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Gormless Cretin

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they/it I be playing fighting games and shit 23

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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 43m
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 1h
A website that looks like it was designed in 2003 is either the most or least credible source you can find and which one it is is usually obvious at a glance
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 1h
's floatin
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Nass 🌙 @nalter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Dia |[Comms Open]| @7dia-kmrhntr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A little snack 🐟 #TMOperaO #umamusume #ウマ娘 #art #illustration #イラスト
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
deadlock merch sellers if they sold pants based off rem
guy lying makes his pants on fire
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Googled it. 1976 was when it was rescinded.
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my state had a law that legally let you kill them until like the 1960s so trust we're well worried about em out here
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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halmarussy indulgence @ UMAD P5 enrage (7.5 spoilers) @amaurotism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rolls ryukishi07 in there like a smoke bomb, leading to the world's longest most annoying video game that genuinely fixes you as a person after you finish it
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tony Toby ate his ass?
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madrejean @madrejean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(waves around a flag that says "#1 Nova Fan") YEAHHHHH NOVA YEHAHHHHHHHH
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Opera specifically is the reason I followed, at least. I love the rogue trader art but I came for the horsey and would love to see her
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the dark chuckler @dungeonbgm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tm opera o racewear using warhammer design principles
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't know people actually use the watch later list
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Moby Dick: Great Whale In Space
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We've been watching it on prime video but I'm sure it's on the usual websites too
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well speed is definitely because cheetah, but cheetah (non-panther cat) is definitely because lady so I think it still counts
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doc have you seen the anime Moby Dick In Space from the 90s? It sucks in the best way possible. They referred to their speed as "space knots" which pisses me off to no end it's great
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm pretty sure this is a transcription of a deadlock character interaction
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Dia |[Comms Open]| @7dia-kmrhntr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doto :3 #MeishoDoto #TMOperaO #umamusume #ウマ娘 #art #illustration #イラスト
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the wiggles sure don't look like how I remember them
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so funny that he asked a very simple question and got the most resounding and evil "no" I've ever seen
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's got Disney knees
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The orcs don't have to be orcs. if the inherently evil species exists it's orcfic
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our other senator is just a whole neonazi please do not expect anything from this state politically. We are actively fighting our state government because they keep overturning shit we voted for.
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is in the news and for non Missourians I'd just like to remind you all that this is the guy who made the news during 2020 for standing on his lawn with guns while a Black Lives Matter protest was going on outside. He was elected for that.
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate playing singles with a fiery passion but I will cheer from the sidelines and listen to my SG friends fight for their lives
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@nbstellarbh.bsky.social I know like. A significant amount of your draft league. It's really funny hearing about it from Several different sources
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love hearing about things my friends are doing from Not Them it's hilarious
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this was me a few years ago so I just stuck an aromantic on the front and called it a day. Others' mileage with this solution may vary.
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like my parents were relentlessly bullied in high school for traits that I also showed. Their parents did their best to keep them hiding those traits as much as they could. Mine raised me to embrace them and to work in the flaws. Times changed.
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not necessarily a learning disability. It's been well over 20 years since they rolled Asperger's into the ASD diagnosis, and Asperger's used to be the "Your child is going to be really weird and really smart" diagnosis. It seems like its less bad because being weird isn't as bad now
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was gonna say, theology is just a field of study. And studying religion is really funny.
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone done this yet #art
that discord wumpus mascot being impaled by the spear of longinus end of evangelion
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sealing fan, it puts him in a spectral prison
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People r beating wumpus to death over this tone deaf tweet the official account posted
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They did what now
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The main game server is a cesspool and always will be unfortunately. The servers for the comp scene are much better
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That doesn't make the game dead, it makes you lazy. Gotta engage with the community before you can say that.
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
+r and Skullgirls have similar weekly entrants in online brackets, my guy. They are both equally alive. I won't speak on the others because I'm not around there, but I think you might just not know what you're talking about
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me and a friend are currently running seamless co-op in elden ring and lemme tell you. The game is about 5x as fun when every boss is just dying in 6 seconds to every status the game has
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Gormless Cretin @cyanide827.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's genetic. Surely you've seen something of Baki.
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