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I’m here to make you feel better about your parenting 🤣🤣🤣 and worse about your country 🤮🤮🤮

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m in the suburbs and I just heard a gray hair tell his friend that “Trump is the best we’ve ever had, he’s a businessman!” People still believe this shit? Do they have eyes? Ears? A 3rd grade education? A rudimentary understanding of arithmetic?
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide: 0-1 years - just a little baby 1-3 years - just a little baby 4-9 years - just a little baby 10+ years - just a little baby
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Ma Carol @caroodles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One of the most competent politicians we’ve ever had, but stooopid voters screwed us.
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𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘔𝘤𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘺 🍁 @ajohmss1956.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's the only way you were able to be elected.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You see how little this administration cares about you, my fellow Americans….
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/06/2026
a perfect sketch. one of the funniest things ever put to film, imo youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok?...
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Save Corncob TV | I Think You Should Leave | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Trump is literally dozing off AGAIN in the middle of a meeting, head lolling like a broken bobblehead. 😴 This is extremely concerning and screams there’s something seriously wrong with him. The guy can’t even stay awake for his own photo op. How is he running the country?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Staggering levels of corruption. They’re using every possible lever of power to enrich themselves and their friends and families. And the “party of fiscal responsibility” simply doesn’t care.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Basically every national story in politics these days is “unqualified person terrible at job, disaster results; person promoted”
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Can't wait for my teenager to finish exams so we can move on to his summer school courses: Laundry 101, How to Properly Close a Bag of Chips, Hygiene in the Time of Puberty, and Sibling Conflict Resolution
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“At one point they wanted cheaper gas and cheaper eggs and a generally cheaper cost of living. But the price of pretty much everything has only gone up. At one point they demanded the release of the Epstein files then Trump’s name showed up all over those files and they suddenly stopped caring.”
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What a Ghoul Wants
When "owning the libs" goes wrong
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The president posted 25 times today instead of attending his son's wedding celebration
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Kids are so exhausting that you could easily go to bed as early as they do, but parenting is so stressful that you need to stay up late just to come down from it
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Somewhere out there right now is a kid who has the dream of being the most corrupt president in US history. I am here to tell you to give it up. You will never reach the levels of corruption reached on a daily basis right now. It's like Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game. You're not going to beat it
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Mark 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦 @miestro78.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Damn shame usa doesn't live in a real democracy anymore.
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itsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Allergies got me walking around looking like a front-facing-camera selfie
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/05/2026
This pup was absolutely not digging in the dirt. Everybody knows that would require a permit. Thinks you have a whole lot of nerve accusing him of breaking municipal laws with no evidence. 12/10 (IG: san_francisco_rott)
a tiny rottweiler puppy sits on a gravel path. he looks up at the camera with red dirt all over his snoot and forehead. we can understand how one could mistake this to mean he was digging a hole, but there aren't even any holes in sight. there is only a black long-haired dachshund sniffing around behind the small puppy. clearly this is an innocent little guy who did absolutely no wrongdoing.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/05/2026
We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10 (IG: bordercollievanilla)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what do you call it when the president steals an unfathomable amount of wealth from the treasury and then declares it illegal to investigate him
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sex is great and all but have you ever imagined life without Trump as president?
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Get married and have kids so instead of spending a nice spring night sitting on the porch with a drink you can get a migraine half-watching an incomprehensible animated movie before having your 8000th argument about why it’s time for bed
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I get that this time could be different but I've seen enough REPREHENSIBLE SCUMBAG (R) 51 - NORMAL GUY WHO GREW UP HERE (D) 48 results out of Texas to assume it'll flip after OH, AK and IA.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if the woke left continues to cast black people as mythological heroines, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him again in 2028.
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What is the most unhelpful creature on earth and why is it a 15yo
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i follow so many hot people h anging o n by a t hread
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
““Anxiety” was after Venezuela but before Renee Good. “Anxiety” was after the ongoing Epstein Files cover-up but before the January 6th whitewashing. “Anxiety” was after the constant lying but before the latest lies. Anxiety has given way to outrage and terror.” READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
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Parental Dissent
The Renee Good tragedy is the latest bit of "politics" we should all be paying attention to
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
“Their brain is wired differently. Differently from yours, which makes it harder for you to understand them, and differently from most people’s, which makes it easier for them to feel alone. My 15-year-old has ADHD.” READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
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Parenting ADHD Ain’t Easy
Kids (and parents) need more support. Plus: Spooktober!
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The world does not stop and start at your convenience!!! #nokings
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“Every once in a while, when one of my posts breaks containment and reaches a new audience, I get more than I bargained for. For example, over the weekend, I posted something on Threads, and I did not anticipate the response. It has over 300 comments, and maybe 5 are positive.“ READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
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Stranger Danger
The apple of their ire
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tylenol causes autism, the Rapture is on Tuesday, Trump cares about other people... MAGA will believe anything except facts, reality, science, and women.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 29/07/2025
Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Literally the only good thing about taking a road trip with two kids is the fact that I don't have three kids
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/07/2025
fantastic foreskins
tweet screenshot:

“Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
via HYPEX”
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
“Irony” is defined as parents of small children celebrating something called Independence Day
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I regret to inform you that due to entirely foreseen circumstances that literally everyone warned me about, I have officially graduated from desperately wanting my son to leave me alone for five minutes to desperately wanting my son to hang out with me for five minutes
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Every summer morning, my kid runs into the bedroom and excitedly asks, "what's the plan today?" Bro, if I were the kind of person who made plans, you'd be hours away at sleepaway camp and l'd still be asleep. I've failed us both.
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Can’t wait for my teenager to finish exams so we can move on to his summer school courses: Laundry 101, How to Properly Close a Bag of Chips, Hygiene in the Time of Puberty, and Sibling Conflict Resolution
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Called my dad to wish him a Happy Father's Day and we spent the whole time discussing back pain and ibuprofen. The circle is now complete.
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Went to the doctor for some lower back pain and he diagnosed me with being my age
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Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
“What is stopping the Christians-in-name-only, who’ve spent their lives proclaiming the good news and asking others what Jesus would do, from fighting for the values they supposedly hold most dear?” READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
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We're Drowning in Kool-Aid
If not cult, why cult-shaped?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The cruelty in today's politics feels horribly corrosive. Bringing up that hard-working immigrant families — undocumented, yes, but not violent criminals — are being ripped apart based on immigration status doesn't bring compassion or even pause, but gleeful cheers.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/06/2025
"Bluesky sucks" says the corporation trying to get you to go back to the Hellsite owned by a weirdly moist, self-declared 53 year old "meme lord" who lies about being good at video games & wants to DM slide your girlfriend to ask her have his 1127th secret baby because "it would be so epic lmao"
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
New euphemism for authoritarian lawlessness just dropped
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