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Gormless Cretin

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they/it I be playing fighting games and shit 23

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Dia |[Comms Open]| @7dia-kmrhntr.bsky.social · 9h
Doto :3 #MeishoDoto #TMOperaO #umamusume #ウマ娘 #art #illustration #イラスト
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 10h
the wiggles sure don't look like how I remember them
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is in the news and for non Missourians I'd just like to remind you all that this is the guy who made the news during 2020 for standing on his lawn with guns while a Black Lives Matter protest was going on outside. He was elected for that.
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love hearing about things my friends are doing from Not Them it's hilarious
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone done this yet #art
that discord wumpus mascot being impaled by the spear of longinus end of evangelion
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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bambi🌹 @radiovomit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An absolute darling of a pilot ⭐ #idwtbamg #comic #fanart
A fancomic of Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl that references the "Sand guardian" Vine. Aika looks unamused, saying "I am the Star Guardian... Guardian of the Stars." Zira appears next to her suddenly saying "ECLIPSE QUIVERS BEFORE HER!!!" The final panel shows Aika saying "Fuck off." to Eclipse, who looks like a sad bowl of mashed potatoes.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whenever someone says "oh let me explain that lieutentant" to Columbo its all over
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Tico Sanchezz COMMISSIONS OPEN @ticosanchezz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[repost] felicia darkstalker
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Aem 🎯| VGen OPEN @aemasca.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wanted to draw Audrey by @shenanigansen.bsky.social
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Childhood Innocence
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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Laffodile @laffodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous
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laika @punishedreplicant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[insane] girl who doesn't say a word for 17 years finally speaking and it's to talk about her vore fetish is the most transgender Samus has been since the devs called her a newhalf in the 90s
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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus in the I Think You Should Leave drive-thru sketch.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ranma
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good morning, everyone!
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I forgot we don't even make it 10 minutes into anh before Leia catches a body. Fucking legend.
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"SPACE" one for me
Tim Curry smiling in space
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puapka.bsky.social @puapka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New bio 😏
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KooTheBird @koothebird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I see we're going back to this era
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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☆ Spookxa ☆ @luxssa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hes training
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Booberry Cereal @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Man, hrt sure is amazing" - Mary Reilly
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
italian-americans please stand for our lord and savior
Columbo and dog
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abby @abbysux.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this gaming industry collapse

We play 20 year old games

Splendid.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
fighting game tournament
p1: two competitors on stage in a fighting game tournament. Left guy says “Hey man, regardless of who wins, I just want you to know you play a stupid-ass character.”

p2: “Bro…” right guy says…

p3: “…I feel the exact same way.”

p4: “Mad respect,” left guy says.
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momo✨🏳️‍🌈 @cosmomo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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🔞 maid of hope @himbohousewife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tina and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers with a bottom speech bubble pointing at Linda
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Wesker Big Naturals @legendaryserp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@BigDavidMcIver

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit, I’m the megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins
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Haven @happyhavendays.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Seth from Deltarune Chapter 5 in my style!! #art #deltarune #seth
Seth from Deltarune Chapter 5
On the left theyre shown adjusting their glasses and smiling, holding their book
On the right, theyre shown panicking with their arms close to their head and a shocked expression 
On the top there's a book and some specs
The background is a purple gradient with a glasses pattern
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