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Topher

@cteaney.bsky.social
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I play video games like cars and my kid and dogs. And universal healthcare. Also my wife. There is no kill switch.

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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Ouch I’ve been blocked. It’s just a game between two really good teams. Someone is taking this too seriously
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Now this is a girl with her priorities straight
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Hear me out, as if any network would have the balls to broadcast such.
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Was reminded about the Jeremy Renner app today by seeing what looks to be an (auto)biography. I never had it. Just hearing how horrifying it was for other people was traumatic.
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
@kumail.bsky.social man @kumail.bsky.social I bought front row tickets six months in advance and you canceled a month and a half before the show? Man it’s like Ticketmaster got a free 4 and a half month loan with my money.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Reading much tonight on Charlie Kirk, who he was, what he said and believed -- from both admirers and those deeply opposed. It does not matter. None of it. What matters is that political violence made routine against any voice, left or right, marks us as a failing, dying republic. This is horror.
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Learn about this very serious condition from the cast of #Peacemaker #BirdBlindness #BirdBlindnessAwareness
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/07/2025
They finally made the milk from that hotel
a ½ gallon of neutral milk
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man in a red and purple outfit
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a red and purple outfit
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/06/2025
the past six months have been the equivalent of the “one week war” and we are approaching a “zeon is exhausted!” moment, i think
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Invading a congressman’s office and arresting aides. Welcome to Nazi Germany. My German stepfather is freaking out over this. Says it’s just like Germany in the 40s.
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The Immortal Doom @doomforpresident.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
He's found: bsky.app/profile/tris...
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Can the menswear guy just run as a candidate in 28? I’d start a local office for him for the primary.
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eddymax.bsky.social @eddymax.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Is he insane? The only business this country has with GAZA is to STOP Netanyahu from exterminating the entire population. What sheer arrogance that he can swoop in & displace them. Dump Truck Chump is a megalomaniac. He thinks he can play checkers (too dumb for chess) with the world. Outrageous!
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
In a duel with a political rival over a failed attempt to invade British-controlled Florida, Founding Father and Declaration of Independence signatory Button Gwinnett was slain on this date in 1777. "Fucking Florida," was his dying rasp. "Nothing good ever came from there and nothing ever will."
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I don’t think anyone cares what this guys gives or doesn’t give a shit about
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
NEW YORK (AP) — New York Fire Department says authorities are responding to injuries after ship collides with Brooklyn Bridge. (Video: thewillienelson/x)
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Miami New Times @miaminewtimes.com · 15/05/2025
Joe's Stone Crab lowers prices despite inflation, honoring its legacy: "Everyone should be able to enjoy a meal at Joe's."
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Miami Favorite Joe's Stone Crab Announces Price Drop on Stone Crabs
Joe's Stone Crab lowers prices despite inflation, honoring its legacy: "Everyone should be able to enjoy a meal at Joe's."
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I real thought the Trump’s face on giant banners phase of our North Koreaization wouldn’t hit until his military parade.
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Someone please make it stop www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
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Noncoders are using AI to prompt their ideas into reality. They call it 'vibe coding.'
Everyday people are using artificial intelligence to slap together the programs they don’t know how to build.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
On today's date in 1940, as Nazi tanks cross the Meuse River and begin to conquer France, Winston Churchill delivers his most famous oration: "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat," he tells the House of Commons, adding, "It's gonna suck ass, really. Fucking Hitler. What a cunt."
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Damn TV is powerful enough to get a reality show host elected president twice and the Menendez brother a shot at parole
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Could Donald Trump be president and pope at the same time? It's not as crazy as you think.
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Yeah bitchessss
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
nicolas cage in famous works of art: thread
Nicolas Cage jumping the table in The Last Supper by Leonardo Da Vinci.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Liverpool are two wins away from the Premier League crown. #LIVWHU | #LFC
Liverpool's Dutch defender #04 Virgil van Dijk celebrates after scoring his team second goal during the English Premier League football match between Liverpool and West Ham United at Anfield in Liverpool, north west England on April 13, 2025.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
If this ain't a goddamn perfect eulogy, I don't know what is.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Booker taunting Chuck Grassley bc Booker forced Grassley to hug him. "How will you get reelected now? You hugged a black man!"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/03/2025
“sell your product at a loss, or else” was probably not what the business people were expecting from President Business
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Mark Follman @markfollman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social
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Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid
Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.
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Susan DuBose @houseofbast777.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"...something very beautiful happens to people when their world has fallen apart: a humility, a nobility, a higher intelligence emerges at just the point when our knees hit the floor." ~ Marianne Williamson Image by Brooke Shaden #resilience #resist
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Nate @stanleycup3533.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Kind of Blue - Miles Davis. A masterpiece. A 2nd US stereo pressing/issue on Columbia 6-eye labels, probably pressed around very late ‘59 early ‘60. Decent sounding and very clean copy. #jazz #vinyl #nowspinning #vinylrecords #vinylcommunity #vinylcollection #milesdavis
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It’s in Article III, Section 2: “The judicial Power shall extend … to Controversies to which the United States shall be a party.”
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
this is the halftime show we deserve
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I hope everyone who climbs a pole tonight in Philly has fun and stays safe
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
For your unnamed kid: 🎂
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Here’s my view: I obviously disagree with Edward leaking a data security firm’s sensitive information to its competitor but I don’t think unethical mishandling of sensitive data should ruin a young kid’s ability to fire career civil servants and take control of the nation’s finances.
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Is @edwardsnowden.bsky.social not on here?
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word
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Topher @cteaney.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Ian Scott McGregor @ianscottmcgregor.com · 05/02/2025
Flag flown upside down as sign of distress outside of US Department of State. 2:00pm, Feb 4, 2025.
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