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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 2h

Looking forward to the review, what and enigma

Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 13h

I was up 6 points of material. I’m still seething at myself. And since I’m still up 1 point I really should t resign but I feel humiliated every time I look at the board

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 14h

I blundered a rook in one of my online chess games this morning and it ruined my day

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 14h

Are you taller than Gregory Peck?

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 17h

I saw this post, chuckled, then later that day made a call without earbuds and was like: this sucks, this phone doesn’t work when I hold it up to my ear

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When you’re team’s down 2-0

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I went and read your article. Frankly it’s kind of milk-toast and I think you probably framed it the way you did to get a strong negative reaction and drive engagement. So, congrats I guess

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“He’s a mustang on my bac... behalf”

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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 03/10/2026

WEMBY IN A LINE OUT

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Please keep me sheltered from distasteful historical information” sounds like you’re asking for a nanny…

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They’re just jealous of how smart you are

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jesus Wilson looked like an old man going around the bases

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That explains why the output is consistent

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Holy what “They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries”

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As a redsox fan I’m disheartened today

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Brain on drugs. The visual was strong, good metaphors are sticky. “Watching you” was always a bit uncomfortable and kind of whiney. It also brings up more questions than it answers. What kind of drugs was the dad doing? Did the son sneak and see him, or is he shooting heroin at the table? Etc

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pinstripes on the Pirates: neat, classy Pinstripes on the Yankees: snobby, shitty

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I work with a Yankees fan that kinda looks like him and I’m going to have a hard time being civil tomorrow

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stop showing me Peter Thiel’s disgusting face!

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know exactly what this is in reference to

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good morning life is suffering, I’m dad

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They left out the part about spanking his butt back and balls

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When Stan Grossman mentions his son and he’s like, oh yeah, didn’t think of him… oof. Macy put in a great performance, I can’t imagine embracing that level of evil/cowardice

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now I’ve heard *of* choosing Texas, but I don’t think I’ve actually heard the song and I’m going to actively avoid it just to spite you all

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do...

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gee I hope the Redsox are just preserving their offense energy for next week…

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As a 5’11 3/4” guy I feel seen (and scratched)

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Holy crap that’s a lot of people

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ah, the part of parenthood where you watch too many kids’ shows and start analyzing them. I remember speculating about the economy of Tayo the Little Bus

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We have an eerie patch of frog umbrellas on the street. It seems to grow each mushroom season

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026

Happy mushroom season!

A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".

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Clayton’s account @csalem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Message the governor and tell her to create a e-bike rebate instead of a PR coup for Trump: www.mass.gov/info-details...

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