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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club

@sprtsdrnk.bsky.social
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the place with the orange coolers new orleans’ comedy club (+ café!) every day (7:30a-2p + 7p-11p)

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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
mendoza vs moore
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
plus sixty five
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
HE’S WORKED MIRACLES ON ME (caused me to use bluesky)
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It’s Ryne @therhancock19.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Magazine & Toledano by @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social.
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
the only reason i have bluesky is for it to happen tell me it has happened please
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Third Lantern Lit @thirdlanternlit.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Our next and last event of the month will be on 08/29 at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social ! It's our monthly generative writing event, Get Lit. We will be there from 11 AM to 1 PM :) Hope to see you there!
Daytime Get Lit: leave with words on the page

Friday 08/29 11 AM to 1 PM 

Sports drink Cafe

A third lantern lit event (@thirdlanternlit)
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
he has no choice but to win 5 super bowls
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
wow what a pleasant july evening!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
noon-ish tomorrow. 🚨🔥🧯🚒
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
this is every interaction on x the everything app now
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
now why would the department of revenue need a functional credit card machine??? PSA: if you ever need to go to city hall, park on perdido. it is street parking. just do not pay. they can’t fix a credit card machine in a month, they’re not busting you for parking for an hour.
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
reminder. your new orleans utility chair is @jpmorrell.bsky.social. he & the council’s inability to regulate entergy causes this.
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
this rules so hard
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
JUST ADDED: the hometown hero MARK NORMAND is in town for one show. sunday at 8p. grab a ticket and come hang out. 🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/mark-norma...
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
big frank is WALKING into another weekend of live comedy at SPORTS DRINK thurs: KILLIN IT, 8p fri: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p sat: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, 7p & 9p sun: OPEN GYM, 8p
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
2 more shows tonight with our best friend LUKE NULL! we’ve got an after party following the late show with our friends from THE NEW ORLEANS HOT DOG SAFARI and THE NEW ORLEANS COMMUNITY FRIDGES so we’ve discounted tickets 50% with code HOTDOG (7p & 9p shows!)
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
LUKE NULL RETURNS TO SPORTS DRINK TONIGHT AND TOMORROW. 7p & 9p both nights. there’s a lil promo code (SOCIAL at checkout) that get you 25% off to see one of my favorite comedians / humans on earth.
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
TONIGHT with THE SKLAR BROTHERS 7p: SOLD OUT 9p: 2 four person tables + 12 GA tickets left. get em while you can! on the show: ANDREW POLK, LUKE NULL, JAMEL JOHNSON
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
well i have become a SELL THE TEAM guy
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
oh??????
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
TONIGHT!!! 7p & 9p. 6 comics. 12 minutes each. NO: JQ PALMS & TED PATTERSON BR: TERENCE DELAINE & WILL MERRILL LFT: JOHN MERRIFIELD & KEN EDWARDS 25% off with promo code SOCIAL
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sean from tropical trivia @tropicaltrivia.com · 07/04/2025
boston is cold and rainy. how do you live here. also what should I go do in allston come to trivia at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social this wednesday.
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
community night tonight and every tuesday!!! thanks to this week’s sponsor: ANDREW POLK. an excellent comedian and even better community member. we’ll be here from 7-9ish tonight! go to our event calendar to donate!
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sean from tropical trivia @tropicaltrivia.com · 05/04/2025
special guest host for sex ed trivia this coming wednesday. half price daiquiris. come support @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social and also have fun.
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
you’d be smart to go get one of these pastries from @metaphwoar.bsky.social before they sell out this weekend!!! he can drive now so if you do not come hang out he will track you down in his state issued Ford F150 King Ranch Edition
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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 03/04/2025
TONIGHT! It's the stand-up comedy show with a built-in audience participation drinking game! We take a drink (alcoholic or not -- your choice!) any time a comedian does or says anything on the secret list next to them! 8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)
Wait What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game
Thursday
April 3
8pm • $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.
Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
an inherently trustworthy cup. pretty sure it is indestructible. what it contains is even better. behold: THE FLY SWATTER two shots of premium dark roasted espresso mixed w/ maple syrup, poured over your choice of milk, topped w/ cold brew ice cubes & a dash of chocolate bitters
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i didn’t edit out the millennial pause this time. you are not a FOOL if you attend community night tonight! 7p - making sandwiches and other essential items for the new orleans community fridges!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
at jeff landry
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
election results so good im on bluesky!!!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
this weekend we have the hysterical GRAHAM KAY in town for four shows. saturday’s late show is almost sold out, get em today if you want to go to that one. 25% off all tickets this weekend with promo code SOCIAL! 🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
the st patty’s day party for all the people who aren’t really about st patty’s day but your favorite coffee shop / comedy club is on the parade route and they are not financially stable enough to not throw a party so they will have DJ, oysters, pizza, jello shots, & friendship!!!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
get to toledano street this weekend. one of my favorite comics on earth, ANDY HAYNES is in town. he’s been on all those big tv places: fallon, conan, comedy central, etc. if you type the word SOCIAL at checkout you will receive 25% off 🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
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Stephanie Porras @periodeye.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You know what I appreciate about @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social ? Espresso ice cubes. I need every ounce of caffeine
Beautiful glass of iced coffee with coffee ice cubes
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Bumpin that (32oz lavender lemonade daiquiri from @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social)
Walking thru the Irish channel with a repopulation combo of a 32oz daiquiri & an iced latte from Sports Drink
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Andy @andy-alabama.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Added Rumple to @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social frozen espresso martini. Fairly certain this is what enlightenment feels like.
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
anyone have an extra galactic ticket at tips i can purchase for tonight?
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Ready Blame Fire was right there, mark
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i am going to throw your garbage cans in the garbage!!!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
prepare better, imo! #deepgras
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Third Lantern Lit @thirdlanternlit.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Our last event of February is this Friday 28th! It's our day time Get Lit, which will be @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social ! We'll be there from 12 PM to 2 PM, getting some words down on the page. You should join us :)
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
open 7a-7p for the next 7 days! there are parades every day so come grab a daiquiri, a cocktail, or a coffee to fuel you through the madness! to bastardize bo burnham: “a worse man would’ve called it deep gras. a better man would’ve never opened this place at all”
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
updated weekly schedule. open mic is back on tonight! community night tomorrow! then back to 7a-7p on tuesday-monday!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
BROKEN NEWS: every 3rd thursday at SPORTS DRINK
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
every tuesday at SPORTS DRINK we make sandwiches for the community fridges from 7-8p! third tuesdays feature an electoral meeting hosted by @geauxwithmichele.com yesterday focused on the march 29 election & the need to vote NO on all amendments, especially #3 to keep kids out of adult prisons!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
THE TOLEDANO STREET COMEDY FESTIVAL MAY 8-11, 2025 // NEW ORLEANS 70+ COMEDIANS. 4 DAYS. 4 VENUES. 1 STREET. IT’S TIME TO GET HYPERLOCAL. FULL WEEKEND VIP & GA PASSES ARE AVAILABLE NOW. GET THEM BEFORE THEY SELL OUT. 🎟️: app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s...
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
JEREMIAH WATKINS TONIGHT, 7p & 9p SUPER BOWL PARTY TOMORROW, 3p 1042 toledano street!
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
50% off all comedy tickets this weekend for locals!!! promo code SB50 at checkout. let’s pack it out this weekend. you do not have to enter the JeffLandryTinyWeinerAutonomoudZone to get to SPORTS DRINK! TONIGHT: ROB HAZE TOMORROW: JEREMIAH WATKINS 🎟️: app.opendate.io/v/sports-dri...
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SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
he…he’s made 5 all nba teams. he’s 25. if hell were real this trade would’ve brought david stern back
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