iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 16h

i won’t clean my own house but i WILL find the secret piss jug you’re hiding from me in yours

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 16h

facetuning your peenits photos for jesus is WRONG

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

it does have that bottle cap top

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

it has a flared base so why not the lava lamp

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

gotta play with the garbage before those men take it into their trash juicer

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

making boba but it’s gushers in some koolaid

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

“how could anyone hate you??!” well first of all i hate me, so i get it

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

what more could you want from the feed

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

i really would say it’s not my first rodeo at my very first rodeo

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

i’m sorry i’m so hot, i’m wearing a lot of layers

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

volunteering to be murdered at the ritual for girls night

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

they stretched someone’s balls out so you could read this post 🥀

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

shit. i didn’t unlock that. was that before or after the Beast of Begotten mini boss?

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

hold up, they got me trapped in the miasma of mechanical misery once again

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 05/10/2026

replying “AI” to work emails i don’t like

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

good morning

Ad for the Oprah show with large text that says "Satanic Worship!"

description says "It could be the plot of a horror movie, but it's not. Cults are growing, especially among young people. Find out how to save your kids from... Satanic Worship!"

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 02/10/2026

“did you or did you not yank that shit silly style?” “That was Jack Off”

senate committee hearing, interrogating jack smith

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 02/10/2026

i’m going to grip your trachea when i tell you this but WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO DO THIS WHEN I NEED TO TELL YOU STUFF?

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 02/10/2026

“did you or did you not jump over a candlestick?” “That was Jack Be Nimble”

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Justin Timberlake it's gonna be May meme but I've edited it to make it look like he has green skin and red eyes. You know, for Halloween. The text says "it's gonna be mane October."

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 02/10/2026

i’m gonna angle grind your peenar off when i tell you this but your fly is down

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 02/10/2026

ah yes. it’s that time of the year

skeleton in a open field during autumn screaming “SEASONAL DEPRESSION”

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/10/2026

i need a bidet with some horsepower. i want my shit blown smoove off. i want the power washing community to wince. it’s not enough

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/10/2026

these regulation dad sneezes are no joke. without proper form and posture i about blew my back out from the recoil

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/10/2026

the silly putty i stuck to the radiator is doing well i see

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/10/2026

<werner herzog voice> The beast has consumed double it’s allowed intake of white monster and in turn has become triplicate

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/10/2026

i’m tired of all these bots and machines intruding on my life. so i’ll be doing the humane thing and shooting my toaster with a gun

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/10/2026

that’s a lovely shade of vomit today queen

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

filling my CPAP water reservoir with her bong water 💕

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

“no offense ton’, but my neutral zone is none of your business”

paula walnuts but he has a pink bow and a star trek communicator badge

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

“no offense ton’, but my neutral zone is none of your business”

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

“shove this up your jefferies tube”

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

i’m sure my last will and testament to be shot out of the plasma torpedo bay into the nearest sun will be honored at least and you won’t do a freaky ai recreation of me in the holodeck

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

no it’s fine captain picard by all means do that evasive maneuver while i’m shitlodged in the maintenance vents of this haunted hayride of a space fairing vessel like the constipated turd i feel.

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

there's an evil in my phone that keeps making me look at things i don't want to see. maybe one more scroll will do it

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/09/2026

thinkin about makin a big ol ziti this weekend while watching some Prestige Television

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

it’s time to rewatch the sopranos again

sopranos screenshot tony is reaching o er to christopher and the caption reads “you smell that? it’s fucking autumn.”

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

the doctor wrote the cool S on the prescription pad so yeah, i’m pretty sure i’m sick as hell

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

it’s whimpering wednesday, just let out a fresh one upon opening my work email. first of many i assume

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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 30/09/2026

the beast of sanity can’t catch me today because i am insane

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