cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the biggest crouton i ever saw was this big. it took three guys to lift - so if you and your friend wanted to lift up this crouton, you’d still need another guy. that’s how big the crouton was 000
Reposted by cyrusjcooperTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 23/06/2026absolutely love that every man is like this now. this is what men have becomeyoutu.beSNL Digital Short: The Date - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 1423
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026businesses in new orleans need to have a class action for revenues lost against the Wedding Party Industrial Complex 100
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 27/01/2026you could do what i did and be born in the south and just listen to talk radio and get strong and pissed 010
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 16/12/2025proud to be a friend of @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social and proud to perform there almost every night of the week lmao 142
Reposted by cyrusjcooperKaitlin M. @dadastrologer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Insane but not surprising to hear that so many businesses are refusing to let ICE officers use their bathrooms that they’re all wearing diapers 121
Reposted by cyrusjcooperskooks @skookses.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The state is about to take over city government entirely and fire everybody www.nola.com/news/politic... 184
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2025something’s gotta give is an all timer, and everyone knows about my love for the book club franchise 💔 rip to a goat 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 03/09/2025do i have any friends who have worked with sACN for DMX controlling? maybe also knows how to use a standard microcontroller to handle the commands? i have very little time to learn it and if someone wanted to explain it to me so i don’t have to just read hella slideshows and shit i’d appreciate it 000
Reposted by cyrusjcooperBini @biniman.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I have it on good authority that this stadium is also a highly-valued strategic US military asset 211
Reposted by cyrusjcooperFUCK ICE. @stephenmiller4ft10.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The beachSUCKS! Lets lay on hot sand that gets everywhere & when we're miserably hot we can go float in saltwater inhabited by a bunch of shit that wants to eat you. Fucking amazing idea, should I bring a 600 lb. cooler? Hopefully there's nowhere to park so we can get a workout lugging all our shit. 5183953
Reposted by cyrusjcoopercomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 03/04/2025this sucks. siri play black friday by steely dan 0289
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025this should be a breadcrumb that leads people to learn more about one of history’s greatest monsters, peter duesberg 100
Reposted by cyrusjcooperleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office" 371861416
Reposted by cyrusjcooperSPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 21/02/2025BROKEN NEWS: every 3rd thursday at SPORTS DRINK 083
Reposted by cyrusjcooperIan Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 13/02/2025All Fantasy Everything is going to New Orleans! We're so happy to be a part of this festival that includes some of the best comedians in America - Sean Patton, Dulce Sloan, Shane Torres, Jamel Johnson, Tom Thakkar, I mean goddamn. May 8-11! Get your passes now! app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s... 36311
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 09/02/2025here’s to Your Miller Lite Super Bowl LIX Weekend™️ 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 07/02/2025elon musk’s drug dealer needs to give him a hot shot so bad 100
Reposted by cyrusjcooperChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Pleased to announce that I helped Dan and Defector archive this tape: Buddy's Watchin' You, the greatest track the Philadelphia Eagles ever cut, now in shockingly high fidelity. Also includes a making-of! Go birds. 1130378
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 07/02/2025i would be going absolute ice breaker on that thin man from fringe right there 100
Reposted by cyrusjcoopersilas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2024redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇 27105284158
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 25/01/2025these nasty gremlins are really feeling themselves right now. personally i’d like to see them try and feel themselves out of a mucky bog 010
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 17/01/2025last night’s broken news @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social was a really really fun ass time. i had so much fun working on this show about the news with saya and marcus and i’m very much looking forward to the next one on February 20th of twenty twenty five 142
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 03/01/2025a don caballero style math rock band will have a billboard top 10 record this year 010
Reposted by cyrusjcooperSPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 20/12/2024BEST COFFEE SHOP IN NEW ORLEANS BRACKET IS LIVE!!! RUN IT UPPPP www.nola.com/entertainmen...nola.comCan't see the coffee shop bracket? Click here to vote.Click here to view this item from NOLA.com. 144
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 09/12/2024luigi mangione? what’s next, mario womanstiay? 010
Reposted by cyrusjcoopermemesofthedan @memesofthedan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024it's a sticky situation 082
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 25/11/2024show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 25/11/2024no need for me to block anyone i don’t like… i simply use my mind to transcend to a place where the words on the screen cannot affect me spiritually or mentally 120
Reposted by cyrusjcooperStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It was called LiveJournal and you told the whole world what you wouldn’t even share with your therapist 161864783
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 21/11/2024happy birthday to one of the great albums, GAUCHO. kirschwasser in shells and mystical spheres from Lhasa for all 010
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 12/11/2024if you call your child Mr. Chuckles, the right seat for you is the Electric Chair 050
