cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the biggest crouton i ever saw was this big. it took three guys to lift - so if you and your friend wanted to lift up this crouton, you’d still need another guy. that’s how big the crouton was 000
Reposted by cyrusjcooperTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 23/06/2026absolutely love that every man is like this now. this is what men have becomeyoutu.beSNL Digital Short: The Date - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 1423
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026we have strong evidence that the zombies don’t so much need the brains as they just enjoy the flavor! 030
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 26/03/2026thank goodness the troops didn’t have to withstand a whole inning of that disrespect 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026we are handing objects designed to escape earths clutches that when released cause thousands of dollars to be lost to the drunkest people with the greasiest hands in the city 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026businesses in new orleans need to have a class action for revenues lost against the Wedding Party Industrial Complex 100
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 27/01/2026you could do what i did and be born in the south and just listen to talk radio and get strong and pissed 010
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 30/12/2025as a saints fan i hate them all, but it is falcons at the top always, then carolina, then tampa bay 030
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 16/12/2025proud to be a friend of @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social and proud to perform there almost every night of the week lmao 142
Reposted by cyrusjcooperKaitlin M. @dadastrologer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Insane but not surprising to hear that so many businesses are refusing to let ICE officers use their bathrooms that they’re all wearing diapers 121
Reposted by cyrusjcooperskooks @skookses.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The state is about to take over city government entirely and fire everybody www.nola.com/news/politic... 184
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2025something’s gotta give is an all timer, and everyone knows about my love for the book club franchise 💔 rip to a goat 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025noticed the same at stuart hall school for boys 010
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 03/09/2025do i have any friends who have worked with sACN for DMX controlling? maybe also knows how to use a standard microcontroller to handle the commands? i have very little time to learn it and if someone wanted to explain it to me so i don’t have to just read hella slideshows and shit i’d appreciate it 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 26/08/2025my man knows the genius that is eiffel 65’s song My Playstation 160
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025the Refsneyder Protocol would be a cool paranoid 70s spy thriller name for this operation 010
Reposted by cyrusjcooperBini @biniman.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I have it on good authority that this stadium is also a highly-valued strategic US military asset 211
Reposted by cyrusjcooperFUCK ICE. @stephenmiller4ft10.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The beachSUCKS! Lets lay on hot sand that gets everywhere & when we're miserably hot we can go float in saltwater inhabited by a bunch of shit that wants to eat you. Fucking amazing idea, should I bring a 600 lb. cooler? Hopefully there's nowhere to park so we can get a workout lugging all our shit. 5183953
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 11/04/2025anxious to see him roast an absolutely terrible one. people hate my yankees enough as it is 010
Reposted by cyrusjcoopercomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 03/04/2025this sucks. siri play black friday by steely dan 0289
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025i am so so glad peter duesberg had a massive stroke and i hope his internal life is one of constant suffering 000
cyrusjcooper @cyrusjcooper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025this should be a breadcrumb that leads people to learn more about one of history’s greatest monsters, peter duesberg 100
Reposted by cyrusjcooperleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office" 371861416
Reposted by cyrusjcooperSPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social · 21/02/2025BROKEN NEWS: every 3rd thursday at SPORTS DRINK 083
Reposted by cyrusjcooperIan Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 13/02/2025All Fantasy Everything is going to New Orleans! We're so happy to be a part of this festival that includes some of the best comedians in America - Sean Patton, Dulce Sloan, Shane Torres, Jamel Johnson, Tom Thakkar, I mean goddamn. May 8-11! Get your passes now! app.opendate.io/e/toledano-s... 36311
