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Goth Auntie

@cupcakegoth.bsky.social
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Gothic Charm School. Your Goth Auntie and future Vampire Witch Queen. She/Her. Patreon: patreon.com/JillianVenters Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/jillianventers

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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 13h
That is so cool!
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15h
But accurate. So accurate.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15h
First of all, you didn't need to come for me like that.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15h
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, have a snack, take your meds. -Use your fancy things now. Don’t save them for a vague “later”. -All the tiny cryptids want extra hugs. I want them, too. ❤️ Auntie Jilli.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -No slouching! Drink some water, take your meds. -No one does something perfectly the first few times they try it. Stop expecting perfection. -The Lurking Horror threw a tantrum because it hasn’t;’t achieved bioluminescence. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're not wrong! (I need to reread Gloomcookie. I wonder where my graphic novels are.)
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This is a game that blends humor and satire about people you’d find at a goth club with the politics and intrigue of something along the lines of Vampire: the Masquerade. "
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This is a parlor LARP game about humans who believe they’re vampires. No LARP experience is needed, and there are no numbers to crunch or stats to keep track of- everything is driven by the choices you make as your character in the shared story!"
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a vampire LARP event happening in Seattle in Dec. www.nocturnalistproductions.com/not-a-vampir... I'm tempted by it.
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Not A Vampire LARP: Seattle — Nocturnalist Productions
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -You deserve kindness, especially from yourself. -The Cursed Object would like a “big snack please and thank you”. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooooh, which ink? I love blue-red shift inks!
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds. -There’s so much to be afraid of right now, but help where and how you can. -The tiny cryptids tried to play quietly while I had the migraine. Apparently The Floor Is Lava can’t be played quietly. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artist: mrlovenstein.com
our-panel webcomic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring a green frog and a green turtle against a light blue background.

Panel 1: The frog asks the turtle, "how do I deal with issues beyond my control?"

Panel 2: The turtle responds, "worry about them non-stop".

Panel 3: The frog asks, "how does that help?" to which the turtle answers, "it doesn't".

Panel 4: The frog cheerfully replies, "sounds great, thank you!"
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Day 2 of migraine, so no advice from your Goth Auntie. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as she has a migraine and feels wretched. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*This means it’s time for Disintegration on repeat for your Goth Auntie. **For the uninformed: scoofling is when you go for a walk and scoofle through drifts of fallen leaves. Scoofle scoofle scoofle.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -Today is a “listen to your favorite songs for help with coping” kind of day*. -Bitey Friend has reported that the leaves are turning, so scoofling** will happen soon. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t a lady just brood quietly?!?!
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It sounds almost exactly the same.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds. -You survived to the end of this week, and that’s something to be proud of. -The Cursed Object is sitting on top of the fridge, singing. Yes, the only word in the song is “jam”. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOME HOME HOME
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YES.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage-style Gothic artwork featuring a woman in a long white nightgown fleeing past a gnarled, leafless tree under a dark, dramatic sky. White serif text centered at the top of the image reads: "Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you." A small copyright watermark reading "©ephemera.com" is visible in the bottom right corner.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Soothing purrs from Miss Erzabet No Biting.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today because of say two of a migraine. Stop slouching, take your meds, and be kind.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop hunching your shoulders, drink some water, take your meds. -Don’t monetize your hobbies. They should bring you joy, not stress and worry. -The Thing in the Walls said “no”, and refuses to explain. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Amanda Makepeace (ᏣᏁᎾ) ❤️‍🔥 @amandamakepeace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So close to reaching the stretch goal to add more pages! #art #sciart #books #poetry #nature Feather & Stone: a Chapbook of Art, Poetry and Musings 🪶on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
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Feather & Stone: a Chapbook of Art, Poetry and Musings
A chapbook collecting new and old drawings paired with my poetry and musings on life and nature.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Blink a few times, have a snack, take your meds. -Sometimes self care means doing the hard stuff.  -The Lurking Horror complained the Cursed Object is better at playing the floor is lava because Cursey can change shape. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I brought a new plushie home yesterday. Everyone, this is Browsy Bear. Browsy Bear, this is everyone. (Feral hair and no makeup due to feeling ugh from an early morning meeting.)
A woman with wearing diamond-shaped wire-frame glasses and obviously at THREAT LEVEL: BIG HAIR, holding a friendly-looking teddy bear.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
:: intense childhood flashbacks ::
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds -Onerous Task time. Do something to make things easier for Future You -The Cursed Object is floating around the ceiling, looking at the tops of the bookcases to see if any jam has been hidden there ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eeeeee! That sounds beautiful!
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was surprised by that, too. There needed to be a long skirt in that print.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just sold an item I’d posted elsewhere, therefore clicked the shiny button. Even if it doesn’t work for me, I can sell it on. Hopefully one weekend I’ll have enough energy to take photos of other stuff I want to sell.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
:: chanting :: I don’t need it I don’t need it I don’t need it be responsible to your budget BE RESPONSIBLE www.midnighthour.com/products/edw...
midnighthour.com
Edward Gorey Victorian Blouse by Midnight Hour – Lace Collar & Detachable Ruffle Top
Shop Edward Gorey Victorian Blouse—cream gothic button-front top with Peter Pan collar, black lace trim, and removable velvet ruffle. Office-to-evening polish with macabre print. Sizes XS–4XL.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh noooooooo! :: runs to browse ::
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BRAIN: let's put "foundations of decay" on repeat ME: I'm always up for listening to MCR, but that seems like a weird choice for repeat. BRAIN: foundations foundations foundations ME: Um, is everything okay in there? BRAIN: sure. of course. FOUNDATIONS OF DECAY NOW
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stretch your hands and wrists, have a snack, take some meds. -The world really is a better place with you in it. Please don’t give up. -Lurky and Cursey both had nightmares, so are building a blanket fort together. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I also like Big Boss, but mostly because I approve of anything that torments my beloved drama queen Armand. (I really do adore Armand, he's my second favorite after Lestat, but people poking him with sticks is FUN.)
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My absolute favorite is Cabbage, closely followed by Your Biggest Fan.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aaaaaand of course there's a super-deluxe limited edition version that also comes with the CD of all the songs, and it's the only way to get the CD. Sigh. Yes, I'm a target market.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The DVD and Blu-Ray of The Vampire Lestat will be released on Nov. 3rd, for those of us who want physical media! And it's already available for preorder. The best/funniest bonus feature? Karaoke and Lyric Videos. Listen closely: that is the sound of @peteventers.bsky.social muttering "dear god no"
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that was performative lestat
ALT: that was performative lestat
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Or for @cupcakegoth.bsky.social a flamethrower. What @peteventers.bsky.social says be damned.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds. -Take 10 min. to do nothing, including not looking at anything online. Rest. -The Cursed Object refuses to come down from the top of the bookcase, and is demanding blankets. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey Seattle-area folks! Mad Scientist Estate Sale, the sequel is THIS SATURDAY, 12-6., at Chasm at the Quality Flea Center (416 15th Ave E Capitol Hill, Seattle). Graphic Novels, Star Wars and Star Trek blueprints of the space ships and  Spider-Man and Wolverine Comics.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds. -Not everyone will like you. That’s fine. Don’t chase their good opinion. -It’s been raining a bit, so the tiny cryptids are waiting for “big puddles” to go splashing in. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as she has a migraine and feels wretched. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This style has become my new favorite thing to have her make for me.
A fuchsia-haired goth woman wearing a b&w striped dress shirt with ruffles from the hips to knees, over a long black ruffled skirt.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If anyone is looking for a version of the "governess" blouse by Selkie, the fabulous Madwoman in the Attic is making them. Here's the Depop link, but she can also custom make them! www.depop.com/products/spa...
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Button down long sleeved shirt made of black and... | Depop
Button down long sleeved shirt made of black and white striped poly cotton. Features a dramatic v-shaped waistline and a double layer of cascading ruffles.... - Sold by @sparrowlux
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