Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 7hi mostly use ai for distributed perseveration loops 110
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck it. It’s 1. Everything is so stupid that at this point I vote 1. But I bet it’s less like the Arquillians from MiB and more like the Slitheen from that scary AF Doctor Who arc…static.klipy.comDoctor Who: David Tennant & Billie PiperALT: Doctor Who: David Tennant & Billie Piper 130
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Princess Bride Mandy PatinkinAlt: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 041
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Twatted it on the straight” use cases include but are not limited to: - compaction ate my context - Oscar Piastri - dating while non-binary 010
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In other news, my unhinged rodent brain met the expression “twatted it on the straight” on the meme f1 subreddit and decided that it’s the best thing in the English language and we are keeping it. 210
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am going to enjoy ripping out span events so much when the time comes y’all. It’s going to be so satisfying! I bet it will feel like pealing surprise protective plastic off a screen that you’ve used and been mildly annoyed with for years. 011
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 14849215
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This short break in development is brought to you by ✨the flu✨ I have very exciting activities planned for ✨the flu✨such as: - groan in pain - flop about - start swamp in own hair 000
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot 551257278
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Your wife is right. Top hat and fancy cane is much safer. 110
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The three horsemen of every internet outage are DNS, BGP, and the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe 615835
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The amount of compute I use to mathematically approximate a half-hour of an actual designer's time is staggering, y'all. 000
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Friends, I need someone to be very real with me about Docker's whole trace export thing. Why is it like that? 000
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can see your correlated logs in the trace waterfall now and also they cluster instead of overlapping which is nice 051
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is a good post 021
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Compacted away all the humour and now we're back to hating on Ferrari: Why did the F1 team number every meeting agenda item? So “we’re checking” could finally have a tracking number. 🤦 000
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We’ve ordered some more for extra safety. #WorldBollardAssociation 2686053
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have the agents tell me an F1 joke when they come back with work and they are getting better ngl. "Aston Martin’s most expensive component is technically still listed as a dependant." 100
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing…  501913303
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm only 2 coffees in tho, so who knows? 000
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I feel like I can't hit that with a combination of solid technical work and hilarious fuckery, and any more hilarious fuckery would get in the way of the work? 210
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)R. Blaylock Art @meanderingunicorns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Many fantasy and sci-fi authors have created compelling fictional religions, but @tkingfisher.com has written the only one I actually want to join. Let me be be useful. Let me be practical. Let me find ways my skills can serve others in the Temple of the White Rat. 934659
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Drag is an art form. Exclusive drag ownership is a science. Pointer-capture lifecycle management is kind of a bitch. 000
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5953724613396
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Everything I have ever built is a Rat-Flail and I will not be elaborating further. 010
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Out of curiosity, what were the uniforms in Starship Troopers inspired by? 0671
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Right?! I just want to switch to the international feed for both audio AND subtitles I don’t want to ponder the meaning of futility 010
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You know, I get insecure about my UI sometimes but F1 TV is just out there crashing when you open the drawer so… 100
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Make a band edible (low effort): Sublime 010
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don’t mind me, I’m just over here waiting patiently for v2.0 for the even faster recursion and json mutation functions 😍 duckdb.org/2026/08/17/d...duckdb.orgA Preview of DuckDB v2.0DuckDB v2.0 is coming this fall. In this post, we preview its headline features: DuckDB as a server, triggers, the VARIANT type, asynchronous I/O, a new SQL parser, a new storage format, and much more... 001
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I wrote about building trace waterfalls using recursive CTEs in @duckdb.org ctrlspice.codes/building-tra...ctrlspice.codesGenerating Trace Waterfalls with Recursive CTEs in DuckDBin which we talk about the last time I was accused of witchcraft 3102
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026À propos of nothing in particular, did you know that Necromantic Robot Army works with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle theme song? Just making casual conversation. 020
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reposting this because 65185804235
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if my saint-ciboire de sausage fingers could stop reflexively typing "merde" instead of "merged" that would be very good oké beau-bye 000
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)austin @aparker.io · 09/09/2026i mean i can generally understand why people do things that look stupid but i literally cannot understand why companies with more or less positive reps are throwing money at a guy who in tyool 2026 literally wrote a blog calling for racial cleansing 714220
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Users SHOULD NOT want to scream at the datetime picker. I MUST shoulder this burden and scream alone. 032
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time. 2643111496
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895493548
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/09/2026Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands metthebeaverton.comHilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands metMISSISSAUGA, ON – Earlier this week Canadians noticed that Hilroy had excluded Newfoundland and Cape Breton from the map of Canada on the cover of their latest notebooks. Today, the company confirmed ... 23755134
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026590) Leakbots. If you have a household leak, use these instead of various pots and pans, buckets, or whatever to catch the water. They move around to intercept drips, empty themselves, and only occasionally fall asleep. #SmallRobotsRemastered 49122
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bear just sat on his butt and grumbled for a few minutes before moving on. TBF that was like, a lot. And he didn’t even get any garbage. 020
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s 3 am and I’m awake because there’s a whole-ass bear pouting under a tree in the backyard after getting read for absolute filth by one of the neighbours’ huskies. #squamish 110
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ooooh! Cool! I am thinking something very similar. No MCP (yet) or raw DB access but the agent gets a JSON-RPC endpoint and same API the UI itself calls plus discoverability and some composite queries (like describeTrace) 100
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hey folks! otel-desktop-viewer 0.5.0 is out now and also the project just passed 1k stars on GitHub, so I figured I'd (re-)introduce it: ctrlspice.codes/rebuilding-o...ctrlspice.codesI rebuilt otel-desktop-viewer on top of DuckDBand all I got was locally searchable traces, metrics, and logs. 4456
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Niv is both the calm and the storm 🖤 @lanooba.com · 21/08/2026MOOD 04716
Mila Ardath (they/them) @ctrlspice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The kids are playing Wobbly Life and the medium child just yelled “Why?! This is NOT the Jedi Way!” at his sister I have like 40 seconds to bask in the pride before someone starts crying in earnest so… 000
Reposted by Mila Ardath (they/them)Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026 43128102749