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@cxnor.bsky.social
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he/him🏳️‍🌈 Manchester, UK Insta: cxnorjc19 Views my own

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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 3h
Something I’m learning from The Traitors is that celebrity types have an incredibly low bar for what they consider ‘genius’.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 9h
Jocktobering
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 9h
The co-op smelt like jaegermeister and I was nearly sick
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 10h
I feel suspiciously fresh and am scared a hangover is going to hit me like a train later
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 10h
Is that not the point
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Neighbours awoke me from my delicate slumber at 5am when they got home drunk so they get to listen to MCR all morning 😌
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
‘twinky bollockster’ 😭😭😭
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s a very effective moderation list for this shite
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Since they moved it all around I have no idea if I’m spending too much I hate it so much
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Genuinely astonishing how needlessly complex and shit the Monzo app has become
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want - to be clear - to die
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LOVE BUMMING 😭😭😭
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I stare at the kanban backlog long enough maybe it will magically halve
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sorry I can’t pull out I have separation anxiety
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Want to cut off my leg
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today at work I argued against reducing a road’s vehicle capacity and now I want to die
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taxis and PHV are a legitimate mode of transport for journeys that are more than awkward by public transport but they’re still general traffic so you are the congestion and shouldn’t complain 🌚 (Email your councillors how important it is to reduce city centre through traffic 🙂‍↕️)
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t make me tap the sign
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michael?
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Moscot store is opening in Manchester just as I’m thinking of getting new glasses and I fear for my bank balance
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I know that’s what it is, it just looks shit and it doesn’t need to be the existing signage would be compliant if it was black.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I assume it’ll because because they’re not high contrast with the wall so aren’t BSA compliant but whyyyy wouldn’t they just replace the existing ones with black rather than these shitty signs
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know why these extra signs have gone up but it’s like our building manager is going out of their way to make the building look shit
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like there was a bunch of stuff I meant to catch up on Disney+ having not used it for a year and now I’ve forgotten everything except Andor S2. Any recommendations?
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feel like I've had less money at the end of each month so went through my transactions for the past few months and it turns out it's because I've been spending too much
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time lapse
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you suggesting multiple cars in front of the safety car into the pit lane isn’t normal?
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since turning 30 various bits of me have just stopped working and it’s so incredibly boring
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not the dealers outside my flat building openly discussing how business is tonight 😭
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
catastrophic lack of ass on my face
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
have been awake and hungover since 0745 wah
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was happy to see you !!
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not another one
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Recycling for jocktober
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should I be concerned when walking into my flat and my flatmate is nowhere to be seen but Speechless by Gaga is playing
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy locktober to those who celebrate
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Death to people who use the office kitchen area for meetings
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
14:48 and my first time today not in meetings and I can actually get some work done 🎉🎉🎉 (until 15:00 to 17:00)
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FORMAL CHRISTMAS TREE
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Four pints. I’d rather four pints.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham’s speech was exactly what I wanted to hear and borderline radical compared to Starmer and I saw six (6) different poodles on my way home from work what a great day
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sharon Graham once again being about as far removed from reality as is physically possible
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve not had to use it much until recently and I’m genuinely staggered how well integrated everything is lol
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also I can’t remember who said it to me on here recently but GOV.UK is one of the best digital services and it deserves a national holiday
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
£60 fine for not putting your shoes fully in the box
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did a tax self assessment for the first time which is stressy as fuck but turns out I overestimated how much I owed and therefore set aside by nearly double 🥳
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you complain about speed cameras it’s because you don’t care about people being killed on the roads 😊
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Mitch @coastermitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally, the ROSCOs should not exist, all they really do is sap money out of the railways.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three years into this genocide there’s still many who think this is too “nuanced” or “complicated” to have an opinion on it
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