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H/him. Tax the rich, like, a lot. I work for a Fortune 500, writing software when they let me

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 9h
I blundered a rook in one of my online chess games this morning and it ruined my day
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 03/10/2026
WEMBY IN A LINE OUT
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus Wilson looked like an old man going around the bases
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a redsox fan I’m disheartened today
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pinstripes on the Pirates: neat, classy Pinstripes on the Yankees: snobby, shitty
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stop showing me Peter Thiel’s disgusting face!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now I’ve heard *of* choosing Texas, but I don’t think I’ve actually heard the song and I’m going to actively avoid it just to spite you all
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do...
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gee I hope the Redsox are just preserving their offense energy for next week…
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy crap that’s a lot of people
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me when disc golfing
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated.
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The second best part of this thread is watching the definition of conservative shift and move. (The best part is getting lists of movies and books to read)
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I get older my interests get more focused and narrower. I have three distinct things I like to do, four if you count movies. If I can make time, I’ll expand that list, but I find myself content with getting deep on fewer things, rather than glossing over dozens of things
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Payton Tolle Immaculate Inning alert
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A judge threw out a nuisance lawsuit against Northampton over a non-binding resolution by the city council that called on the city to divest from companies linked to Israel. The lawsuit was brought by the Zionist group National Jewish Advocacy Center.
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Judge dismisses Northampton lawsuit over Israel divestment resolution
The judge in Hampshire Superior Court said the 10 residents lacked standing to bring the litigation.
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After watching this I will never hear Mr Brightside the same way again and surely that is the best ever reason to click on a video
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I wanna be young again. #funny #funnyvideos #fyp #funnyvideo
TikTok video by christycoysh
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Adam Riches @supernorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone's immediate reaction to the visuals in the new Ocarina Of Time remake.
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just got my 30 day safety check on my e-bike. I think I’ve saved ~15 miles of driving in that time. I’ve managed to replace most of my single-rider car trips. As work from home, that’s probably 50% of my driving total
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jeepers creepers. How is this so perfect?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026
HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nolan’s treatment of the horse was one of the highlights of the movie. I thought it was nuts people slagged it for not “realistic”, when realism, the feeling of reality, the grittiness of hauling a huge statue out of the sand, was clearly the goal
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But how will I know that my _next_ password manager won’t support white supremasists? @1password.bsky.social
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 02/09/2026
Made a sketch artist game where you have to draw the character based on witness testimony neal.fun/unusual-susp...
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this happened in october 2025 possibly because of tree health www.popville.com/2025/10/dc-t...
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What the Helen of Troy Happened to the Trees at the Kennedy Center!?! Willow trees gone - PoPville
Update from a reader: "I was told that the garden beds the willows are in are very shallow so every few years they start to die off. One was really sick and not looking great and another fell over in ...
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Guess who solved The Mystery of the Floating Island? Hint, it wasn’t the Hardy Boys.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hate (love?) this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run
Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This post but the words discover tab blanked out so you can fill in whatever you want
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“(Coates) who serves as Twitter’s new general counsel and previously worked in the same role during the pre-Musk era” either I’m confused about which Twitter is which, or they landed old Twitter’s general counsel, which is very funny
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
posted in the lefty folk group chat
Karl Marks, the communist manifesto, Dolly Parton, 9-5
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you want to go down a Wikipedia hole and also never leave the house check out the unusual deaths list.
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Ian Scott @polpo.org · 17/08/2026
Tower by Adam Basanta (2026) www.adambasanta.com/tower.php
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
years ago me and Ms. Moreno talked about how this came together and it was the greatest www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
“The contrast is outrageous! There’s this sex bomb in front, and this, this creature—I don’t know what else to call him—this fuzzy, violent, nasty creature in back who only got pleasure out of making people and other Muppets unhappy. A creature of impulse, let’s put it that way. And when I watch myself—’cause I’m usually so critical—but when I watch myself, I just laugh at me. What I love about it is that my character’s trying so hard to be sexy and sultry. And this horrible creature in back of me is acting up. [Laughter] See? I can’t stop laughing. It tickles me to death.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 22/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/9xciZ...
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Who do you have to kill to become a partner at A16Z?
YouTube video by Anil Dash
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Travel with Natalie” sounds like a memoir of woman discovering her sexuality
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sen. Ossoff mentions Natalie Harp, it got some social media buzz, then professional media jumped on it. Two theories of politics that are wrong: 1) Do economic policy, act above the fray, media will do the rest on its own 2) Public opinion is static, politicians’ job is to measure then follow it
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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ranger Suarez just got 0-2 on two batters in a row in the exact same way: fast ball, curve.
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