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Laserdisc... rocketeer armor... Vehicular Menace feat... what's not to love?!

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Jim Varney remake of Jason X (2001)?! 😮

My old aro bf and I were the same way! 😊

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AI: "Hi, this is Chase from Made Up Scam Company, how are you tonight?" Me: "Not good. Just lost my arm in a car accident. Blood everywhere." AI: "Well, the reason I'm calling tonight is—" Me: "Hahahahahaha!"

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 18h

So, if your "newsreader" is going to describe Nidal Hasan as "radicalized for jihad" shouldn't they ALSO describe Pete Hegseth as "radicalized for crusade"?

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Edison: Yes, it's Thomas Edison's Frankenstein! Edison: brought to you by the miracle of Thomas Edison's greatest discovery- ELECTRICITY! Koontz: gosh! i thought benjamin franklin discovered electricity! Edison: Edison: get out Koontz: b-but Edison: GET OUT King: now thomas, dean didn't Edison: OUT

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18h

It's artificial intelligence.

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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 16h

"Everything not banned compulsory. Everything not compulsory banned." — The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier

Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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promising you are running an official dnd product and then taking your players through this

the advanced dungeons and dragons beach towel, framed as a grid of squares with walls and doors, rooms filled with iconic dnd monsters. gygax wanted money.

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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Behold the technomancer's spell database in my late Industrial Age, raypunk, retro-futurist #SF2e homebrew!

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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King: also my vampires are not sexy at all Stoker: this is the most accurate dracula adaptation ever! Stoker: finally someone who understands that dracula isn't about sex! Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft:

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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 05/10/2026

The Order of the Hatchet of Tortosa. 🪓 From its hatchet emblem alone, you'd probably never guess it was a female order.

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I'm conflicted. The smaller, snack-sized mozzarella sticks made because of inflation & poor economy are better than the full-sized ones, and they come with a cup of marinara hidden in the bottom of the box to fill out space that would otherwise have to be filled by the more expensive cheese sticks.

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"...the reaper that grows in the field..." — Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge

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"Wherever you see evil, call it out as such, and give no peace to those who would do you harm." — Hávamál v. 127

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Old Man Niemand @d1ucb4u.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"250 years ago, we rejected an Earthly king an ocean away, appealing instead to a Heavenly king above." — U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth George III was not an Earthly king. He was "by the Grace of [Pete's own] God, King of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith..."

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But his god wants him to burn you.

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Pretty sure they're not Cornell's only 7 as well.

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While I am a firm believer in UBI, as I trust myself and others to spend that money better on what I need than the government would, "voting Red" for a $5,000 that you KNOW won't actually materialize instead of "socialism" is just plain stupid.

It's gorgeously overcast and gloomy here, so WHY is it 80° out?! 🥵 AND a crow just cawed outside my window?! 🐦‍⬛

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