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Old Man Niemand

@d1ucb4u.bsky.social
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Anti-Dominionist, Asatruar, Gamemaster, Indoorsman, Patron of the Arts, Southron, Thanatologist, & Transhumanist.

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 20h
Art by • Spitblossoms
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ever. #MedicareForAllNOW
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's gorgeously overcast and gloomy here, so WHY is it 80° out?! 🥵 AND a crow just cawed outside my window?! 🐦‍⬛
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 03/10/2026
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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James @lemurdreamer87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actually, Cyclops fires pressurized Kool-Aid from a dimension made entirely of the stuff. You know, the Fruit Punch dimension.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time some pundit claims that no one would work if their basic needs were met, I think about how, after he retired, my dad would just show up at estate sales with his truck and offer to help folks take their furniture home because he just wanted to keep busy and be around people.
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Dustin Knight @kitsunewarlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know this time I'm on board without reservation with the ever-smug European opinion that Americans don't know how to properly protest.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt didn't "confuse" the Hawks and the Hawkeyes Nana is confused by her cellphone and how to play a scratch ticket "confusion" implies an honest mistake
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 1-star review for Starfinder: Era of the Eclipse on Amazon is so funny because it's clear this person knows nothing about the Starfinder brand. It's literally the tactical gay space furry game, intentionally.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/eLzf4haoscw?...
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Die Monster Die
YouTube video by Misfits - Topic
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Parapsychology has no word for the uneasy feeling you have when you’re in the presence of yourself." — Soul Music by Terry Pratchett
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right, since "ferrous" and "Pharaoh's" are pretty similar in pronunciation, which of you lot wants to start up an Iron Maiden cover band with me called Pharaoh's Daughter?
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We lose more friends than we make in any given year. Keep those you love close. Once they close the door behind them, who knows when they will knock on it again." — Christopher Marlowe, Reckoning by M. J. Trow
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.cbs17.com/news/north-c...
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New analysis finds NC is worst state for workers in 2026
RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) — Many people across North Carolina are marking Labor Day with a day off from work. It is one of the few perks for employees in a state that was recently named the worst for wo…
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Illinois becomes first Midwest state to allow medically assisted death as "Deb's law" goes into effect
A new Illinois law lets terminally ill patients request a lethal prescription to end their lives, making the state the 13th in the U.S. — and the first in the Midwest — to permit it.
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Brian C. E. Buhl @briancebuhl.com · 29/09/2026
The only thing Lesbians have in common with UFOs are 1) Some guys are really weird about trying to look at them and 2) Crop circles
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Minority voters absolutely understand that a politician who will throw one under the bus is salivating to throw them under, too. Why bother voting if every option happily announces they'll shove your hand in the lawnmower?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University takes rape so seriously that seven #ChiPhi fraternity rapists (Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar) were punished by having to write an essay. And you wonder why women don't feel safe . . .
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So far, the PCs for my homebrew #SF2e game look like an otterfolk mystic, a marshmallowfolk junkomancer, and a skittermander gun-nut.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My PC (trying to get the crowd to video the fight with a vamp): "Local news stations will pay thousands for clips of this fight!" Me: rolls 0 successes. The Crowd (not pulling out their phones): "It's true, I heard that." "Yeah, you go girl!" "Get you that paper!" My PC: 😒 #WtA #WoD
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 25/09/2026
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 25/09/2026
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/09/2026
I'm a passenger in a trip across Ohio right now and what the fuck is this shit. Age verification literally stops me from being able to read my Bluesky messages!?
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NC Republicans: "Be a'scared! Them bad ol' SOCIALISTS are gonna destroy your SOCIAL Security! Ooooo!" Me: "Y'all can hear yourselves, right?" 😒
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bradbury: the call of the calliope! a young man must be called to answer! James Wan: but what if Wan: like, what if the calliope was distorted Bradbury: shut your yap, young man!!!! you take that back!!! Bradbury: it's wholesome and good!!!
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Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Attention, transgender workers"
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 24/09/2026
Me, twelve years old: Only 63 years until the Vulcans come and we fix the world! Me, today: ugh in 37 years, the Vulcans land and we steal their ship to create the Terran Empire
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🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jack-o'-lantern Leshy
An illustration of a leshy with a jack-o'-lantern head and gray bark skin. He holds a trowel in one hand and a cloak hangs off his shoulders.
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face." — John Donne, The Autumnal
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I speak now as an occult specialist, the most horrible presentative in the world can be dispelled with bicarbonate of soda and two weeks in the country." — Lamont Cranston
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The empty, howling night of Endless Sky that my homebrew campaign has instead of the void of space means an awful lot more room for the cultists of Pazuzu to romp and play in. 🤔 #PF2e #SF2e
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ffrf.org @ffrf.org · 21/09/2026
We know you won’t be quiet about it. That’s the problem. Nobody is arguing that Sharia law should govern America, but you just keep whining about a problem the Constitution already solved. No religious law gets to govern us. Muslim or Christian.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
Carnival fishing game, with a small child holding a stick with a string tossed over a blue blanket held up on a rope, decorated with construction paper fish
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Japanese folktale: The Carrot of Hell
YouTube video by Kyota Ko
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Typo of the day: "Blab coat" #SF2e
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If CNN, MS NOW, and Politico aren't supposed to "constantly write or report fiction or lies" from the White House, how are they supposed to quote rapist and convicted felon Donald J Trump (impeached)? 🤔
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Mush_Comics @mushroomqueen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Silly Milly #Trigun #MillyThompson #VashtheStampede
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.misorobotics.com/en-us/flippy...
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Flippy’s 100th Fry | Miso Robotics
Flippy has fried over 90 foods. Help inspire what's next. Submit your idea for Flippy's 100th food.
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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Rocketship Gloriana!" is a late Industrial Age, raypunk, retro-futurist Starfinder homebrew that takes place in the contained planetary system of my "Rule, Gloriana!" Pathfinder game set five years after the Trinity atomic detonation ignited the Earth's atmosphere. #SF2e #PF2e #AlternateEarth
Ask me anything about my homebrew campaign world.

I'll tell you the answer.

If I don't know yet, I'll create an answer, thus developing the setting!
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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