big house, amazing. bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/09/2026
Being a leftist means taking big shots. And making them.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Substation sickos
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😍😍😍
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gross
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤌🏼
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!” 31 years ago today, September 24, 1995, #TheSimpsons episode “Radioactive Man” first aired on Fox.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't think that'll be an issue, boo boo.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of fucking course
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There was no other choice. He had to go.
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gross
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DaMattHook @damatthook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tired Golden Retriever Dog Looks Down
ALT: Tired Golden Retriever Dog Looks Down
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