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Curufean

@curufean.bsky.social
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My opinions are my own, they are now also your opinions. NoAI linktr.ee/curufean

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Joseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The US is run by people who you wouldn't trust to water your plants or feed your cat over a long weekend.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Journos are going to be out there for a few days until the white house capitulates trying to tell you about how they're in it for the public good. Any one of these fucks will hold back vital information from you if it means they can put out a book in a few months that will make them a few bucks.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i convinced that windows 11 is malware.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sure, you could call it a sauce. But why not call it a vegetable slurry instead?
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The people our grandparents nuked don't hate the US as much as its current president does. No one hates the US more than Donald does, No one.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-j…
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Picard management tip: Problems worth solving will present themselves. There's no need to invent busywork.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 06/09/2026
Sights on a Sunday walk
A sticker on a lamp post reads SCARE THE RULING CLASS
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "have you ever considered calming the fuck down?"
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dear god won't somebody PLEASE think of the vibe coders!?
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now put a bullet in all the other chatbots.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
“Some of the biggest names in Hollywood are in the running, but a dark horse contender from Petco is making a big impression” — anonymous source
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Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
CULVER CITY, CA—Amidst intense speculation over who would next portray the iconic secret agent, a source within Amazon MGM Studios revealed Wednesday that producers had narrowed down their list of Jam...
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Absolutely nothing has changed since the last time I did this renewal except that everything, absolutely EVERYTHING, has gotten worse and more expensive. Good enough? need it fucking notarized?
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I still hear from time to time that somehow being a quarantine lockdown broke peoples brains and they forgot how to act in public. I'm disabled, and immune suppressed, lockdown wasn't different for me, or anyone like me, than any other month{s}, I still know how to act like a person in public.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Please stop reposting the Junji Ito Breakfast Burrito I don't even have that phobia but I'm developing it
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you can make some asshole in Texas log in and give an ID to watch anime titties you can regulate Kalshi and Polymarket even if they are offshore.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It is INSANE to me how some of my family members never consider what they're going to do if something doesn't work out the way they want it to. They just won't consider any contingency because their contingency is abusing their personal relationships.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 13/08/2026
i love to interact with the community on @aftermath.site's discord
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have had occasion to consider the thirteen years I spent in WoW. I don't regret the friends or the RP or the time spent raiding, but a lot of it was time wasted.
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 11/08/2026
some have noticed a number of my sites are down lately, and this is bc i’m leaving squarespace
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PondHQ @pondhq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I cast motivation!!
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I predict games as a hobby, video, card, board, etc, will begin to die in 2027.
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 06/08/2026
The State of the Union
A battered and dirty bag bearing the America flag is crumpled in the corner of a rundown train overpass. A wall covered in faded grafitti looms in the background
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Google: Making the internet just a little worse every single day!
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have realized as an adult that some times I don't like various foods because my parents, my mother in particular, over used the shit out of them in cooking, or overcooked them to near in-edibility, because their sense of taste was destroyed from decades of smoking.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Prediction: When students stop participating in high school sports as a reaction to gender testing the state is going to start requiring gender testing for drama clubs.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Pretty sure the NSA is spying on me way more than any roomba ever could.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 01/08/2026
sometimes you just need one thing to make you realise how mad you are about everything!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My kids have measles, I can’t afford gas or steak, I’ve got explosive diarrhea, and there was glass in the last batch of Pillsbury rolls I ate. But at least now, Ross Douthat is on 60 Minutes.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
2 days left… and we still haven’t reached 500 units i'd really love for this little partner to get the chance to see the world to travel in backpacks, keep keys company, sit on desks, and go on little adventures with all of you :( www.makeship.com/products/tin...
sad little tiny meowdy
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Listen, everyone should get a laser printer, inkjet fucking sucks and its only getting worse. Save up for three months and buy a new one, or go buy a used one, they last for goddamn ever and toner is way way way cheaper than printer ink. Fuck HP, drive the motherfuckers out of business.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Whatever happened to Mirage's traps looking like little christmas gifts, Hmmmmm DE? We saw on stream YEARS AGO. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!
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SaMindy @samindy4.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Also while I was at Aldi I saw that they had new scratch pads. I chose the laptop one. Aldi scratch pads have been the most durable from my experience.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/07/2026
Me (closer plane) and @peacewind.aero (lead plane) flying the DHC-1 Chipmunks back to the Canadian Aviation Museum after a wild trip to #Oshkosh #AirVenture. Thanks to Matt in the support plane for the photos!
Two vintage yellow low-wing airplanes flying in front of a grey Chicago skylineTwo vintage yellow low-wing airplanes flying in front of a grey Chicago skyline, a little more zoomed out this timeTwo vintage yellow low-wing airplanes flying in front of a grey Chicago skyline, with the planes higher up in the skyTwo vintage yellow low-wing airplanes flying in front of a grey Chicago skyline, with perspective making the planes look very close together (we weren’t really that close)
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 26/07/2026
nothing sums up zoom energy adventuring party eps like when Lou kept talking about eating light bulbs
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Brian in Detroit @kanoki.net · 26/07/2026
Posting Meatball the Cat daily until I can find a loving home for this sweet kitty cat. I will drive him up to three hours from Detroit for the right owner. He's got a long life ahead of him and he needs you!
Meatball the Cat, a male tabby cat with stripey legs. He's very very cute and you should adopt him
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
so now that the wheels are coming off, maybe England and France and Spain could offer us some parental advice on how to deal with our national decline from world power to not that.
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 19/07/2026
Madam, PLEASE. #caturday
A tabby with a plumed tail gives you a no-nonsense look
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Chrome is today MORE invasive and detestable and ubiquitous than Internet explorer was when chrome was new.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
State of Wi updated its websites this past year, the old ones looked dated but worked reliably, the new ones look like 2010 and are barely fucking functional.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 14/07/2026
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PondHQ @pondhq.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
All for 1 goblin?
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
even though its not actually illegal to make a list of people who SHOULD be set on fire in public, it is something that would likely result in arrest.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I plan to buy control 2 in the fall and Fable in February, the way things are going they might be the last "AAA" video games I buy.
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Curufean @curufean.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Life is like a bathtub filled with contradictions, it doesn't make any fucking sense
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