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@cwb-writes.bsky.social
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Books. Writing. Handwriting. Math. Teaching. Dad jokes. Caffeine. Probably off-task.

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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Why do birds fly south in the winter? ... it's too far to walk.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I #amreading a lot to escape and recharge. I finished Dungeon Crawler Carl. I am now binging Beware of Chicken. Props to @mattdinniman.bsky.social and Casual Farmer. Both series are brilliant. These are top shelf absurdity.
Cover for Dungeon Crawler Carl. Man in heart-pattern boxes running from a goblin on a bulldozer.Beware of Chicken cover. Idyllic drawing of a rooster on a stump next to a lounging man in a martial arts outfit.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Did ya'll hear about the farmer who traded his rooster for a duck? ... Yeah. He wakes up at the quack of dawn now. #funny
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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 27/01/2025
Tomorrow, January 28, at 8 PM ET, I'm hosting an Q&A with readers and fans about The Calculating Stars. It's free to join. Simply sign up here, and you'll receive the Zoom link: www.maryrobinettekowal.com/book-club
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mood: #amwriting #wip #cozyfantasy #Appalachia 📚🪐💙
Old leatherbound book with buckles holding it closed. Sitting on a table with scrolls in the background.Man reading a magic book under a tree that's illuminating his face at twilight.
A pair of old keys on parchment. Wood fired stove top with steaming cookpots
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I actively run away and hide from dealing with shit way too often. 🫠
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Dope. Agreed on both points.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#pretendpanel 💙📚🪐 Day 24: I'd like readers to feel like they've had a wee vacation to a corner of the world they didn't expect to enjoy nearly as much they did. I'd like them to find a feeling of comfy, cozy whimsy and just dwell there for a bit.
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January 24th: What do you want your readers to take away from this book/story/WIP?
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Then I need to do the thing and finish. Hahaha hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Shit. 🤣
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? ... this seems right given the past few days.
The box for the kids board game, "No thank you, Evil!"

It's a game of make believe for families and features  motor bikes and wizards and unicycle and superheroes on the cover.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
#pretendpanel #writingcommunity 📚💙 Day 23: Errm... Uh... *picks up a mirror* You got any of them nerdy folk in desperate need of some cozy escapism featuring food, friendship, weird niche historical details, and dad jokes? Maybe a bit of romance and magic, too?
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January 23rd: Who do you see as your ideal reader?
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
TIL. Nice. I love it.
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Nicole "Ashrah" Hidalgo 😈🧄👻 @sayaashrah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Happy (Inter)national Handwriting Day! To be honest... My handwriting sucks 😅 But during the pandemic, I met some amazing pen pals, some of which have become friends, and once we could, we sent snail mail to each other. It wasn't something I had experienced before, and it was so amazing!
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Today (January 23rd) is International Handwriting Day. Why today? It's John Hancock's birthday. I guess that seemed appropriate. Anywho. I combined some things I love to celebrate: #dadjokes, #comics, #handwriting, and #xkcd. Also: #penmanship and #booksky for good measure.
XKCD style comic with stick-figures.

Two People. 

Person 1 - When does a joke become a dad joke?

Person 2 - Isn't it a parent?

Person 1 - No... It has to be fully groan.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/12/2024
Making Tea xkcd.com/3022
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/01/2025
Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#pretendpanel Day 21: Not intentionally. At least...not with any main characters. Cameos are fun though. Stan Lee had that one right.
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January 21st: Do you resonate more with any one of your characters? i.e. have you self-inserted
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#pretendpanel Day 22: I write (and read) to escape. Everything's cozy, fantastical, and made of magic. They're not mechanisms I use to process trauma. That would be a healthy outlet, but who needs that? Pretending is doesn't exist is definitely working out for me.
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January 22nd: Do you believe in writing through your traumas? Or is your writing more about escapism? (or is it both at once!)
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Jenna Satterthwaite @jennaschmenna.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
(Free) writing craft-related post today on the newsletter--pacing, tension, momentum: what it means and how to do it. Hope this helps someone out there! jennasatterthwaite.substack.com/p/what-makes...
jennasatterthwaite.substack.com
What makes me request a full?
On pacing, tension and momentum
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
#pretendpanel Day 20: I usually pull traits and features from friends, acquaintances, and family. They're not generally strictly one person, though. My characters tend to be an amalgamation of interesting bits from people I've encountered over the years.
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January 20th: Are you more of a writer who writes themselves onto the page, or other people in their life?
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. I'm not sure what I expected, but it was pretty tense. #booksky #dadjokes #writingcommunity
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
introduce yourself with... one book 📕 one film 🎬 one album 💿 one show 📺 #booksky
The cover of Terry Pratchett's The Wee Free Men. Red with a blue button as a shield with a crossed sword and spear.October Sky's DVD cover. Jake Gyllenhaal and Laura Dern looking up. Space background.Season 1 of Psych. A guy in a green shirt pretending to be a psychic. Friend in sports jacket looking over the first's shoulder with raised eyebrow.Andy Grammar's Compilation Album from 2022, "The Art of Joy"
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Margaret A-Spelle 🎃 @margaretadelle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Reminder that Librivox offers free audiobooks for books in the public domain. Fantastic resource if you're working your way through classics (or listen to a large amount of audiobooks.) #booksky
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LibriVox | free public domain audiobooks
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Bailey Poletti @baileypoletti.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
One thing before tomorrow: Use your local libraries. Get your card. Borrow books, manga, films, audios, ebooks. Recommend titles for purchase (usually online). Attend promoted activities. Fill out those "How are we doing?" questionnaires. Tell your kids that libraries are good. They are. 📚
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A Psalm for the Wild-built was a delightful bit of escapism into a better, brighter future.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Is this how I find more of my people? 📚 - #Booksky and #Writing and #sff 🤣 - #dadjokes ✏️ - #handwriting and #penmenship ☕️ - #coffee 🎲 - #ttrpg and #pathfinder
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
*taps mic* Is this thing on? I noticed someone had to put a fall hazard sign in the library. Apparently, there's a non-friction section now. #booksky #dadjoke
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zara🌿🧚 @zara116.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
the three cozy fantasy books I've read so far. all three are amazing highly recommend 📚💙 #booksky
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lohla-boo !! 🧸🍂⋆˚ ༘ * @lohlabug.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
today i’d like to recommend the tea dragon society series!! ☕️🫖🐉🌷🌼 anyone who loves dragons, cozy fantasy, or graphic novels will love these books. reading them feels like drinking a warm cup of tea ^_^ #LohlasBookRecs
three graphic novels. they are respectively called the tea dragon society, the tea dragon festival, and the tea dragon tapestrythe cover of the case for the complete collection of the tea dragon society
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Rae (with the ducks) she/her @rae-with-the-ducks.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I finished this one tonight- really charming, no spice, cozy fantasy about growth and family. I think it could be adapted for the stage in a really fun way. 💙📚 #booksky #thecrescentmoontearoom #cozyfantasy
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Nicole @nicolezbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I really liked The Teller of Small Fortunes by Julie Leung. It was a nice cozy fantasy with enjoyable characters. Definitely the vibe I needed right now. I hope there’s a sequel: #books #booksky #fantasy
Book cover with a woman sitting in the back of a wagon with a cat
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Erica Gee @ericarg10.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
2nd book of 2025. A sapphic "cozy" fantasy. While fantasy is something I read the most, cozy or romance is not. Gorl, I ate this up and can't wait to continue the series. 🐲🐲🐲🐲 (4.25 out of 5)
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A modest house on a few acres. Set it up with solar, a well, big garden, maybe some bees, and a small orchard. Invest the rest. Treat the earnings as income. Stop working. Slowly see the world. I like this. Where do I get 10 million dollars? 🤣
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#hbp84 My friends will say I need an intervention. But... when I said I had a weakness for charming bastards, I really didn't mean grumpy wizards so old their children need to take their keys away.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm sure it's going to change, but right now it's looking like: Abbot Elementary x Legends and Lattes x Gravity Falls A city teacher inherits a magical schoolhouse in 19th century Appalachia, but the town itself has much to teach her.
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🎃☠️ Amina ☠️🎃 @aminaleeds.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#PretendPanel 19. Freebie Sunday! Since the world sucks right now and we're all tired... I'll ask a question❓️ What would be your elaborate comps for your WIP? Mine would be Sons of Anarchy meets Frankenstein meets Hansel & Gretal if the candy forest witch had pink hair & only poisoned bad guys
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Oh, this is fun! I've got a whole pile of TBR books to get through before I can accurately do this. When I decided to write in cozy corner of library, I gave myself a whole bunch of magical realism and mystery homework.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#PretendPanel Day 19: My choice? Anything I'd like to say? Y'all. This is totally random, but I recently learned of the existence of "Pizza Hut Classics." rolandopujol.substack.com/p/the-retrol... #WritingCommunity #Writers #Authors
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January 19th: Freebie Sunday - post anything you'd like to say
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#pretendpanel Day 18: I'm fairly proud of the depictions of everyday things and how the characters interact with the world around them. My goal is to get the reader to experience the story, and I think I do a reasonably good job.
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January 18th: Which part of your book/story/WIP makes you proudest?
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Oh yeah. Those overhanging bits in castles were the toilets. They were usually positioned over the moat or the river.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
"Oi. Why would they whitewash the wall under the privy?" "Hell if I know. Sounds pretty shitty to me." #hbp82
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#pretendpanel Day 17: Not yet. It's not out of the question, though.
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January 17th: Does any part of your book/story/WIP make you cry?
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Megan Wyreweden @thecreepingmoon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
“The Great Redwall Feast’ acrylic and ink on paper, finally finished 🖤 a tribute to one of my most favorite childhood series and its incredible descriptions of food
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Eliwood S(pooky) Ghost @eliwoodsgheist.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
#pretendpanel Bludeye Beach is the first thing I've written since I was a kid that was free of self-doubt. A series of bad mentors & peers installed some very harmful mental blocks whenever I sat down to write. But Bludeye was written with joy, not criticism. It is the best thing I have ever made ❤️
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
#pretendpanel #startingoffwrite Day 16: I recently put down a slapstick, physical comedy style meet-cute involving a chicken, a puppy, and the prospective couple below in my #WIP. That was really fun. I liked writing that. I attached some screenshot below.
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January 16th: Does any part of your book/story/WIP make you laugh?
Please support your fellow #pretentpanel posters with replies, likes and reposts!The next building was a little bakery. It had an old, faded sign that looked like a pie. How could I have forgotten this? Momma always said no. The sign simply read “Jed's Est. 1856.” I closed my eyes, and the smells drifting out threatened to pull me inside. 

Instead, I heard a sudden, high-pitched bark and a distressed squawk. Spinning around, I immediately had to jump out of the way. A speckled hen burst out from the open garden gate, and a scruffy pup was hot on its heels. Its ears flopped wildly with each stride. The hen took to the air to frantically land on top of a rain barrel. The pup was a tangled mess of spindly limbs and oversized paws as it tried to change direction in the mud. The dog’s legs caught up to its body just in time for it to crash into the side of the barrel. At this, the little hen calmly took a second leap and made her way to the roof. I laughed.
A young man suddenly whirled around the fence post with one hand gripping the top. The other clutched a broom as he skidded through the gate. Instant regret played out across his face as he saw me. Mud flew everywhere as he desperately tried to stop, and his face flushed as red as a beet.


My smile turned to a frown after realizing that, in all that commotion, this skirt was as speckled as the hen. Mud was everywhere. Someone would have taken care of that at home, but I hadn’t a clue what to do here. I bit my tongue to prevent a colorful phrase from escaping. I took a deep breath like momma used to tell me to do.

“The chicken is on the roof,” I said with the fakest of smiles.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
#pretendpanel #startingoffwrite Day 15: I'd like to shine a light on my particular corner of the world in a fun, whimsical, and--ultimately for me--grounding way. It's giving me a chance encounter to get to know roots even when my kin are long gone. Also: my mom wanted me to be an engineer. 🙃
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January 15th: Why does this book/story/WIP matter to you?
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Shanna Swendson @shannaswendson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The book I'm working on is in a series set in my fantasy happy place and I love to retreat there. I love the characters, flaws and all, and I hope to give readers a nice, cozy escape, too. Plus, this series has been pretty profitable for me, so this book is key for my income. #PretendPanel
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Be they the Granny Weatherwax or the Tiffany Aching ones, Pratchett's witch books are super fun too.
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
#pretendpanel #startingoffwrite Day 14: Syd the Slime is pretty neat. He keeps things pine fresh. He can be fairly alarming until you realize he's just trying to get rid of the messes, though.
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January 14th: Which character is your favourite in your book/story/WIP?
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Chris @cwb-writes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
lMy grandpa hitchhiked to Detroit and back looking for jobs at 16. Pretty sure he actually ran away. 🤣
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