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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐

@crypxtkeeper.bsky.social
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artist, teacher, cryprid, druid & queer menace. Landback everywhere, fuck zios. It/she/he/xe 20s Based in Haifa,Yearning for a free Palestine forever and ever. 18+ Here for gay pirates! #ofmd FOREVER

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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Steddyhands September: kiss//accidental confession #steddyhands #SweetAndSteddyhands
Stede, Ed, and Izzy all standing very close together, with Stede and Izzy in the front, kissing, and Ed's head just visible behind them. Izzy has one hand on Stede's shoulder and Stede has one hand on Izzy's waist. Ed's left hand is hovering over Izzy's hip.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 7h
Ugh, yeah, tons of bloodwork on the way and then diet changes. My body is so incredibly good at finding new and exciting ways to fuck me over
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 7h
Finding out the uni i didn't go to is crawling with fucking abusers and rapists in every department is,,, an interesting experience.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh. I need to email my nutritionist + gastro about it but I'll probably have to go back to having a bunch of tiny meals and a nutrition replacement drink every day because I've been pretty much incapable of keeping food down for months which sucks ass. I hate it here
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I fear i may have the world's worst uni schedule. My Monday is a straight twelve hours no breaks and then on Wednesday i have one two hour class and everything else is prerecorded lectures i have to learn on my own. This is the BEST i could get it to be. I'm not making it through this semester y'all
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steddyhands
Screenshot of three posts as follows:

knowanoah
Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it's not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow
your own greener grasses.

moniquill
Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds.
Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

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It's also greener where you bury a body
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Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn't realise I could upload the whole thing now! (Should make it clear I have never puppeteered in my life and also could not see what I was doing at all) #OFMD #ourflagmeansmuppets
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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our shelter is kind of struggling. They're full to the brim, gas is so high that it's taking more and more of a toll for vet visits, fosters, pick ups, food, formula. If you have a dollar or two to spare maybe toss a little to a good cause? chaanimalshelter.org/donate/
chaanimalshelter.org
Donate - CHA Animal Shelter
Donate - It was a busy year at CHA Animal Shelter, and once again, the CHA Team has set new records for both intakes and adoptions. 2025 by the Numbers: 1,324
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm generally very good about not dwelling on past embarrassments but i fear nothing will ever make me forget the one time i dislocated my knee in a full bus, went flying to the back of it, landed on the floor, stumbled up to get off the bus, and then immediately threw up as soon as the door opened.
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🙂‍↕️ #ofmd
Black Pete speech bubble
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TabbyStardust 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @tabbystardust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish I could draw faster so I could do all the things I want for kinktober and whumptober 😭
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
have you stumbled upon something beyond comprehension? - #EdsSensualSeptember #ofmdart
Sexy pinup mermaid Ed flirting hard with the viewer, posing half way in the ocean. Big fuck me eyes while eating a leg. The lighting is dim as if you were alone on a walk on the beach and raised your lantern when you realized there was some kind of big animal out there in the dark with you. 

terms for muting/following: gore blood injury mermaid Edward Teach
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
✨ COMING NANA ✨ ✨ I'M COMING FOR SOME CAKE ✨
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok done freaking out about uni. I made a shorter list from the ofmd kinktober prompts to do and now I'm going to sketch some stuff out so maybe I'll actually manage to post them in time :)
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure how on earth this happened but EVERYONE doing my specific program in uni this semester is ww2/roman empire™ type men (derogatory). This is a program that's legitimately known for being where the queer nerds go. What is happening and why is it happening to me
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
oh yeah, happy autumnal equinox my northern hemisphere friendos btw😌🍁🍂🎃
image edit of Stede Bonnet saying Hi, Fall! 
he's wearing his fancy white suit which has been enhanced with the addition of a large orange plaid scarf. he's holding a pumpkin spice latte in one hand and a pumpkin bag in the other. the backdrop is an autumn forest scene.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate gentrification actually and if you move into a shitty neighbourhood and pay suburb prices for rent I'm going to hunt you down and curse your entire bloodline
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La Vie En Frames @lavieenframes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here she is 💖 Check out all the gorgeous art on the website: sites.google.com/view/lavieen...
youtube.com
La Vie En Frames -- an Our Flag Means Death art project
YouTube video by YOFT
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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love you Stede Bonnet, with all my heart
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still thinking about this actually they're in the world's worst marriage i need to put them in the microwave i keep inside my head. If only i had the energy to write again......
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woke up with a nosebleed so bad it got into my ear??? This has never happened to me before ???
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Worst thing about living here is (gestures vaguely at political situation), second worst thing about living here is not being able to meet fellow pirate people in cons:(
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update: politicians are pushing to have them charged with treason, which is one of the only reasons someone can be executed here. If they get convicted (no activist has yet), even if they 'only' get jail time or deportation, this would open up every activist to the same charge.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been having one of my worst flare-ups in months these past few days and god i am SO thankful for being able to chill in a bath until my shitty bones stop aching. Moving into this apartment was the best choice we could've made.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Related to recent events: Zionists block me immediately, if you are a zionist there's something incredibly rotten and evil about you in a level that's impossible to understand, FREE PALESTINE. Some of y'all are genuinely soulless spineless cowards and i hope you drop off the face of the earth.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tomorrow i have to sign up for my uni courses for the year and i have STILL NOT DECIDED WHICH ONES
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em ✨🏴‍☠️ @emcolbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fuck that loser, FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just saw coyote vs acme, legitimately one of the best movies I've seen the past few years. PLEASE go watch it and bring all your friends!!
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spent like two days adjusting the chords for Like Real People Do to fit my lyre and finally got it this morning!
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I forgot to say it on time somehow, but shana tova to my jewish friends <3 i hope it goes far better than the past few years we've had. I hope the holiday went well for everyone, and if it didn't, I'm here if you need to talk.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God i wish my mom was never in family gatherings ever again
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lusinda 🏴‍☠️ @treasureandrum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💞💞💞 #gentlebeard - everything i own feels like ours 💞💞💕
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm having a very Ow My Fucking Knee evening because i did a bunch of stuff i probably shouldn't have during the move which is making me think about all the shit we saw ed do with his fucked knee. Babygirl DON'T DO THAT!! your knee!!!!!!
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
happy 60th anniversary to star trek, thank you for inventing old man yaoi
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
List of charities: IFRC: www.ifrc.org/emergency/ne... UNICEF: www.unicef.org/emergencies/... Project HOPE: www.projecthope.org/news-stories... Open to other charities/orgs, too, as long as there is a clear link to relief efforts in Nepal.
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
📣 Fundraiser announcement! 📣 I'm sure you all know about the terrible flash floods that have hit Nepal. I will be raffling off a commission for a piece of quilled OFMD art. 1 entry = £5/$5/€5 donated to an organisation listed in the thread below. Entries close on 9th September. #OFMD
A promotional image for a fundraiser for victims of the Nepalese flash floods. It reads "Win a commision piece of quilled OFMD art. 1 entry = £5/$5/". Also shown are three examples of completed pieces by the OP. The first piece shows the 'depression robe' bird, the second piece is Ed and Stede kissing, and the third piece is the foot touchText: Why Nepal? On 26th August, a devastating flash flood hit the Nepal-Tibet border, creating a humanitarian crisis on a huge scale. Hundreds are dead, and thousands are unaccounted for. 

This raffle is to support the work of aid organisations operating in the region to assist with search and rescue efforts and to provide food and medical care to survivors. 
Text: What is up for grabs? I will work with the winner to design and create an original piece of quilled OFMD art, with maximum dimensions of 7 x 5 inches 

I will cover the cost of postage to anywhere in the world – please check whether any customs charges may be applied if you are outside of the UK
Text: How to enter. Donate a minimum of £5 / $5/ €5 to one of the charities linked in the thread below, or to an equivalent charity or aid organization. Every multiple of £5 / $5/ €5 buys an additional entry. So donate more for a better chance of winning!

Entries close at 23.59 UTC on Wednesday 9th September. The draw will take place on Thursday 10th September.

Send proof of donation to: 
temporaldiscounting AT gmail.com 
Or discord DM (@temporal_discounting)
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
steddyhands is the ship of all time
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Day
static.klipy.com
Star Trek Ds9
ALT: Star Trek Ds9
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
,,,,,,,,i lobv him,,,,,,,,
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How the fuck did i end up with a new jersey dialect from being online
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Doing the dialect map thing with english as a second language is baffling actually
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone tell me not to grow pink jazz tomatoes this year all of my friends are enablers it seems
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's very unfortunate that i live in a nightmare hellscape because our flag means death was renamed to reference a silly pirate themed love song that I'm obsessed with but talking about it would mean discussing this nightmare hellscape in ways other than saying i hate it here
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's borderline evil to say but some days i genuinely wish my mother did die when she almost did.
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
something ed would definitely say to stede during an argument with zero context
tumblr post by bebemoon: if you’re not playing mermaids with me i have to assume you’re playing mermaids against me
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is so fun and cute and lovely! go read it!!!!
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
speaking of, it's almost September -- time to start planning your Halloween costume 🎃👻🍁 *🙏 this is affectionate joke made by me, a gay nerd🙏 #OurFlagMeansDeath
Ed and Stede on the packaging for a fake Spirit Halloween costume, Gay Nerds - a couples costume where they are each wearing half of a fabric Nerds candy box. Ed is on the left on the purple side, Stede on the right in pink. the text on the costume says, Nerds - tiny tangy, zangy candy - strawberry and grape
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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, it didn't leave my brain after 24 hours so you know what means. Buckle up, buttercups! Let's enjoy the mess together.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bad brain day. Tell me about your favourite place?
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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Izzy hands: It's September 1st, boss.Ed: What's that, mate?
Izzy: It's September the 1st.Edward Teach: Dickfuck, no, it's not.

OFMD S1
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